The Real Daughter's All-Embedded Villain Variety Show Became Popular

Chapter 2: I'm afraid I haven't been to the toilet in eight lifetimes

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"Welcome to the "All Evils" program team. Today is the official day of filming. The top six contestants on the evil list are already on their way. I am the host Xiao C, and I will witness our success with you all.

Are the six contestants as disgusting as netizens say?"

The host was wearing a red suit, a pair of suit pants and high heels, with a standard smile on her face.

A large number of netizens crowded into the live broadcast room, "Our director Wang must be awesome! We dare to shoot such a variety show. After all, the top six on the villain list are not easy to mess with. We exclude making wishes here."

[I came here specifically to scold and make a wish. I have already written a short essay. This person has no background and is from a poor family. How dare he compete with Sister Miaoyin for the Best Actor Award? He is crazy. I am really disgusted when he knows three people.

.]

[She also often bullies Sister Miaoyin in the crew and causes trouble for Sister Miaoyin. To be honest, Wishlist is just lucky to have met our kind and generous Sister Miaoyin. If it had been anyone else, she would have been banned by Wishlist!】

[No. 1 on the list of villains. She really deserves her wish. Three-quarters of the comments were directed at her. 】

"Look, everyone, the first person to come to the program is actually our teacher Lu Wen!"

As the host finished speaking, Lu Wen sat on the suitcase and appeared with his legs sliding on the ground. He was leaning against the wall like a puddle of mud, "I'm exhausted."

"Teacher Lu Wen, you are praised by netizens as the "big brother", but you are the first one to come to the show. I wonder what you want to say to netizens?" the host asked boldly.

Lu Wen: "...I don't have anything to say, and I don't recognize the title of Big Brother."

I didn’t wait for the host to ask any more questions.

There was the sound of wheels scraping against the ground outside the gate, and then a graceful woman walked in. She was upright and held the black suitcase pole with her thin white fingers.

The close-up shooting by the camera made the netizens in front of the screen feel the impact of beauty. A bright and charming face, flirtatious curled eyelashes on the eyes, and skin as smooth as gel, with no pores visible.

Her thick black hair was tied up, and the broken hair on both sides of her forehead was gently blown by the wind. She looked extremely beautiful.

The host immediately changed the target and took the microphone to the side where the wish was made.

"Make a wish, welcome to your arrival. Netizens are very curious about you knowingly hooking up with Movie Emperor Cheng. I wonder what you want to say about this?"

"I have clearly rejected him and blocked all his contact information." Xu Yuan said lightly.

The host nodded, looking expectantly as if waiting for her to say something more.

However, Xu Yuan had no vision and thought that he could leave as soon as he answered the question, so he just pulled his suitcase and stood in the corner to wait for the arrangement of the program team.

Host: "?" Don't you want to be more specific? What the hell is blocking and rejecting? It was you who seduced Actor Cheng!

[I vomited! What’s the use of blocking and rejecting someone after being exposed for ruining other people’s feelings? Looking at Xu Wan’s right attitude, I really want to beat her up! 】

[Lu Wen is also 6. Did he forget that he let other directors do it and ruined a drama? Do you know that it was someone else's years of hard work? He still doesn't recognize the title of big-name brother. He is a male bitch. He is...

stand!】

[When will I wish to die? I'm so damn angry when I see her! Actor Cheng and Sister Miaoyin originally had a good relationship, but Xu wish came in and interfered with their breakup. ]

[I feel that Xu Yuan’s appearance is really good-looking, and it’s so sweet that it makes my heart melt (I’m just a passerby who only flatters her face but doesn’t speak for her, please don’t criticize her)]

When there was only one minute left before the scheduled gathering time of the program team, four people burst in from the door, two men and two women.

Among them, the man wearing ripped jeans stepped forward and grabbed the host's hand, speaking in a very anxious tone, "Where is the toilet? I can't hold it in anymore."

"Teacher Chu Huaian, the toilet is over here." The host was stunned.

After Chu Huaian received the reply, he threw down his two large suitcases and ran towards the bathroom.

"I'm afraid it's because I haven't been to the toilet in eight lifetimes." Gu Qian raised his head of red hair and twitched the corner of his mouth.

"Hahahaha." Lin Yuetuo next to him couldn't help laughing.

Only Xia Mingyue looked arrogant and urged the host impatiently, "Where is our accommodation? Make arrangements quickly. My luggage is very heavy."

"Please wait a moment. When Teacher Chu Huaian comes back, we will immediately take you to tidy up your accommodation."

[Oh my god, I’m going to die laughing. Doesn’t the Chu family have a toilet? 】

[Although it is funny, I would rather he wet his pants and embarrass him to death. As long as I think about my brother being hidden by the company for many years because of him, for fear of overpowering him, I have no good impression of Chu Huaian. ]

[Xia Mingyue is really annoying. What the hell is her attitude? Do you think this is your home? She acts like a little princess everywhere she goes all day long, feeling that the whole world must give in to her and pamper her. ]

[Gu Qian and Lin Yuetuo seem to be very gentle people, how come they were voted fifth and sixth on the villain list? 】

After a while, Chu Huaian ran back. After solving the three urgent needs, he felt refreshed.

Host: "Please, six guests, please bring your luggage and follow me upstairs. The accommodation arranged for you by the program team is on the third floor."

"Isn't there an elevator? There are four boxes of luggage outside my door. How can I carry it alone?" Xia Mingyue followed and her expression turned bad when she saw the stairs.

"I'll help you pick it up later." Chu Huaian said proactively, showing off his gentlemanly demeanor.

"Thank you then." Xia Mingyue finally regained her composure and softened her voice.

While they were still arguing about their luggage, Xu Yuan had already picked up her suitcase with one hand and walked upstairs. Her relaxed look was in sharp contrast to Lu Wen, who stopped to take a breath after reaching the top of the stairs.

Everyone's eyes fell on Lu Wen as if to say: Why are you so weak?

How could Lu Wen bear such contempt, "Make a wish, just wait!"

"Huh?" Xu Yuan stopped, turned around, and looked at him confused.

"Is your suitcase empty?" Lu Wen regretted it as soon as he said it. Even if he wanted to show off his ability in the program, he couldn't open someone else's suitcase to see if there was anything inside.

He changed his words and said: "Forget it, let me exchange a suitcase with you for the trip?"

"My luggage is very heavy." Xu Yuan said seriously, staring at him with clear black and white eyes.

After all, for a person who was out of breath even from carrying clothes, her box also contained iron rods and anti-wolf spray, and Lu Wen probably couldn't even carry it.

"What a joke! How heavy is a girl's suitcase? Don't worry, let me do it!"

Lu Wen smiled disdainfully, pushed his two large boxes into the corner, and climbed upstairs to carry Xu Yuan's suitcase.

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