The God of Basketball

Li Zhen didn't care about the fact that he was taller than Ben Gordon. To be honest, if Isiah Thomas hadn't brought up this matter for discussion, he wouldn't even have cared about his height increase.

After all, compared to the rapid progress of other talents, he is only a few points taller!

If other NBA players, such as Paul, Iverson, and Wade, know that Li Zhen is indifferent to the 6 cm height increase, they will take out a 40-meter machete...if they have one.

However, Chris Paul seems to have found a little balance recently.

With the help of D'Antoni, he led the team to the fifth record in the Western Conference. Without Li Zhen, he would be the most successful point guard this season.

But now... with Bruce channeling his energy into back-to-back encounters with defenders, the New Orleans media is buzzing: How can there be such a point guard? He is a combo guard at all, no, he is a shooting guard!

Although the New Orleans media are soft-spoken, they are still actively fighting for Chris Paul to be the league's number one point guard.

Although this way of fighting sounds a bit funny: If you can't beat him, he will be expelled from the point guard camp. Ah Q from all members of New Orleans.

Meanwhile, as the regular season draws to a close.

The league's various season summaries and evaluations are also in full swing.

The annual KPIs of the basketball media point to the saliva at this time.

From the best team to the second team to the third team, to the best defensive team, the most improved player, the best defensive player, the best rookie, the best rookie team... and so on. the taste of.

Of course, the most intense thing is the regular season MVP selection... This is the jewel in the crown.

The New York media has already begun to focus on building momentum, and the New York Times even published: If it is not for Bruce Lee, this award is meaningless.

Many world-class media came off the stage to cheer. Although these media were extremely stupid on many issues, their support for Bruce Lee was full of old-school feelings.

Currently the only player who can compete with Li Zhen is Kobe Bryant, who led his team to the No. 1 record in the Western Conference. The Lakers have played all 82 games, and their record of 67 wins and 15 losses is perfect.

But at this time,

The Knicks' record has reached 69 wins and 12 losses. Regardless of whether they beat the last Satmento Kings or not, they have broken team history records. Moreover, the Kings have no energy to prevent them from achieving their second 70 victories in history.

What's more, the 31-game winning streak has shocked the past and the present.

Bruce Lee personally averaged 18.8 points, 11.8 assists, 3.6 rebounds, 1.7 steals and 0.5 blocks per game this season, dominating the assist list strongly.

Whether it's record or personal data.

Li Zhen is worthy of MVP.

Therefore, this is why the two eastern contenders LeBron James and Kevin Garnett withdrew from the final selection list early.

Kobe is really too strong. This season, he averaged 28.5 points, 6.3 rebounds, 5.2 assists, 1.8 steals and 0.8 blocks per game. The team also won 67 wins. If he hadn’t met the monster Li Zhen, his MVP would be a certainty, and he would become the first player in the new century. The first consecutive MVP winner after Nash.

Now, he only has a 40% chance.

Compared with the suspense of the regular season MVP. There is no dispute about the first team, Li Zhen, Kobe, James, Garnett, Howard.

Although it's not yet the time for selection, no one thinks anyone else can replace one of them: unless the NBA officials are crazy or brainwashed by the New Orleans media to list Li Zhen as a shooting guard.

Interestingly, Li Zhen is also very high on the list of the most improved players. In the second grade, he is considered the most improved player this season.

Although this sounds a little ridiculous, but... Can anyone improve more than Bruce?

Crawford, the new leader of the Kings, faced Li Zhen again. After Li Zhen easily turned over and hit a jumper on him, he was even stunned.

Do you want to be so fierce?

When did you learn to play back singles? Weren't you a face-frame breakthrough master before?

Crawford's small eyes are full of the bewilderment of Schrödinger's British shorthair kitten.

Crawford had a great time in Satmento, enjoying the California weather. Of course, what is more enjoyable is the cheerful atmosphere of the team.

The Kings are out of the playoff lineup early, and everyone from the owner to the last player on the bench has begun to think about the bait for summer fishing.

Therefore, it became logical for him to brush data.

The team's two potential leadership contenders are very buddhist. Kevin Martin is a natural shooter, and he can't take the ball to him. Although Ron Artest has a bad reputation, the whole world knows that Satmento is his transition point, and he himself is mentally prepared to go to the next team.

Even before the game, he promoted himself to Li Chen: I am from New York, and I have feelings for the Knicks. And I'm good at fighting, and I'm obsessed with music. You won't find a better partner in the NBA than me, I can serve you in all directions. Best friends in music, bodyguards on the court... There is nothing I can't do.

Li Chen showed him a smile with eight teeth.

He has no ill feeling towards Artest. He even remembers Ron Artest ripping off Paul Pierce's pants in a confrontation last week.

If the Knicks have Artest in the third position, they will have more protection when dealing with heavy small forwards such as LeBron James, Paul Pierce, and Carmelo Anthony, and will not let them get whatever they want.

But.

"We have no salary space." Li Zhen told him sincerely: "Although this is not something I should consider, it is a fact."

Money is a big problem.

Ron Artest's affairs at the Palace of Auburn Hills have darkened his future, and he has lost a lot. Not only is there no salary for the suspension, but it also means that he will never be able to become the core of a certain team, and he will never be able to get an annual salary of tens of millions.

Artest showed his toughness in this closing game.

He tried to prove on both ends of the floor that his gas tank was still full of 98 gasoline, so that the Knicks would give him a full midlevel contract.

However, he does not have the flexibility of his youth.

His offense is more and more like a mechanical pickpocket in the farmland, with a solid eye, although Francisco and Jeffries can't stop him from forcing a slow three-step layup, but... His hands are too hard, and the basketball can always find it. The location of the iron.

Bang Bang Bang!

The score kept expanding amidst the sound of iron strikes.

By the time it entered the third quarter, it had expanded to as many as 16 points.

The head coach of the Kings simply waved his hand and replaced the substitute lineup to announce the early end of the season. Although Rejeseus's coaching ability is not good, he has done a good job of adult beauty. In case there is no food to eat in Satmento in the future, it is also very good to go to New York to have a soft meal!

So, the Knicks galloped all the way, cut the tofu quickly, and quickly pretended to win the 32nd game in a row.

At the same time, it also locked the record to 70 wins and 12 losses.

This is the highest peak the Knicks have ever set foot in.

The New York media had long been jubilant, and the fans even chanted God, more excited than Christmas.

Who would have thought that the ten-thousand-year-old ship a year ago would turn over and break the historical record this year.

Isiah Thomas is really an excellent head coach and general manager.

James Dolan lamented in front of the TV.

However, there is still a slight sour feeling in my heart: even if it is a private affair, there is still the supreme VIP card of the Gold Club hidden.

James Dolan always has an excessive standard of moral scrutiny for his favorite subordinates.

"I admit that there is nothing more painful than making history, but there is also nothing happier than making history."

Isiah Thomas talks on TV.

Although this guy is not good in appearance, when his eyebrows are raised, there is always a unique charm.

Very attractive.

Let James Dolan have no more complaints.

After all, it is extremely unseemly for a man to accuse another man of going to a club to find a woman.

"We are the best men's basketball team in the world. If the Olympics allow us to participate, we will lift the championship trophy in Beijing..."

Isiah Thomas started talking nonsense after Zach Randolph poured a bucket of Gatorade on him, and he didn't even know the Olympics don't award trophies.

This year's Olympic medal is a piece of gold inlaid with jade, which contains endless Chinese culture and is extremely attractive.

Many members of the US team have posted their salivation for it on social networks.

Even Kobe Bryant is saying: I want it more than the regular season MVP trophy.

This was interpreted by some media as... Kobe can accept not taking the regular season MVP trophy this season.

But, soon, his father jumped out and said: Kobe will do his best to win the MVP trophy.

However, it doesn't sound very convincing. The relationship between Kobe's father and Kobe has never been harmonious, and the number of times he entered Kobe's estate is not even as good as Bruce Lee.

What is even more surprising is that.

After Bruce finished the Satmento game, he entered Bryant's estate.

Before the playoffs, he, who has achieved a lot in the regular season, will have 3 days of rest. Three days later, he will meet opponents who have not yet been released at the Madison Garden Arena... Eagles, Pacers, The Raptors are too competitive. This is a situation that has never happened in the history of the NBA.

Kobe Bryant bluntly called it: The shame of the NBA!

And even more outspoken than Kobe Bryant is Hilary Duff.

The only little Disney princess who was publicly admitted by Bruce Lee and broke up has really not had much work recently. Her last bad film consumed the enthusiasm of many investors and producers. Recently, she is actively seeking the possibility of music development. Of course, her agent will release some onion news about reuniting with Bruce Lee every now and then.

For example, Bruce was photographed wearing a blue sweater at the Madison Garden Arena last month. Here, when Hilary Duff appeared at the Billboard Awards Ceremony, she immediately wore a blue evening dress...creating an inexplicable The effect of clashing shirts is used to show that the relationship between the two has not yet completely broken down.

"I admit that there is nothing in the world that is more painful than the suffering of love, but believe me, there is nothing happier than serving it."

Hilary Duff always publishes similar emotional chicken soup on her personal website recently.

She literally turned America's sweetheart into a boudoir and dissatisfied woman.

She's even been critical of basketball lately, and she's blatantly dabbling in NBA playoff matters. She said: "Those teams that intend to beat the Knicks in the first round of the playoffs are dreaming. They will become the nourishment for the Knicks to win consecutively, just like the sheep that rushed into the crocodile pond trying to fight the crocodile, stupid and ridiculous !"

Forehead….

Hilary Duff is like one of those high school crushes trying to get the attention of the hot guys on the basketball court. They don't need to understand the rules of basketball, but they must not miss any discussion of the handsome guy.

In contrast, Scarlett Johansson, the whore, is much more elegant. She only focuses on one thing... Stealing invitations.

Moreover, the more she scolded in the media, the more cooperative she was in private.

This gave Li Zhen a wonderful shock.

After all, Bruce is a 20-year-old boy. Even though he has a proud size of 8=======D, he still can't stand the grind of a whore!

"Bruce is a bad guy who relies on his handsomeness to make troubles everywhere. I strongly recommend that Hollywood ban him. All producers will not ask him to make movies. All record stores will automatically remove his albums. And …all the New York fans don’t go to his games.”

"We can't let his charm be released at will. In this way, more and more women will fall into his arms. This will seriously damage the ecological balance of the entertainment industry!"

Scarlett's recent speech has been hailed as a super goddess by North American nerds, and her influence has even spread to cold northern Europe.

Because, she is the only female star who publicly said hard words to reject Bruce.

This is encouraging for boys: not all women like a man who is good-looking, well-educated, talented, gifted, and wealthy. Ugly ducklings like us also have the opportunity to eat swan meat.

You see... even men can fantasize about the plot of such a vulgar idol drama.

However, the cruelest thing in this world is.

When they imagined the plot of an idol drama and replaced Scarlett Johansson as the heroine.

Scarlett is playing a nurse.

"My dear male god, according to the doctor's instructions, stick up, I'll give you an injection, for God's sake."

"Oh, God forgive me. If you still have a secret affection for me, wave the whip."

"My dear Bruce. It is an extremely indecent thing for you to take this position at this time. I will cooperate with you... Yes, I will do my best."

"I am willing to dedicate all my loyalty to meet His Majesty's expectations. I have lost my nature, I am no longer myself. Extinguish it, Scarlett Johansson, you are an obedient nurse at this time... Oh! Bruce, please help I inject the power of light!!"

"..."

Bruce loves Scarlett Johansson at four in the morning in LA.

She is like Hai Lan's family, always bringing new feelings.

This is probably... the charm of an actor!

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【A new month is coming, ask for a monthly pass. My goal this month is to protect full attendance, and at the same time, I will take some action. I am no longer the desolate and depraved self in June. If there is a reward every day, no matter how much, I will add more. Yes, I said no matter how much. I like this feeling. 】

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