The God and Buddha are actually me

"Seventh Brother, if you really missed me, why didn't you contact me as soon as you came to Dagan?"

Zhang Jiuyang smiled coldly and asked back.

The 'Dragon Slayer' shrank his neck and said with a bitter smile: "Of course I wanted to come to you first, but it was that kid Xiao Nian who begged me not to make it public and to keep it a secret..."

Xiao Nian is the current Emperor of Northern Liao and the elder brother of Empress Xiao.

Zhang Jiuyang's heart moved. Judging from the title, the status of the Seventh Brother in Northern Liao was really extraordinary and he was so close to the emperor.

"But it doesn't matter now. I didn't come looking for you, but you took the initiative to come to me. Even if Xiao Nian knew about it, he wouldn't be able to say anything."

Meeting an old friend in a foreign land, especially in Yuhuang Mountain, a place surrounded by the righteous human race, and meeting someone he can trust in such a dangerous place, the joy on Lao Qi's face was beyond words.

"Old Nine, you have to help me!"

The seventh elder said earnestly, "That Zhang Jiuyang is really weird. He is so powerful. If my real body was here, I would not be afraid of him. But with only a part of my soul, it is really difficult to deal with him."

Zhang Jiuyang glanced at him and said, "The old dragon slayer is also a sixth-level immortal, and besides him, I think you should have more than one person."

"Hehe, I really can't hide anything from you."

Seeing that the other party had guessed it, Lao Qi no longer hid it and spoke it out frankly.

“This fellow Tulong seems to be in the sixth realm, but he was actually forced up, and his foundation is not stable. When he became a Taoist immortal, he worshipped the bone dragon in the yellow sand and called it the Dragon Immortal.”

"Then I slept with the Bone Dragon's favorite concubine, and I lost control of my strength and broke it apart. When the Bone Dragon found out, he was furious and chased me to Bei Liao to fight me to death. Hey, can I tolerate this?"

There was a hint of complacency between Lao Qi's brows when he told this story.

"I immediately started fighting with it. It was a very satisfying fight. In the end, I bit off its cervical vertebrae and tore it apart!"

"It's a pity to waste the soul of the bone dragon. I don't know how to refine the soul, so I simply gave it to the dragon slayer, allowing him to ascend to heaven in one step and become the master of the yellow sand."

"This guy claims to be a dragon slayer, but in fact, it was all my help. Of course, his life is in my hands, and he is my subordinate behind the scenes."

After listening to Lao Qi's story, Zhang Jiuyang couldn't help but feel that his eyes had been opened.

This seventh brother was also a lawless person back then.

"If he wasn't such a loser, how could he not be able to withstand a few moves from Zhang Jiuyang?"

"Trash is trash, and rotten mud cannot be helped!"

Lao Qi's voice was full of disgust. Compared with the bone dragon that had fought with him for seven days and nights, this dragon slayer who had inherited the bone dragon's magical power was really far inferior.

"In addition to this loser, I also brought some people with me, but not many of them were able to sneak up the mountain. Most of them are waiting for orders at the foot of the mountain."

"Old Nine, now only you can help me deal with Zhang Jiuyang!"

Zhang Jiuyang's eyebrows moved slightly, and he said calmly: "It is not impossible for me to help you, but the premise is..."

"You must tell me the truth about the purpose of your coming here. If you hide even a word, I will turn around and leave."

Lao Qi hesitated for a moment, then gritted his teeth and said, "Okay, I'll tell you everything!"

"I came to Bei Liao this time for two purposes. One of them is to help Tu Long become the national teacher of Da Gan."

Zhang Jiuyang nodded without showing any surprise.

He had thought of this a long time ago. The imperial teacher holds a high position of power. If someone from Northern Liao is appointed to this position, the consequences will be disastrous.

Perhaps without losing a single soldier, Northern Liao could march through the mountains and arrive at the gates of the city.

Emperor Da Gan issued an edict that spread throughout the world, seeking to find a national master among the Buddhist and Taoist heroes. Naturally, Northern Liao would not let go of such a good opportunity.

And the dragon slayer is undoubtedly the right person.

First, he is a sixth-level immortal and does not live in the territory of Northern Liao. Second, he is secretly a puppet of the Seventh Brother and is easy to control.

Otherwise, once he becomes the imperial teacher, there is no guarantee that he will not completely defect to Da Gan.

"As for the second purpose, it is to wait for an opportunity to rescue Empress Xiao and bring her to Northern Liao."

Zhang Jiuyang's eyes flashed. This was something he had not expected.

"Xiao Nian thinks highly of his sister. He has always wanted to launch a large-scale attack on Jizhou and has even discussed it with Shanjun. He is hesitant because he is worried about his sister's safety."

The seventh brother sighed, "If you ask me, who cares about a sister? A good sister is enough."

Seeing Zhang Jiuyang's stern eyes, which seemed to be completely unmoved by his genius "joke", Lao Qi coughed, looking a little embarrassed.

"At present, it seems that Zhang Jiuyang is most likely to become the national teacher. He is a very difficult person. To be honest, even if you hadn't come to me today, Yan Luo, I would have gone to you for help."

"Old Nine, you are still righteous—"

"Don't worry, I haven't finished yet, but before that, I need you to do me a favor."

"As long as you can deal with Zhang Jiuyang, let alone one favor, even ten favors will be no problem!"

Lao Qi said solemnly.

"Okay, then I'll do you ten favors."

Old Seven: “…”

Zhang Jiuyang smiled slightly when he saw this and said, "Now you know that you can't say anything careless, okay? Stop pretending to be pitiful. This favor won't be difficult for you."

"What's the matter?"

Zhang Jiuyang's eyes were deep, with a faint light flickering in them.

He is a man who likes to bear grudges, and he would never remain indifferent if someone secretly assassinated him.

"Didn't the emperor say that the assassin was a Taoist priest from Northern Liao? If that's the case, let him see for himself..."

"An assassin from Northern Liao."

When it comes to assassinations, Huang Quan is the professional.

…

In a palace in Taiping Temple, the emperor sat cross-legged on a cushion, which was so small that it seemed almost unable to accommodate his butt.

Ding-a-ling~

The sound of wind chimes rang from the eaves, and Princess Yuzhen walked slowly over in her long skirt trailing on the ground. Her steps were light and graceful, as if she were an otherworldly being.

She was wearing a luxurious purple dress, and her innate noble temperament made her look so dazzling and radiant.

When she saw the emperor, her brows slightly frowned and a hint of displeasure flashed in her eyes.

Ding bell~

This time, it was not the wind chimes that rang, but the corpse-driving bells.

If Zhang Jiuyang were here, he would definitely be surprised at this moment, because the head of the Corpse Driving Mountain, Taoist Youyun, was standing respectfully beside the emperor, shaking the magic bell in his hand.

As the corpse-driving bell rang, Princess Yuzhen's eyes gradually became confused, and then she sat in front of the emperor.

The emperor looked at her quietly, with a look of admiration in his eyes.

"Like, really like."

"The Queen only got her form, only you got her spirit."

There was a look of kindness in his eyes, as if he was a kind old father looking at his most beloved little daughter.

But in the next moment, his palm suddenly cracked, and a horrible monster like a flesh snake flew out, with serrated teeth, and bit Yu Zhen's wrist.

Gulp! Gulp!

The snake-like monster sucked the blood in big gulps, and the emperor's face showed an expression of enjoyment that was hard to conceal.

Unconsciously, his fleshy body slowly squirmed and seemed to have become a little fatter.

…