The Secret to Picking Up Girls

Zhang Yuze's boasting almost made his roommates collapse. They had seen shameless people before, but never one as shameless as Zhang Yuze. Although Zhang Yuze was the dorm's 'boss,' he never did any of the cleaning. Only when the floor became unbearably dirty would the others reluctantly clean it a little. Otherwise, how could a guy like Zhang Yuze, who didn't even wash his own clothes, ever do such things?

Sure enough, Zheng Jie gave Zhang Yuze an admiring look after hearing his words, and said, "Junior Yuze! I didn't expect you to be so diligent!"

Although Zhang Yuze was a little embarrassed, he still blushed slightly and silently acknowledged it.

But at that moment, Zhang Yuze inadvertently saw a pair of shorts sticking out from the corner next to Zheng Jie.

Damn! Why do those shorts look so familiar? Zhang Yuze thought: Could those be the ones I left behind before the winter vacation after a 'five-finger exercise'? And I forgot to take them when I went home, and they still have the remnants of my spoils on them. Zhang Yuze's heart was now filled with cold sweat, blaming himself for not hiding them! If Zheng Jie saw them, where would he put his face?

Of course, Zhang Yuze wouldn't let that happen. In desperation, he took Zheng Jie's hand and said, "Senior! Let's go to the balcony! The air is better there." After walking inside with Zheng Jie, Zhang Yuze turned around and winked repeatedly at his roommates.

"Boss, do your eyes hurt? I have eye drops, I'll go get them for you!" Lin Kunhong looked at Zhang Yuze with some confusion. Although Zhang Yuze was standing there winking and making faces, he just couldn't understand what Zhang Yuze meant.

Damn it! Zhang Yuze almost fainted from anger after hearing Lin Kunhong's words. He had seen stupid people before, but never one so stupid.

Fortunately, not everyone was like him. Following Zhang Yuze's gaze, Wang Kaijun indeed saw Zhang Yuze's 'spoils' and said to Zhang Yuze jokingly, "Boss, do you want us to get that piece of clothing from your bed for you?"

Clothing? Zheng Jie was also very puzzled and looked towards Zhang Yuze's bed.

Zhang Yuze wanted to vomit blood when he heard that and quickly pulled Zheng Jie inside.

Seeing Zhang Yuze hiding inside, Lin Kunhong walked over with a grin and quietly picked up Zhang Yuze's 'spoils'. He chuckled and said, "If I don't mess with you, you'll dare to make fun of us brothers."

The two came to the balcony, and Zhang Yuze looked at Senior Zheng Jie's beautiful face, and the desire in his heart surged again. Remembering the infinite charm of the two on the mountain, Zhang Yuze couldn't help but hug Zheng Jie in his arms.

"Uh!" Zheng Jie groaned softly, then leaned tightly against Zhang Yuze's broad chest.

"Yuze, this isn't a good place, there are too many people." Although Zheng Jie usually seemed carefree, her face couldn't help but turn red when she thought about how many people were still outside.

"Hehe, Senior's meaning is that it would be okay if there were fewer people." Zhang Yuze smiled extremely lewdly.