The Experimental Log of the Crazy Lich

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"By the way, Roland, why haven't you drawn a lottery recently?"

After becoming Roland's binding equipment, Heloise also got some benefits. She was very curious about the system hidden in Roland's body, and the ability to distort cause and effect was simply unimaginable. , The decision is ridiculously strong.

"...I smoked, and fell once."

"Then why haven't I heard you say that!"

Heloise was very surprised. According to her understanding of Roland, if there were any benefits, she probably wouldn't hide them. Since he didn't show off his good luck, the result...

"...Well, needless to say the result, the last ten draws in a row, five blues, four purples and one orange."

"Yes, why didn't I hear you say that."

Heloise has also been able to understand Roland's messy terminology recently. Blue is excellent level, purple is epic level, orange is legendary level, and six times out of ten draws are above epic level, which should be pretty good.

"Let's not mention the five excellent grades for the time being. Although they are not top-notch, they are at least passable and somewhat helpful."

"...The epic level should be better."

"Well, I was so happy when I got the first one, it was "Master Kui's Hand-to-hand Combat Manual (Part 1)"."

"Master Kui? Who is that?"

"A ruthless character who slays demons and dragons, if you have to make an analogy, it is probably an ancient sword master or something."

"Then are you unhappy to death?"

"I flipped through it. It was indeed that person. He killed the ancient god of war, and single-handedly killed the nine-headed dragon. He fought with a huge stone monster. There are his heroic deeds in the first volume. He swept all the way, and he was supernatural. I checked. , there really were such ruthless people in ancient times."

"...Then why are you unhappy?"

"The first volume is so thick that it can be used as a brick, but there are only his heroic deeds in it. For me, it can only be used as a game strategy... Read knight novels. How can I be happy. And the last page of the first volume It is said that in the second book, there is the secret recipe for forging his unique weapon, and in the second book. There are also his martial arts and combat experience."

"I understand,

The first volume is useless, but the other volumes are useful, and you won’t get any other volumes after that. No wonder you are so depressed! "

"No, the next time I get the middle book, it does contain the manufacturing method of the ancient artifact called the Sword of Chaos..."

"What?"

"show me!"

After hesitating for a moment, Roland handed him a thin booklet.

"...Is that all? For an ancient artifact, from material manufacturing, to forging, to enchanting, just the materials can be stored in a library."

Then without further ado, she opened the booklet. Then he showed a face of embarrassment, and the words written on it were very simple.

"First find two strong chains, and then tie two one-handed swords of the artifact level. Flick it, if the sword doesn't fly out, it will be fine!"

"...This ancient sword master is really a real person."

"Yeah, it's really true. You read it backwards. He also wrote how to get a one-handed sword at the level of an artifact."

The cat flipped through the book. Then it got even more embarrassing.

"Find a god and kill him. If you snatch his weapon, you will have an artifact. If you kill a few more one-handed swords that must be at the artifact level, if the hands are too dark, wash your hands. But this method has some limitations. For example, last time I found A stallion lord, finally got rid of it, and got a top-level artifact-level two-handed sword, but unfortunately I didn't learn the two-handed sword specialization, so I can't equip it. Bah, this drop is really cheating, it's still bound, I want to use it for my younger brother Will not work."

"...Hehe, he is really a real person."

Heloise forced a smile twice to comfort Roland who was getting more and more irritable.

"Come on, maybe you will get the second volume in the future, at least the martial arts in the second volume should be useful."

"...Don't say it, I really got "Master Kui's Hand-to-hand Combat Manual" again."

Heloise looked at Roland with sympathetic eyes, even though he tried to say it cheerfully, but judging from Roland's luck all the time, there was probably something wrong with it.

"Is it because martial arts cannot be learned or what?"

"...No, although I got "Kuye's Hand-to-hand Combat Manual", but this time it is "Kuye's Melee-fight Manual (Continued) (We didn't finish my heroic deeds last time, let's continue this time)". I watched it for two hours and saw the Spartan talking about how he fought with his demigod brothers, how he provoked the Titans, and how he was hunted down by the Mother Earth. He deserves to be a hero with barbarian blood. He really can brag. , if what he said is true, then not all the gods have been taken over by him, and the world should also be destroyed..."

"...It's really sympathetic. Three of the four epics are like this, and the fourth one is?"

"Oh, this time it's "Kuye's Hand-to-hand Combat Manual (Continued) (I know you didn't believe it last time, so I'm going to tell you that everything that happened back then was evidenced by witnesses, listen to me, That titan is really big, bigger than a mountain, and that nine-headed dragon is really big, bigger than a boat...)"."

"I watched it for two days this time, and I deeply realized the importance of popularizing Chinese education in the barbarian tribe. It's okay to make typos, but there is no marking point here. You know how terrible it is to let an obsessive-compulsive disorder break a sentence a little bit. I watched it for two days, and it took half a month to make up the punctuation!"

"You really finished watching!"

"... After all, he is an ancient superpower, so there may be some absolute secrets. But the result is..."

"Don't frown, it's epic? It should be a good thing, is it an artifact?"

"Heh, in a sense, it's true, Master Kui's full-body armor suit, the real thing."

"Aren't you well-developed? Wait, you said that Mr. Kui was born as a barbarian..."

"...Well, no matter in ancient times or now, barbarians are all naked/naked. As expected, Mr. Kui is not bad. He wears a piece of armor, and that piece of equipment is rated as legendary equipment by the system."

"...You said it was that one?"

"Well, shit-yellow strawberry panties, it's still the original one, do you want it? It's free!"

"...Disgusting, throw it away! This disgusting thing is actually carried around with you!"

"I can't help it either. Just like that ancient two-handed sword, this thing is actually bound! You can't lose it if you want to! Come on, try it."

After a long period of confusion, after confirming that his binding equipment, Heloise, could not equip the "soul-bound" luminous underwear, Roland reluctantly took out a lot of straps, tied them up, and then Throw it into your own personal space.

"...It's like a tiankeng, at least those elite ones are useful."

"Well, the elite-level cards are a special kind of card, each with a rune on it, as long as you gather all the 'Three Goats Kaitai!', you can get an artifact-level weapon and equipment used by Kui Ye. I asked the system the last time, and she said that she didn't cheat me this time, it was definitely a good product."

"You have five pieces? Didn't you get it? Sanyang Kaitai only has four words."

"Well, although I drew two characters for 'sheep', I did draw those four characters, but..."

"but?"

"I didn't get an exclamation point! It's just '!', that bastard actually asked for 'Sanyang Kaitai!', five runes must be missing, even punctuation marks!"

"...Actually, you can draw more, and one day you will get one."

"Hehe, where do you think the cheating idea of ​​418's package sales and lottery came from? After that, I drew '?', '.', ':', and there were ellipsis and reverse question marks. Are you kidding me? Sanyang Kaitai? Why is there no damn exclamation point!"

"I can understand your feelings, but please relax, the lottery is like this, someone always loses and someone wins..."

"Hehe, I have never won fmd! Don't worry. I already have a way to relieve my mood. When I am troubled, it will be better to let others share my pain. Heh, I have already communicated with the justice point system. My treasure, all right, let’s go and smoke it! 418 is the start, and there are 688, 1088 waiting after that. Our goal is to draw till it’s useless for you to shout your hand, and it’s really worth it!”

"You should chop your hands first!" (to be continued)

ps: Well, today is Chinese New Year, the house is noisy, I don’t want to write at all, let alone what to write, the squirrel is lazy, I really want to ask for leave like other authors...

But since it’s Chinese New Year, maybe there will be book friends waiting for updates, I’ll be disappointed when the leave note comes out, so let’s write it anyway.

After thinking about it for a long time, since it’s the Chinese New Year, it’s too boring to push the plot, but I still think it’s fun to write something. I hope you can smile happily when you read this chapter, and I’m very satisfied.

Finally, the squirrel wishes everyone a happy new year, wishing everyone a happy new year, good health, happy family, and Sanyang Kaitai (this is really not a typo!)

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