The Secret to Picking Up Girls

Zhang Yuze smelled the faint fragrance on Wu MM's body, felt the fullness pressing against his chest, and looking at her small mouth so close to him, he couldn't resist any longer and kissed her.

"Mmm!" Wu MM groaned softly, clearly reacting, but her eyes were still half-closed, and it was hard to tell if she knew what Zhang Yuze was doing to her.

Zhang Yuze didn't give up, continuing to explore and suck on her small mouth. Of course, Zhang Yuze also used his mouth and tongue to channel true energy into Wu MM's mouth, truly combining work and pleasure!

"Cough! Cough! Cough!"

Just as Zhang Yuze and Wu Xinyu were enjoying life there, suddenly, a burst of coughing came from the side.

Zhang Yuze was startled and quickly looked up, only to see Su Jing, Yu Min, Zhuo Yubin, and several other MMs staring at him in stunned silence, as if watching a monkey show.

"What are you doing?" Su Jing asked him timidly, her little face flushed after watching Zhang Yuze's performance.

"Oh! I'm helping Xinyu get rid of the alcohol," Zhang Yuze said, scratching his head, looking very guilty.

"Captain, did you help us get rid of the alcohol like that just now?" Yu Min asked, looking weakly at Zhang Yuze.

"Uh! This, no, it's just that Xinyu's situation is special, so she needs special care," Zhang Yuze said, touching his nose in frustration.

Just then, Wu MM, who had been lying in Zhang Yuze's arms, suddenly turned over and "Oue!" before throwing up violently on the ground.

After a long while, Wu Xinyu finally looked up, gasped for breath, and turned to Zhang Yuze with extreme dissatisfaction, saying, "That's disgusting! Didn't you brush your teeth?"

Zhang Yuze frowned, seeming to remember something, and looked at Wu Xinyu with great suspicion, saying, "How did you know I didn't brush my teeth? I got up in a hurry this morning, and it seems I really forgot."

Wu Xinyu looked at Zhang Yuze: "You…"

Then she ran quickly to the corner and threw up heartily.

Looking at the strange eyes of the dormitory auntie looking at him, Zhang Yuze knew what she was thinking without being told. It was nothing more than suspecting that he had some bad intentions.

Of course, this didn't completely wrong Zhang Yuze, because if the four girls hadn't been present, Zhang Yu would have definitely done something.

After sending the several MMs back, Zhang Yuze suddenly felt a little bored. Speaking of which, Zhang Yuze felt that he hadn't gone out to do good deeds as the Dark God for a long time. Although he had quite a bit of faith now, people can't always stay where they are. If he didn't go out and take a stroll, people might very well forget him after the trend passed, so Zhang Yuze felt that it was still very necessary for him to go out and familiarize himself with faces. As soon as he thought about doing it, Zhang Yuze dressed up and went out, wandering around, taking a child who was almost lost home, using his powers to heal an old man who had broken his leg, and catching three petty thieves. They were all unchallenging activities, which made Zhang Yuze feel very bored.