The Secret to Picking Up Girls

“I knew you'd come, so I was waiting for you.” Fa Yuan looked at Zhang Yuzhe with a very indifferent expression, acting extremely calm, like a highly enlightened master. However, the pile of roasted sweet potatoes in front of him was a bit out of character.

“Give me a break. Others might not know, but I know you. Who was it that went to a farmer's house to steal chickens last time and got beaten up? If it weren't for me, you would've been skinned alive. Looking at your plump face, you've been eating well lately, haven't you?” Zhang Yuzhe shook his head, looking at him with disdain.

“Hehe, you're so OUT, haven't you heard, 'Wine and meat pass through the intestines, but Buddha remains in the heart'? No! It's 'Dao remains in the heart'! I have no Dao in my hands, but Dao in my heart. This is the ultimate Dao!” Fa Yuan explained to Zhang Yuzhe with a chuckle.

Zhang Yuzhe was speechless. But he figured that this guy was probably really waiting for him, and maybe there was really something going on. However, since he didn't say it, Zhang Yuzhe was too lazy to ask. He immediately explained his purpose for coming.

After listening to Zhang Yuzhe's words, he took the piece of cloth stained with black marks that Zhang Yuzhe handed him. These black spots were taken from the girl's clothes, mainly to give the little Taoist priest a sample.

When Fa Yuan saw this thing, his face gradually became serious. He put the thing on the cloth to his nose and sniffed it, then stood up, not even eating the sweet potato anymore, and said to Zhang Yuzhe, “Wait for me outside, I'll go in and take a look and come out.” With that, he rushed into his room.

Seeing that Fa Yuan didn't decline, Zhang Yuzhe felt a little more confident. As long as this guy was interested, that was good. Even if things weren't too good, they probably wouldn't be too bad. Anyway, he had done what he should do, and what would happen in the end was up to fate. Zhang Yuzhe sighed deeply.

Zhang Yuzhe was a little bored waiting, so he picked up a sweet potato from the floor and started eating it with great enjoyment. Hmm! Unexpectedly, the sweet potato roasted by the Taoist priest is quite good! Zhang Yuzhe praised with a啧啧 sound.

About two hours later, Fa Yuan came out covered in sweat. Seeing this, Zhang Yuzhe quickly stood up from the ground, came to Fa Yuan's face, and looked at him nervously, and asked: "How is it?"

Fa Yuan wiped the sweat from his forehead, then nodded to Zhang Yuzhe and said: "Okay, I finally thought of a way, but I don't know if this way will succeed."

This was the first time Zhang Yuzhe had heard this uncertain look on Fa Yuan's face. He asked him with a solemn expression: "Is there nothing even you can do?"

Fa Yuan glared at Zhang Yuzhe, then shook his head and said to him with a wry smile: "I am a human, not a god. This energy has a very strong plundering, destructive, and even devouring nature. I think you should be very clear about it since you were able to get it."

Zhang Yuzhe deeply agreed and nodded to Fa Yuan. He had personally experienced this terrifying energy, and of course he knew how powerful it was. If it weren't for this, even his Holy Light Technique, this most fundamental power of holiness, would only be able to temporarily suppress it, and there would be no way to eliminate it in a certain amount of time.