The Fall of the Vampire

(In the future, I will update the story from time to time, telling the story of a hundred years ago, which is not coherent with the main text. If you want to read the continuous story, you can skip it, but it will be counted as a normal update. Don’t let me put it in the work.)

"I don't want to work hard anymore, rich woman, where are you? Why don't you come to me? I want a rich woman." In an extremely simple room, a young man was lying on the floor like a salted fish.

The room was empty except for an air conditioner, a computer, and a small table for a monitor.

Oh no, and a pair of big flowered swimming trunks on him.

His name is not important, let's just make a fool of himself and call him Xia Bai.

Xia Bai is an otaku. Because his parents are still alive, he has no sister and no house, so he finds out in despair that he cannot be the protagonist in the novel.

That being the case, why not become a little boy and be taken care of by a rich woman.

Although he has nothing to do with the little white face except that he has not been in the sun for a long time and his skin is fairer.

Of course, the rich woman did not appear. He salts fish in his room every day, even if there is a rich woman, he can't meet him. Could it be that he still falls from the sky?

In fact, Xia Bai himself was a bit desperate, he was the kind of person who was envious and sad when he saw other people going out and about on Valentine's Day, but he preferred to play games when he had a girl date.

For the rich woman or something, he just yelled, even if he really came, he was afraid that someone would brush his 5 cm diameter dragon with a brush.

Lying on the floor, with the air conditioner blowing on, Xia Bai gradually fell asleep.

When he woke up again, he was awakened by a burst of cerebral congestion. He opened his eyes and found a group of people standing in front of him, but why are they all head to foot?

wrong! It's me with my head down!

Only then did Xia Bai realize that it turned out that he himself was picked upside down.

My feet hurt! Who is so strong? I'm not Achilles, and you're not my mother, why are you doing this!

"What are you doing! Let go, let go of me!" Xia Bai struggled a few times, but the other party's hands were clamping his ankle tightly like a vise, and no matter how much he struggled, it would be futile.

Just as Xia Bai gradually became unconscious due to brain congestion, he vaguely heard a conversation.

"Master, this guy seems to be a mortal, and he doesn't seem to be able to appear here on his own. Could it be that someone is plotting against us?"

"Let him go," another nice voice said, "Let them figure it out, I'm bored."

"yes."

Finally, Xia Bai felt that he had landed. What the spine touched was a piece of diaphragmatic hard object, and it was still a little cold, it felt like a pile of stones.

He barely supported himself to get up, but when he looked back, it was indeed a piece of rubble.

He looked around again, and found that it was getting dark at some point, but it seemed that there was a fire around, and it was full of fire, so it was brightly illuminated here.

The one who lifted him upside down just now was a middle-aged man, wearing a Hanfu and a blue robe, he looked like a character in an ancient costume movie. Look at the other people, there are men and women, and they are all wearing ancient costumes.

Could this be filming in the film and television city... no wonder!

Only when Xia Bai's brain is squeezed by the door panel does he think this is a filming scene. Is there anyone in the crew who can lift him upside down with one hand? It's not that he's bragging, he's still very confident about his weight. With the physique of the uncle next to him, it's absolutely impossible to lift him up with one hand and still carry him so steadily.

Not normal, very abnormal.

And there are no cameras, lighting engineers, sound engineers around... nothing but firelight.

[Oops, I'm not hallucinating from reading too many novels, right? 】

He touched his ankle, the pain there was still there, it didn't look like a dream.

Could this be... time travel?

Xia Bai is more willing to believe that he has really time-traveled than filming with the crew.

Because just when he was in a daze, a head flew from the sky and shouted: "Sinai!"

For a moment, judging by his Japanese level, which he has read countless films and learned without a teacher, it should mean "go to hell".

This head is really big, like a big house. After this bite, an SUV will be chewed into pork bones.

However, the huge head was only halfway through the flight when it started to spontaneously ignite. After a brief scream, it completely disappeared in midair.

Special effects?

I'm so special to you!

Such a natural spontaneous combustion, if Xia Bai really believes that this is a special effect, he thinks he can sprinkle some cumin on the fire and roast it.

Oh my god, now it seems that I have really time-traveled.

What kind of guys are these people around? The power value seems to be high, will I also be burned to death?

[No, I'm still single, the FFF group won't burn me! 】

Just when he was thinking about these messy things, a pair of snow-white slender thighs suddenly caught his eyes.

"Gu." Xia Bai subconsciously swallowed, then looked up. When he saw that face, his heartbeat stopped for a moment.

"It's... so beautiful, ah, I'm dying!" He clutched his heart and fell down.

He once read a news report that an otaku in Japan was called "Oni-chan" by a loli, and he was so cute that he died on the spot.

Unexpectedly, one day, he also fell into the same fate.

"What are you thinking?" she asked.

"I'm thinking, if you just die like this, it feels like this life is worth it." Maybe he was confused, but he actually spoke out what was in his heart, and he was completely unconscious.

"Heh," she had seen countless men who were amazed by her beauty, but this was the first time she had experienced such a thing, "Tell me, where did you come from? What are you doing here?"

Maybe it was because he felt that his life was worth it, and no matter how much he spent, he was making money. Xia Bai habitually said, "Where did I come from? I came from where I should come to see you. When I saw you, I fell in love with you." gone."

"The last one who said that has already been burned to a mummified corpse by me, do you want to try?"

"I think so, but it's not necessary, because looking at you makes me feel hot all over, and I'll burn to ashes in no time." All the flirtatious words he could only type out by relying on the keyboard on weekdays poured out all at once.

She suddenly opened her mouth, revealing a pair of sharp fangs: "Then are you going to continue talking like this?"

"Your teeth are so white, so neat, and your tongue is so cute. Did you have leek dumplings for dinner? There is a naughty leek leaf between your teeth."

She quickly closed her mouth, subconsciously sweeping her tongue over her teeth.

Deciding that this is a psychopath, she got up and planned to leave.

"Huh? Are you leaving now?"

"if not?"

"Aren't you going to burn three moles on the soles of my feet and declare that my whole body, including this pair of swimming trunks, is yours from now on?"