The Paper Fruit Among the Pirates

"Thank you so much, Luffy~~"

On Roman's boat, a young man with glasses and a haircut in the middle turned the rudder while looking at the chart.

His name is Kebi, and he was taken as a handyman by the fat woman captain of the "Big Stick Pirates" before. He was able to escape because he bumped into the Roman duo, and he is currently working as a "part-time" navigator on Roman's ship.

Of course, the so-called 'Big Stick Pirates' are just Roman's complaints. The female captain's real name was Alrita, and she was the one who transformed from a fat woman into a beautiful woman in an instant after eating the 'slippery fruit'.

As for the previous battle process between Roman Luffy and the "Big Stick Pirates" - roughly:

I got up and punched for a second.

Roman is not very proficient in sailing, and Luffy... those who dare to use small sampans and wooden barrels to go to sea, don't expect him to light up his "navigation skills"! So Kebi, who was out of the sea of ​​suffering, just used his expertise to drive a merchant ship.

Now, there are only three people on the deck of this merchant ship with a displacement of 600 tons: Kebi who sailed, Luffy with a paper bandage on his face, and:

With a heavy load on his back, Roman was humming, humming, doing push-ups.

'998'

'999'

'1000'

"...Luffy, the words of the great route..."

The young man sailing with glasses glanced hesitantly at Roman, who was constantly rising and falling like a humanoid pile driver. Compared with Luffy, who made people 'know it at first sight', this young man named Roman... feel intimidated.

"I heard it's called the 'Pirate Grave', it's very dangerous..."

Although he has only known each other for less than a day, Kebi is really worried about his "friend" Luffy.

"Yeah, so I'm looking for some awesome partners!"

The energetic straw hat Luffy faces the sea with high ambitions.

"By the way, the naval base you are going to is not locked up with a guy named 'Zoro'~~~"

"If it's a nice fellow, let him be my partner—"

"No no no,"

Kirby shook his head in horror.

"I heard that Sauron is a bloodthirsty mad dog who takes pleasure in killing people! People in this sea area call him a 'devil in human skin'!"

"Also, he must be caught by the navy because he's a bad guy—"

"Ha ha,"

The sneer next to Kebi interrupted Kebi's words, and Roman, who was sweating profusely, stood up, picked up a towel from the bucket next to him and said casually while wiping his body.

"Bad guys, good guys—"

"A navy is a good person? A person caught by the navy is a bad person?"

I'm really sorry, it won't be long before your three views will be subverted immediately.

"A great man once said,—Don't talk about the position, only talk about the good and the bad. That's playing hooligans!"

Said Roman pointed to Luffy.

"Luffy saved you, do you think he is a 'good guy' or a 'bad guy'?"

"Hey hey, of course Mr. Luffy is good..."

"But it's this guy," Roman stretched out his hand, and the 'bandage' on Luffy's head automatically spread out and flew towards him, revealing a silly face.

Tsk, this recovery speed is really unscientific.

Although Roman's 'paper bandage' is a medical product soaked in various potions, it is too...

"It's this 'good guy' who took my boat a few days ago and 'forced' me to be his partner. You say—"

Roman looked at Keby calmly, causing the cowardly boy to look away.

"Is Luffy still a 'good guy'?"

Ignoring it and yelling 'Hey, hey, you obviously did it voluntarily! ’ Luffy, Roman continued with a sneer.

"This ship is actually a merchant ship that was wiped out by the pirates!"

"That pirate group has been poisoned and killed by their captain. It can be regarded as indirectly avenging the merchant ship. May I ask: Is the captain a 'good guy' or a 'bad guy'?"

"At the same time, the captain was killed by his battle captain—that is, me! Speaking of it, I also sought justice for those pirates who died with shame. May I ask: Am I a 'good guy' or a 'bad guy'?"

Roman, who was sneering, knocked on the side of the ship again, and pointed down.

"And this merchant ship is actually carrying all weapons, which are used to sell to the royal family to suppress civilians who cannot survive! ——The pirate group killed the people in the caravan, and in theory, it saved the lives of tens of millions of people , May I ask: Are the pirates 'good guys' or 'bad guys'?"

"Extending it further, the king who bought weapons wanted to suppress the 'disorderly people' and maintain stability, while the rebellious civilians simply couldn't survive. May I ask both of them: who is the good guy? who is the bad guy?"

"This this······"

Faced with a series of questions from Roman, Coby, who was wearing glasses, was speechless.

"Just or not, it's just a matter of lip touch."

"As long as they want, anyone can find a 'just' excuse for their actions."

"So smart people know how to whitewash themselves as 'justice'," such as the sand crocodile, such as Brother Ming, such as... the moth in the navy!

"And only some idiots shout that they want to be 'One Piece' every day—"

As he spoke, Roman glanced at someone wearing a straw hat, but all he saw was a silly face full of question marks.

·········

"But, but I believe that justice must exist—"

Hurray,

brush!

A paper knife lay across his neck, interrupting Kirby's rebuttal.

"'Justice' for the weak is just a slogan!"

"Just like now," Roman's body began to radiate a cold murderous aura, "I only need to wave my hand lightly, and your 'justice' will be blown away—"

"All right,"

With one hand between Roman and Keby, Luffy's steady voice interrupted their 'dispute'.

"Roman, don't scare Kirby."

Hurray,

The paper knife in his hand collapsed and turned into paper again to 'blend' into Roman's arm.

"I'm just telling the truth, Luffy."

"The party with more people is 'justice'? The weaker party is 'justice'? The one who is bullied is 'justice'?"

"Stop joking, how do you know that your 'justice' is not 'evil' in the eyes of others? Human beings do not rely on 'justice' to stand on top of all things,—'justice' is not such a weak thing."

"Justice is stronger than evil, smarter than evil, and stronger than evil..."

"Okay, Roman."

The 'stupidity' on Lu Fei's face has disappeared, leaving only seriousness.

"I don't understand justice or something, and I don't want to understand it."

"The ones who get along are my friends, and those who don't like it will be beaten!" Lu Fei heartily put an end to this 'argument'.

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"Hahahaha~~~"

Roman, who was taken aback for a moment, laughed and shook his head.

"That's right, what reason, what justice..."

Those who are pleasing to the eye are friends, and those who are not pleasing to the eye are enemies.

It's that simple.

—————

"Very good, we're at the naval base!"

Standing on the pier, Luffy shouted with one hand on his hip. Seeing his excitement, who would have thought he was a 'pirate'? Those who didn't know thought he was a "relative" of the Navy...

and many more!

This guy really seems to be a relative of the Navy——

"Kerby, you are amazing!"

Luffy sighed sincerely, which even Roman had to admit:

Three people were driving a merchant ship with hundreds of tons, including a layman and a Muggle. able to reach the destination smoothly. This has been:

"Luffy, if you really want to sail, you'd better find a professional navigator. Drifting is..."

"Eat! Eat!"

However, Luffy didn't intend to listen to what he said at all, and rushed towards the port in a hurry.

"Let's go,"

Roman patted Kebi on the shoulder, making the cowardly boy tremble.

"I don't like you very much, but—"

"Who told you to be the captain's friend?"

"After this 'breakup meal', you will be your navy, and we will continue to be our pirates—"

Although it is estimated that in the future of my "pirate" career, I will not do a serious "business" of pirates... If you eat the overlord's meal... forget it, the brother dignified traveler, representing the four The face of a billion people on earth!

Let’s forget about the overlord meal or something.

so:

"I'm so full~~~"

"Boss, how much is it?"

After creating a pile of empty plates, Roman got up to check out. ——Relying on Luffy to have the concept of "money" is as magical as expecting Tianlongren to know what "mercy" is.

As for Kirby?

Is there such a thing as Bailey for the handyman who was bullied in the "Big Stick Pirates"?

"By the way, that Sauron is at this naval base."

In an instant, the entire restaurant fell silent, and the movements of everyone's hands were a meal.

‘Hey, Luffy, look. '

Kebi whispered to Luffy who was 'open-mouthed'.

'Everyone was terrified, and it turned out that Sauron was a big villain. '

"I see····"

Facing Luffy who seemed to be enlightened, Kebi said with a sigh of relief.

"By the way, I read the notice just now. The highest officer of the base here is a colonel named Monka—"

clatter clatter

Everyone in the restaurant seemed to have been cast with the 'fixation technique' just now, as if they had heard some taboo curse! Their faces changed drastically, and they stood up and ran!

"Hey, hey, you haven't paid yet!"

Roman, who yelled, turned around helplessly, and nodded apologetically to the proprietress.

"Sorry, it looks like my friend got you into trouble."

"No...it's okay..."

Facing the trembling proprietress, Roman could only shrug his shoulders, then turned back, holding one in each hand:

"Let's go, Luffy."

"And you—"