The Fairy Just Wants To Lie Down

cold water.

Li Yi was lying on the bed, and Dong Yunshu's selfie was on the phone screen.

Wearing a simple white Taoist robe, her elegant and beautiful face is expressionless, as cold as the surrounding mountains and white clouds. But the two fluffy white ears on the head dispel the coldness and add a touch of cuteness.

After he clicked save, he put a question mark in the past, and soon he knew why.

[Dong Yunshu]: Da Leiyin said that brother Li likes vixen.

With a thought, he caught a ray of information between heaven and earth, which contained the cause and effect of the old monk.

"How dare this old bald donkey ruin my reputation."

Li Yi cursed with a smile, but he wasn't really angry. If the old monk was in front of him, he would at most just slap him into the mud, ensuring that he would not hurt the root, let alone his life.

Now that the old monk is not around, it would be too wasteful to slap him thousands of miles away. The aura at this time is a rare thing. If he uses it, the environment in half of Qingzhou's aura will be even worse than before.

Reiki is the energy of heaven and earth, and it is a thing of all living beings. It cannot be exhausted by one's own desires.

It's better to wait for the opportunity in the future, and then shoot the old monk into the mud.

Ding dong.

The phone rang again, and when I picked it up, Dong Yunshu sent another picture, this time not only with ears but also with a tail.

Li Yi clicked save and sent a message to explain.

[Li Yi]: I don't have the slightest interest in this kind of thing. The records in Da Lei Yin's book are not true. Fellow Daoist Xue Ye, don't believe it.

[Dong Yunshu]: Yes.

After that, no more messages were sent. He could tell that Dong Yunshu didn't like electronic products very much, and he didn't like the Internet even more.

Maybe the Internet is too complicated for her, and it is too difficult for her to keep talking or expressing emotions in text. When I called a few days ago, except for the first sentence of Brother Li, I didn't say a word for an hour.

This way of getting along is okay for two people to meet each other, and they can feel each other's existence. But across a mobile phone, it is impossible not to say a word.

Li Yi got up and glanced at the time. At one o'clock in the afternoon, it was time to go to the clinic again.

"Time to work."

Although this clinic is not for making money and earning a living, it is still a doctor after all. Every day he will go to work for an hour, and the clinic will be closed if there is no one there.

Walking out of the house, the big yellow dog who was guarding outside immediately followed behind him wagging its tail, with a green lettuce in its mouth.

"Wow woof!"

Li Yi glanced at the lettuce, and it was indeed ripe, but it was the one that was ripened last time. I don't know how much this dog pissed.

The only thing that surprised him was that this lettuce contained a trace of spirituality, vitality, and the breath of Changchun Gong.

"interesting."

Li Yi took the big yellow dog's lettuce and looked it over carefully.

like a panacea...

Li Yi made such a judgment. Although the grade was pitifully low, it was less than half a year in terms of age, so he could only refine some pills that strengthen the foundation and cultivate the essence. But this is a lettuce, and there is no special lettuce that has a trace of spirituality grown by Gouzi.

why?

Li Yi reached out and touched the dog's head, and checked the other's body by the way, and probably understood why. Gouzi entered Taoism because of the medicinal properties of yunguo, and also obtained Changchun Kung Fu. There is a trace of Taoist rhyme similar to yunguo in his body.

In the current environment, the power of Dao Yun Law is unlimited, and it can leverage unlimited power. It is not impossible for Big Yellow Dog to do this.

"Yes, keep working hard. Whenever you plant all the vegetables in the field into spiritual vegetables, I will pass on your magical powers."

Li Yi raised his hand and threw the lettuce into the kitchen. He will eat fried lettuce tonight, and then continue walking down the mountain.

Upon hearing this, the big yellow dog swung its tail wildly in joy, and followed closely behind.

Passing by the square in front of the village committee, I saw a large group of people gathered together, and an old man was standing on the stage, talking loudly.

Li Yi soon realized that the old man was talking about the "Da Lei Yin Faxiang" in the Da Lei Yin book, and the most important thing was that he was a real guy. He also knows Daleiyin's dharma, which can be regarded as a superior supernatural power, no worse than the traditional Taoist dharma.

He didn't read the Da Lei Yin book on the Internet. He also participated in the writing of the book itself, and he wrote the first sentence at the beginning.

I thought it was some Buddhist teachings, but now it seems that the old monk has released the real Da Lei Yin book, and made his own inheritance known to the world, which is very his style.

"Isn't this Doctor Li?"

The old man on the stage noticed him. After all, among a group of gray-haired, half-buried old men, it was hard for a young man not to notice.

In the past few days, because of his status as a doctor, his name has once again spread in the village. At the beginning, many people were skeptical of his medical skills, as the so-called hairless mouth means he can't do things well.

This sentence has a particularly important influence on Chinese medicine, and people are more willing to believe in old Chinese medicine.

However, after treating a few patients with his amazing acupuncture techniques, doubts will naturally disappear. Especially in a village without a doctor, you can only go to town if you don't go. Many old people and children are not at home. It is very hard for them to travel to the town by passenger car. It is best to see nature in the village.

In addition, the fee usually only costs one yuan, and it can be replaced by things like eggs and sweet potatoes, and the reputation immediately increases. At least now the old people in the countryside are polite to him, they will shout when they see him.

Li Yi has long been used to treating Li Yi like this, and he has seen even more exaggerated scenes. When practicing medicine in the past, there were many people who just arrived at a place, and the whole village, young and old, came out to greet them.

"Doctor Li, would you like to come and listen to it? It is said that Daleiyinshu can strengthen your body if you practice it. The old grandson believes in Buddhism, and he has already researched a little way."

As he spoke, someone pulled him to sit on the bench, and someone beside him handed him sunflower seeds. Li Yi didn't refuse, and he acted very naturally, blending in perfectly with this group of old people.

"Look at his vigor, he looks like a twenty-year-old boy."

"The things promoted by the government are still useful."

If you really practice it, you can fly into the sky and escape from the ground.

After the old man on the stage finished punching a set of bastard punches, he took out his mobile phone and started to operate it quite skillfully. It is common for young people to use mobile phones, but it is a great thing for old people to be able to use smart phones proficiently.

"The fifth volume of the Great Thunder Sound Book, immortals save the common people, destroy Buddhist temples and Tianyu gates, and save thousands of daughters from fire and water..."

What the hell?

Li Yi blinked, always feeling that there was something wrong with Da Lei Yinshu.

Fozong Temple and Tianyumen were indeed destroyed by him. These two sects secretly cultivated furnaces and kidnapped an unknown number of women. He drew his sword to help when he saw the injustice, and he palmed a sect, but why did his taste change when he came to the old monk.

What is saving the common people?

That was just an act of righteousness, he always just killed but didn't care about burying. Those women were indeed saved by myself, but I never cared about where they went, and I didn't want to waste that energy.

Moreover, how much opinion does this old monk have on Mahayana Buddhism? In the final analysis, these two sects have nothing to do with the dispute between Buddhism and Taoism, and they don't even practice Buddhism and Taoism themselves.

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Fozong Temple, the largest temple in a radius of a hundred miles, has many acres of land and is the state religion of a country.

Located on a spiritual vein, there are many temples on the high mountain, and countless believers at the foot of the mountain. Philosophical dignitaries can be seen everywhere, and faint incense is permeated.

Such a situation is common in Buddhism, and some people have used everything for the sake of incense for hundreds of years. The simplest and crudest way is to rely on the mundane dynasty and let the government promote it for itself.

As for how to expand, Buddhist masters generally don't care, they just need incense.

The three of Li Changsheng walked among the noisy crowd, a Taoist priest, a monk, and a rabbit spirit. Such a strange combination did not attract anyone's attention.

Rabbit Spirit followed her with a stern face, but Li Yi didn't chase her away. Fighting and killing along the way was quite boring and always needed a little adjustment. This rabbit has obviously grasped the aesthetics of human beings, and the forms it transforms into are all over the country and the city, and it is good at singing and dancing, and is proficient in all kinds of piano, chess, calligraphy and painting.

I heard from her that she once lurked in more than 800 brothels and places like Goulan, she improved herself greatly through learning, and tried her best to make herself liked by human beings. In the future, I will hang around in the territory of the human race, so that I can survive by performing arts.

She returned to Dashan with a rabbit only to be eaten.

Li Changsheng could only lament that if he hadn't known that Wang Chuanhe would disperse the souls of the dead and return them to heaven and earth, the theory of reincarnation would be a joke, otherwise he would also lament that this rabbit was cast in the wrong birth.

As long as she is a vixen, she must have natural supernatural powers.

Compared with the versatile rabbit, this Buddhist monk is somewhat useless.

Coming to a roadside stall, the aroma of steamed dumplings instantly attracted Li Changsheng.

He showed his figure slightly so that the shopkeeper could see him.

"How do you sell these steamed dumplings?"

"Reply Daoist, one penny for one, four penny for five, five is one cage."

"Come and have a taste."

"Okay, Daoist, please wait a moment."

At this time, the witty rabbit took out his sachet and said, "I will pay for the Taoist priest."

"Alright." Li Changsheng nodded, just as he had run out of money.

When he came to the seat next to him, the rabbit was the first to wipe the chair with his clothes.

"Prince, please sit down."

Li Changsheng sat down, and after the steamed dumplings were served, he ate them in two bites. The rabbit and the monk watched from the side, they are all at the golden elixir stage, and they are already able to fast.

The Dushi monk asked: "Master Daoist, are you here to kill again?"

"You can go and report the news." Li Changsheng did not deny that he had leveled countless temples along the way, and he also benefited a lot from talking with some eminent monks.

The Dushi monk shook his head. After following him all the way, he gradually understood that Li Changsheng would not kill innocent people indiscriminately.

He also saw another side of Buddhism.

"The poor monk just doesn't understand why my Buddhism is so corrupt."

Nine out of ten temples that Li Changsheng visited had problems, and this was especially true for temples that were more popular. On the contrary, it is the small temple like the four ascetic monks before that is in line with the Buddhism in his mind.

Isn't it because of their noble morals that they are enshrined in helping the world and saving talents?

"I'm looking for it because I have a problem." Li Changsheng glanced at the young monk, "Little monk, if you follow me again, I'm afraid this Buddha's heart will be broken."

This little monk is talented and intelligent, but he is still too young after all, and he is easy to get into a dead end, and he begins to doubt the Buddha.

"If it's broken, it's only because the little monk can't practice well."

The rabbit tilted his head, and said with a chuckle: "You little bald donkey, why are you acting like a child who has never been a monk? Isn't it normal for temples to hide filth? I saw a few years ago that a temple Can hide a thousand women."

"One character is monk, two characters are monk, three characters are ghost music officials, and four characters are hungry ghosts."

The Dushi monk frowned slightly, closed his eyes and recited scriptures silently. Normally, he would definitely let this monster see what the Buddha Dharma is, but now he is powerless to refute.

Seeing him so entangled, Tu'er kindly comforted him: "There are still good monks, but there are more bad monks among the common people."

After eating the dumplings, Li Changsheng got up and walked towards the temple. Every step was like a drum beating, and the invisible coercion poured down on all living beings.

The sky was covered with dark clouds, and a thunderbolt pierced the sky and struck the temple on the mountain.

Immediately after the second, third, and fourth, the entire mountain was shrouded in lightning, and some practitioners flew out of it, and they were smashed to ashes by the thunder before they could make any move.

There is nothing better than this for a gnat to shake a tree.

Ten minutes later, they came to the temple on the top of the mountain. At this time, there were only ruins left in the majestic temple of Baoxiang.

After killing all the people, Li Changsheng found a secret passage leading to an unknown location in a ruin, and when he entered it, the restrictions were instantly broken.

Just a few minutes after eating the steamed dumplings, his spiritual sense had already thoroughly explored the whole mountain, so he naturally understood what was below.

In the dark dungeon, there are tiny puddles of water everywhere, with icy cold water dripping from the top of the head constantly. The temperature here is close to subzero, and there is a strange smell permeating the cold at the same time.

Pairs of eyes shone slightly, watching the three people who came suddenly.

The rust from the cage, the smell of all kinds of excrement, the continuous dripping of blood, and the slight moaning sound.

Li Changsheng raised his head slightly, looking at the drops of water dripping from the stalactites, each drop fell precisely on those eyes. This drop of water contains the spirit of water, which is of great benefit to female cultivators or monks who practice special skills.

I didn't expect it to be a treasure.

"So dark?"

Rabbit raised her hand and a flash of fire appeared in the palm of her hand. Although she could see it, she was still more used to the light.

The next moment, the fire in his hand was extinguished by Li Changsheng.

"Leave people the last face, or they will go crazy."

"oh."

Tu'er secretly thought, this priest is really kind-hearted, he still cares about the face of these furnaces.

"Amitabha……"

Li Changsheng glanced at the trembling monk Dushi, shook his head and said, "Being an ascetic monk is more suitable for you, go to Tianhua Temple, lest the Buddha's heart be broken."

"My little monk wishes to see it."

A day later, the Dushi monk walked down the temple step by step, followed by rows of women wrapped in cassocks, each of whom was in a trance and pale.

Li Changsheng stood in the air, looked at the monk under his feet and asked, "Monk, are you going to take care of them for the rest of their lives? This is not your cause and effect."

The monk Dushi replied: "The poor monk changed his dharma name to save the world, so he should save them from this catastrophe."

"Even if it takes a hundred years?"

"Even if it takes thousands of years."

"Hahaha, you little monk is really interesting." Li Changsheng chuckled suddenly, he didn't hate this kind of bald donkey.

After a few breaths, the laughter stopped, and he looked down at the monk Dushi, with an unparalleled aura that swept across thousands of miles, and bowed his head from all over the world.

"Little monk, help me with one thing, how about I help you get through this calamity?"

"What is it?"

"Use your Buddha's heart to find the Bodhi Realm, and then go to the poor road to flatten this spiritual mountain and thousands of temples, and break through this heavenly Bodhi."

"Can."

"Okay." Li Changsheng waved his hand, grabbed three mountains, and set up a large spirit gathering formation with the mountains as the eyes of the formation.

"Rabbit, please help me stay here to take care of these women, and at the same time teach them the secret formula of Taiyin. This exercise was created by me temporarily. It is very suitable for their current physique and can restore their consciousness."

Tu'er was stunned for a moment, then showed a big smile, and said with his head held high: "Follow the Taoist priest!"

This is the rabbit flying on the branch and turning into a jade rabbit!

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"Immortals stepping on Lingshan Mountain, all Nine Heavens Gods and Buddhas will be removed! All names will be removed!"

What the old man on the stage said was impassioned, and he felt like an ancient storyteller. From time to time, he would bring some private goods and sing a couple of songs.

Those who didn't know thought he was talking about Monkey King making troubles in the Heavenly Palace.

And the audience in the audience applauded again and again.

Li Yi was so embarrassed that he had committed cancer.

This dead monk has a chance to slap you on the ground.

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