The Richest Man Yang Fei

Hearing that the police suspected that he was not a thief, before Yang Fei and the others identified him, the thief said repeatedly: "Government, I am, I am a thief! Please, take me away!"

The policeman laughed: "Tell me, do you want to rob when you enter the house? Or do you want to rape?"

"I said, we just want to go into the house to check the water meter, and the government will definitely not believe it."

"Nonsense! Are there water meters in the countryside?"

"Actually, we want to represent the government and give warmth to the two girls in the house. After all, it's freezing cold."

Actually, there is such an operation?

Skin it, are you happy?

"I'll torture you!" The policeman also swears.

Yang Fei thought to himself, talking about rape in such a fresh and refined way, your mother is a genius, and she is also a talent!

"The main reason is that the girl is so beautiful. We were drooling after seeing it, and thinking about three years of blood earning, and the death penalty is not a loss, we dared to commit a crime."

"Is the attitude of pleading guilty so good?"

"Okay, absolutely fine, please, take us away quickly, this Peach Blossom Village..."

"What happened to our Peach Blossom Village?" Tie Niu glared at him.

"Poisonous!" The little thief smiled wryly, not daring to tell the truth, because no one would believe his nonsense!

"Take it away!" The policeman smiled and said to Tie Lianping, "Secretary Tie, you have done great work in catching thieves and saving lives! I'll ask the office to send a pennant later!"

As soon as the two thieves heard the words, their three perceptions were confused, their four eyes became dizzy, their five viscera were suffering, their six senses were unclear, and their seven orifices emitted smoke.

After making a fuss for half the night, it finally calmed down.

Next, how to sleep?

This became Yang Fei's problem.

The Su family has only three bedrooms with bunks.

Of course, the Su family's parents would occupy a room.

Su Tong and Lin Feiying wanted a room.

Yang Fei wants one.

This is of course nonsense.

Here comes the problem, the window of Su Tong's original boudoir was broken.

repair? It is impossible to make up.

This night, it is impossible to make up.

The little thief also said that it was freezing cold.

How to sleep?

So, Su Tong and Lin Feiying moved to Yang Fei's room unceremoniously.

"What, I don't mind, you guys come and sleep, but I can't go, it's too cold over there." Yang Fei giggled.

"Go!" A pillow flew over.

"I can also play on the floor."

"Go!" The quilt was also thrown out.

"Oh, it's not nice to meet people! The world is not ancient!"

The door was closed.

After a while, Su Tong asked, "What's the sound outside?"

"It seems that someone is tearing down the door." Lin Feiying replied.

Su Tong opened the door, and sure enough, he saw Yang Fei tearing down the door next door.

"That's my door." Su Tong gave a hello.

"I know. But the window is broken, and I'll tear down the door and fix it."

"Huh?" Su Tong stared, as if there was nothing wrong.

After all, the window is ventilated, and the door is facing inward, so it is not ventilated.

"Catch the wind." Yang Fei spoke plausibly.

"Actually, our room is quite big, or..." Lin Feiying said suddenly.

Yang Fei burst into tears, the quality of this college student is extraordinary, he knows how to be sympathetic to others.

Su Tong opened his eyes wide, looking at the new roommate.

Lin Feiying blushed, and said in a low voice, "I mean, the bed is very small, and it's easy to move here, easier than tearing down the door."

A stranger said that, if Su Tong disagreed, wouldn't he be too sorry?

It's not like she and him have never been alone before!

If it weren't for Lin Feiying's presence, this problem would not have become a problem at all tonight.

It's just that, with outsiders around, Su Tong always has to be upright and strict, so that no one can see what's going on between her and Yang Fei.

Even between them,

It was nothing.

"Okay! You don't mind, and neither do I." Su Tong followed Lin Feiying's words.

Yang Fei laughed and said, "Actually, I just want to represent the government and send warmth to the two girls."

"Go! We are your sister!"

bed, moved the nest.

people, into the quilt.

Lin Feiying comforted herself with an extra sentence: "Actually, we just want to be safe, right?"

Su Tong said softly: "Well, after all, we have just experienced a catastrophe. With him here, be safe."

"how long have you been together?"

"He and I are just friends, no, he is the boss and I am an employee."

"That's the question I asked, where are you thinking?"

"Ah? You college students, your way of speaking is too complicated! Go to sleep, I'm sleepy."

Yang Fei can't sleep!

This shit!

Two celestial beauties!

Is there any wood by your side?

The thieves, for their sake, dared to risk the severe cold and their lives to pry open the windows to give them warmth!

I have entered the room, so I don't do any bad things?

Blindfolded?

What's the difference between this and Sun Dasheng who fixed the Seven Fairies but only cared about stealing peaches?

Just think about it.

The blessing of Qi people, if not enjoyed well, will become the disaster of Xiao Qiang.

After all, our protagonist, Comrade Yang Fei, grew up under the influence of socialist core values.

He's just a layman.

According to Yang Fei's own definition of ordinary people, it can be summed up in eight characters.

Greed, wealth, love, sex, a whole body of righteousness.

So, Comrade Yang Fei, who was upright, slept soundly and sweetly in a room with a sweet fragrance, accompanied by two tormenting goblins.

It was too late yesterday.

Must have a good night's sleep this morning.

Yang Fei didn't wake up until the door was knocked.

He opened the door and yawned.

Tieniu's black and strong head appeared in front of him: "Hero Yang, the sun is drying his ass!"

"Oh! Then get up!" Yang Fei stretched lazily.

Suddenly, Tie Niu's face changed.

Yang Fei also found out that the two girls on the other bed were still in their dreams!

Good guy, you are so heartless, you sleep sweeter than him.

"You? You?" Tie Niu's black face was oozing red water, "Three people?"

"Is there any problem?" Yang Fei asked.

"Ah? Did you say it's all right?"

"I think it's normal. Su Tong's room was destroyed by thieves. Of course I have to show my humanitarian spirit and accept them to come and sleep. Otherwise, let them blow the north wind all night?"

"That's the reason, but I always feel that something is wrong? You can go to my house, I don't mind."

"I mind! Go out, I want to change."

"Ah?" Tieniu only had time to yell before he was shut outside the door.

His heart was bleeding, his mind was in a mess, and a million muddy horses galloped past.

Actually, changing clothes in front of the two of them?

leave me alone.

Tie Niu leaned his back against the wall, shook his hands, took out a cigarette, put one in his mouth, but forgot to light it.

"My daughter-in-law!" Tieniu covered his face with his hands, crying in an extremely ugly way, not as good as Fuwa's.

Last night, Yang Fei only took off his coat. At that moment, he put on his coat and walked out. Seeing the iron bull with a full face, he asked in surprise: "Who bullied you? Tell me, and I'll beat him up for you. If you can't beat him, I'll hit him with money!" "

Tieniu cried even more sadly.

Yang Fei patted him on the shoulder: "Let's go, work has started!"

"Wait," Tieniu chased after him, and asked, wiping his eyes, "You and her, is that the end?"