The Real Daughter's All-Embedded Villain Variety Show Became Popular

When Lu Wen heard this, he was dumbfounded. Was he misunderstood as a shit thief?

He is obviously cleaning!

"Grandma, please don't get excited. Just listen to my explanation..."

"There's nothing to explain. Taking it without asking is just stealing. If it weren't for the good attitude of this young-haired old man in your program, I would have to pursue it to the end for what I said yesterday!"

Grandma sat down angrily, sighing in her heart that the world has changed and people are stealing pig shit!

Director Wang: "???" Are you talking about him? How come he has become an old man with a little hair!

Lu Wen was really speechless. He had finally done something good by accident and was misunderstood like this?

If I had known earlier, I would not have spoken out about this matter, but now I regret it very much, very much!

He could only perform bravely under the indifference of a group of grandfathers and grandmothers, "I will play a song for everyone, which happens to be popular at the moment."

"The world isolated me and allowed him to ridicule me. I just kept my silence, understand..."

Lu Wenchang was extremely sad, but there was no reaction at all from the audience. Grandpas and grandmas all looked at him as if they were a fool.

Lu Wen insisted that after singing, people are autistic, so he worked so hard but didn't get any response?

"I really can't understand what this young man is babbling, and it's not as good as my grandson's singing."

"I also think it can only get a zero score at most."

Lu Wen twitched the corner of his mouth. What do you mean he can only give you zero points at most? Thank you! You still give him zero points so reluctantly!

"Next up." Director Wang also didn't notice. You sang pop songs in front of a group of old men and women. It's really not surprising that people couldn't understand you.

"Director Wang, I see that these grandparents are not very friendly. They don't like to smile. How about we change the mission?"

Lin Tuotou said weakly, these old men and women looked very unkind.

"Then you stabbed other people's pigs and stole their feces. How can you make people laugh at you?" Director Wang raised his forehead.

"..."

"Lin Fufu, go away."

Lin Youtuo had no choice but to bite the bullet and perform a dance. His body was graceful and his dance steps were elegant. Even without accompaniment, it was still beautiful.

Villagers:←_←

"One point."

Lin escaped autistically and walked to the back.

Seeing that the situation was so bad, none of the remaining guests dared to go on stage and thought about abstaining.

[Hahahaha, it’s really embarrassing. These grandparents are not easy to talk to. 】

[Lin Yutuo: I have exhausted all my life’s learning, and I am just shaking my hands and kneeling down. I really can’t deal with these villagers! 】

[My habit of being embarrassed for others happened again. My feet have dug out a fantasy castle on the ground. 】

"Next." Director Wang glanced at the guests hiding behind.

Everyone took a step back one after another, made a wish and simply walked out of the crowd.

"I want to tell you a story today. Once upon a time, a princess was hung on the city wall by the prince. She was beaten by wind, water and rain every day. Seeing that the princess was about to lose her strength, the servants reported to the prince and asked: Do you want to let the princess go?

Do you think you let it go?"

Wishing glanced at the group of villagers and deliberately gave it a try.

"Of course you have to let her go, otherwise the princess will die."

"Why on earth does this prince want to hang his princess on the city wall?"

The villagers who were originally indifferent suddenly became curious and gossipy.

"My score..." Xu Yuan coughed lightly.

"That must be ten points. Please tell me quickly what happened to the prince and the princess."

Director Wang and the guests were shocked. Is this okay? A bloody story made the villagers give it ten points.

The wish continued: "While the prince was still hesitating whether to let it go, another servant suddenly came outside the door to report: The prince and the princess are dead. This is the jade pendant that fell from her body. The prince took the jade pendant and smiled evilly,

I knew she stole it, end of story."

Villager: "?"

"That's all gone? Are you just talking nonsense to get rid of us?"

"It's definitely perfunctory!" Lu Wen said indignantly. How could there be such a short bloody story.

"No, this is the story. Thank you grandparents for your ten points." Xu wish bowed and went to the back to wait.

"I'm here too, just to tell stories!" Gu Qian was instantly confident.

Lin Yueyou regretted that he had known earlier that he would have waited until the wishing performance was over before going up to perform, "Gu Qian, it doesn't matter if you learn how to make a wish!"

"Director Wang didn't say anything, so what you said doesn't count." Gu Qian just thought that Lin Yuedu's words fell on deaf ears.

He stood upright and said, "Grandpas and grandmas, let me tell you a story. Once upon a time, there was a child who stole watermelons from a family. As a result, he was caught by that family. Guess what happened to this child?

What’s the end?”

"Okay, are you the bastard who stole my watermelon yesterday?"

"One of the watermelons in my field was missing this morning. Maybe it was stolen by this brat!"

"It must be zero points. Stealing melons is shameful!"

The villagers reacted instantly with excitement, and everyone expressed their dissatisfaction. Why is this young man like this, and such a big man still stealing melons?

Gu Qian was stunned when he heard this. This was obviously something he did when he was a child, but now he couldn't steal it at all!

"Get off the stage quickly and let someone else perform!"

"Hahahaha." Lin Tuotou burst into laughter. She asked him to learn how to make a wish but he hadn't learned the essence yet. She really wanted to laugh to death.

Gu Qian could only walk off the stage dejectedly. Lu Wen leaned over and said, "Hey, you were the one who stole the story you told, right? What happened next?"

"I was young and ignorant and suffered two big blows." Gu Qian was extremely sad.

"puff……"

The next one to go up was Chu Huaian.

Chu Huaian learned the lesson from Gu Qian, and instead of telling a story, he recited a poem loudly: "There is bright moonlight in front of the bed, I suspect it is frost on the ground..."

“I heard my grandson read this!”

"My family also learned it, and I was still first in dictation before!"

"This guest is really well-educated. I'll give him nine points. One more point will make him proud!"

Everyone: "???"

Is this okay? Just a first-hand poem, which I learned in elementary school!

They can do it too!!! They can also sing a lot of songs!

"Xia Mingyue is your turn." Director Wang was also a little surprised. It seems that Chu Huaian is quite smart and actually knows how to use the poems learned by grandpas, grandmas and grandsons to win people's hearts.

"Chu Huaian, you are so secretive. You know you can pass the test by memorizing poems. Why didn't you tell us earlier?"

Gu Qian gritted his teeth and put his arms around Chu Huaian's neck.

"I didn't know at first. I just heard the little boy next to me carrying it, so I treated it like a dead horse." Chu Huaian said with a smile.

Xia Mingyue stepped forward and because she was pretending to be calm, she didn't even notice that she was walking with her hands and feet.

Everyone at the scene: "?" That's not true, are you so nervous?