The Experimental Log of the Crazy Lich

The sun shone in the hall, and the rich breakfast had already filled the long tables, but in the empty hall, only a pair of speed-dating "couples" were eating.

In order to curry favor with the great nobleman Caroline, the lord Samuel directly gave up his mansion and mansion, and he and his family temporarily moved out to live in, which also facilitated our actions.

"black tea."

"Uh, uh, here."

"The brioche over there, thank you."

"My lord, you're welcome, come on, open your mouth, ah... let Caroline feed you."

When I finished interrogating Rex, it was already breakfast time, and I just walked downstairs to the hall, but I saw two green-haired ladies feeding each other.

Just find a chair and sit down, ring the bell to call the waiter, order food, pour the wine, just want to enjoy the delicious food after a busy night, then raise the glass, only to find that the wine leaked from the chin ... Well, the waiter's expression of wanting to smile but not daring to smile is very annoying.

"Come on, my lord, come to the lipstick bar."

The intimate feeding over there was upgraded again. When the girl's red lips took a sip of wine and moved towards the other red lips. When the tip of the tongue met, the silver body fluid dripped down and turned into silver threads that were disconnected. Stretching under the table, the plot seems to have developed towards the Eighteenth Forbidden City.

"ah……"

Although she was taking the initiative to attack, the kiss was almost suffocating, and the bad hand was still making trouble. Half a minute later, Caroline collapsed on the table with a flushed face, and her swan-like white skin was covered with strawberries and silver. Between the teeth and the red lips, there are still unbroken silver threads falling on the table.

But here, as the winner, Lilith glanced at me triumphantly, then picked up a small tomato with a fork, bit half of it herself, and stuffed the rest into the mouth of the "captive" who had just got it , completing a new round of feeding.

"...Although the purpose of the fff group is that the same sex is cherished, and the opposite sex is only for breeding offspring, why look at this pair. The raging anger in my chest has turned into a flame in my hands. In my shadow, countless black The man in the robe whispered in my ear 'Burn, burn, burn!'”

"!"

And just when I was about to turn my impulse into actual action, the pain on my phalanx brought my attention back, and the dead cat was lying there as expected. Take back the kitten's teeth that have been enchanted with sharpness, and are enjoying the breakfast I just ordered!

"Dead cat! What are you doing?"

"...Don't act like a little virgin who has never tasted meat,

It's ugly, you know that. Okay, let me correct it, okay, even if you are an old virgin for more than three hundred years, don't make it so obvious, it's really embarrassing. "

How could the dead cat understand the anger of our fff group? Just as I was staring at her with raging flames, the dead cat turned into a mature blonde Yujie. She stretched lazily like a cat, and even dared to wink at me.

"Do you want my sister to teach you? Although I generally prefer pure girls, Princess Peach should be more delicious."

The blond hair like a waterfall has been spreading on the ground, and the eyes of the phoenix are full of the intoxication of spring flowers and autumn moon. The plump figure is undoubtedly displayed in the stretching, obviously showing off the charm deliberately, but elegantly like a sage who is reading an ancient scroll, worthy of being known as the most beautiful race of golden elves.

At that moment, the two women at the other end of the table were also shaken by the coquettish yet elegant and charming, all right. The orientation of these two women seems to have deviated.

As for myself? Excited? Hehe, dead cat! I have already said that anyone who mentions Princess Peach will be in trouble! I said that you are not allowed to become taller than me, I clutched "Wu Yan x's head" and roared—"You are asking for death!"

"...Wait a minute, you can't do that, even if you don't understand the style, it won't be..."

It is known from the contract of the soul what is about to happen. But the rest of the words could not be uttered. After a while of twisting, the only thing left in place was a pink mace.

"Well, from today onwards. You are the legendary magic soldier Pink Rabbit Sauce, let my enemies suffer the shame of being killed by the Pink Furry Rabbit."

"You pervert..."

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In a sense, Lich Rex can also be regarded as a typical study nerd. Although he is not as natural as Margaret to make his own soul box into a soul bottle and place it in the middle of the room, but put his own phylactery It is a wonderful flower to carry with you.

"...The body must be on the same plane as the phylactery. I have just arrived in this plane for less than half a month, and I haven't had time to find a safe storage place for the phylactery. I originally planned to find one during this trip... "

"Oh, that's why you turned into the head of Wu Yanx."

"It's Gul'dan...the head of Rex! No, it's my head! I'm quite creative, and it's also highly concealed. No one would have thought that a phylactery would actually do it. It looks like a skull, I can just find a cemetery to bury the head in, and then put the head of the owner of the tomb on, just change the head, and it will be done in ten minutes."

"You haven't been to the main plane for a long time, right? Or, you didn't become a lich on this plane at all."

I looked at him with pity. If he really did this, 90% of it would be a tragedy, and 10% would become a comedy, a comedy in the eyes of others.

"Huh? My lord, what do you say? I did become a lich in the icy plane. Could it be that this idea is not concealed enough?"

"If it was one hundred and sixty years ago, if you could bear the smell of bones, this would be a good idea, but since the legendary novel "Tomb Raiders" became a big hit, the protagonist in it went on a legendary journey by robbing tombs, In the end, he became the richest man in the country. The tomb robbery attracted countless participants, and even the rules and genres have been designated. And after someone really dug up the ancient artifact, many strong people will join this industry regardless of shame. Oh, a bad legendary mage who is obsessed with this industry even invented the underground magic item detection technique, and many poor and crazy mages will do part-time jobs..."

The soul fire of Rex's skull at his waist kept swaying, as if he had already guessed what would happen if he really did that.

"...The lich's phylactery is a rare item with a price but no market. In the brilliance of this magic, it is equal to a legendary item. Then, at most half a month, your head will be dug out, or it will be treated as an unknown The items are listed on the store, or they are sent to the Holy Church as a cursed item for purification. Then, congratulations, the most stupid and deadliest lich in history is born."

Watching the silence of Rex's skull, but the shaking soul fire certainly spoke of his fear. And my mood is also much better, the depression of being molested is swept away. Sure enough, when I am in a bad mood, I have to make others feel bad. Looking at other people's bitter faces, my mood will improve.

But even though I was joking, there was no one around.

Should it be said that there is no heart? Although it happened suddenly, my plan went smoothly. Emperor Bayer's imperial envoys and his party have been hijacked by us, and because no human being is willing to live in the same house with the undead at night. The night raid with only a few of us was smooth and covert, and was not known to outsiders.

The Lich Rex only brought a death knight and a high-level abomination as guards, and the others were low-level undead that were temporarily summoned. The "black-haired female ranger" at the front had a fierce collision.

result? It took Cohen and Yawen half an hour to put the scattered parts together. But he still transferred to "Headless Horseman"... fragments.

Xiaohong's punch even partly changed into a part of the dragon shape, and the punch was accompanied by a dragon roar, obviously without any intention of showing mercy, and then the opponent was smashed to pieces without any suspense, and it was very difficult to fight.

In my eyes, this just means that after being chased all night, Xiaohong has accumulated a lot of pressure (are you sure it wasn't caused by your black history?). But to be able to wrestle with the ancient dragon, that unlucky guy can be regarded as an unjust death.

As for the abomination... the duke's daughter highly disliked the corpse monster's stench and appearance, so it was thrown outside the lord's mansion to guard the gate. When it finally came back after receiving orders from its master, it happened to be beaten Xiaohong easily disassembled it. That sip of dragon's breath also took away a stable.

And Caroline's human guards are even simpler. According to our standards, a middle-aged knight commander who is barely golden rank makes people feel shabby. He and his rookie guards didn't even notice it. Usually when doing morning exercises. Everything is over.

But this is not an underground world full of legends. In an ordinary human country, it is quite remarkable for the eldest daughter of a nobleman to have a golden-ranked "master" as a guard.

As for security? The leader of the top mercenary regiment in the Kingdom of Largos is only at the gold rank, not to mention that the knight commanders of the gold rank with a few silvers are enough to sweep the relatively safe Bayer Empire. When I learned that these temporary When the transferred guards and Caroline were only in a purely employment relationship, Caroline simply asked Caroline to dismiss them.

It just so happened that the great knight captain drank a few more glasses yesterday under the enthusiastic persuasion of the local nobles. When he saw that the Duke's daughter seemed to have grown a little today, he thought he was delusional.

Or yesterday's alcohol level was really high, and when he received three months' salary all of a sudden, he smiled like a middle-aged man who received a year-end bonus, and couldn't help thanking him happily.

What he did afterwards was quite simple, although there were some differences from the original plan (for example, the speed and degree of surrender of a certain duke’s daughter), well, it must be admitted that thanks to the excellent "persuasion ability" of a certain female vampire, there were some differences. Thanks to the efforts of the hijackers, our plan has been more successful than expected.

But no matter how obedient and wonderful Caroline was, I still couldn't trust her. How could a duke's eldest daughter give in so easily? If she reported to the official or the lord for help, we would be in big trouble.

So we still follow the original plan, Caroline is disguised by Lilith, but she has a maid who looks quite similar, and I still pretend to be the Lich Rex, with the help of the Lich Skull at the waist, I should be able to To make it look like real ones, and to make it more realistic, I even summoned my own guard knights and abominations.

"Abba, Adam wants to eat meat!"

"Give me patience! By the way, you can fill up the hateful minced meat at the door first, but don't let anyone see your meal."

In a sense, the Beastmaster Hunter who "brought a lot of acres of land with him" gave me inspiration. If his mental imagery world can hold people, my winter frozen soil may not be impossible, but after testing, due to the rules of cold winter Perpetuity, ordinary materials are easily damaged, probably because no life can survive in the lifeless ice and snow.

But if the living things are not good, the dead should have no problem.

So, after the experiment was completely successful, I installed a lot of low-level undead cannon fodder in it, but it would be a bit wasteful to carry such a powerful ability with only a little cannon fodder. Considering the troubles that may be encountered during this trip, I still I plan to grab some high-level combat power that can do the job.

So, I asked Ciro to borrow Adam, and in the end there were extra gifts that came unsolicited.

"Your Majesty, this armor is all stitched and glued together. How do you wear it?"

Like other top-level undead, Ghoul King Dikas is in human form most of the time, with enough power of death, it is not difficult to disguise an ordinary death knight with the armor of a death knight.

But the problem now is that Xiaohong is too ruthless, and it took a lot of time to put the armor back together, so it is obviously impossible to wear it.

"Find it yourself at a blacksmith, or just paperclip it. You don't know how much work it took little Cohen to collect the pieces, so stop complaining. And you're the one complaining inside. I'm bored, I want to come out to get some air. If you complain any more, I'll throw you back, and I'll come out with someone else."

Hearing this, Dikas, known as the mad dog on the battlefield, shuddered. He was not worried about the low temperature in the ice and snow world, nor did he say that he wanted to come out to get some air because he was bored. That was just an excuse.

"Actually, I'm not boring at all. Understanding the rules of that world has benefited me a lot. It's because Gloria is too boring in it, so I started singing..."

Well, I almost shed tears of sympathy, considering that if she really changed, maybe she would sing happily when she came out, and it would be our turn to be unlucky.

I was also very speechless. I obviously only asked for Adam, but in the end I caught up with the other two Four Heavenly Kings. It seems that they are free enough (Reinhardt: I will push all the work to me. ?)

Of course, it is not enough to have only undead in a team. Soon, we will "chance encounter" a group of foreign businessmen outside the city, and then after some accidents, there will be new guards and attendants, and the businessmen will also because of Appreciated by the nobles of the capital, with the help of a certain great lord, he obtained a pass to return to his homeland.

The rest is even simpler, just carry out the cruise according to the plan, and then reach a certain point of divergence, that is, the nature of "Caroline"'s tour becomes big, and she goes to Victoria Harbor to see the sea under the leadership of the lich "Rex".

Naturally, these arrangements will not be impeccable, but as long as we can deal with the moment, we should have gone far away by the time everything is exposed, or how far we can go before finally encountering obstacles that we can’t go on will count. Far.

And when we walked out of the lord's mansion that had just been robbed and headed towards the next piece of noble territory, Samuel, who was furious and furious yesterday, said goodbye to Lilith graciously, with chicken bones left on his neck. Knife marks, I almost couldn't help laughing out loud.

"Gul'dan... Rex, maybe there is a more ridiculous way to die in this world than yours."

PS:

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