The biggest fanatic in football

Chapter 739 The unpopular old pineapple!

Lee Polo, who opened the scoring, did not make any celebrations.

Because according to his style, he will never celebrate just for a mere goal.

Just 4 minutes later, Azpilicueta launched a long pass from the backcourt. Lee Polo turned his back and headed the ball, then turned around and scored for the second time.

After scoring the goal, he still didn't have any celebrations and just continued the game with a normal expression.

In the 9th minute, Hazard shot hard from the left. The goalkeeper fought hard and Lee Polo succeeded in making a supplementary shot, 3:0.

In the 16th minute, William passed back from the right, and Lee Polo made a fake shot from the top of the penalty area, and finally completed the volley near the 12-yard point, 4:0.

In the 24th minute, Li Polo, who failed two consecutive long-range shots, finally completed a violent long-range shot 22 meters away from the goal! 5:0!

It wasn't until the 31st minute that Li Polo used his iconic header for the first time to break through the goalkeeper's fingers! 6:0!

After just half an hour of playing and conceding 6 goals in a row, Burnley's players were almost crying!

[What kind of skill does bullying a relegated fish belly count?]

[Why can’t I see you scoring 20:0 against Manchester City and Liverpool? 】

Fortunately, Lee Polo was not overly aggressive. In the 66th minute, after scoring his 12th goal, he finally made his own celebration!

He first made fists with both hands close to his face, imitating a crying baby wiping away tears, and then took off his jersey, revealing the T-shirt underneath.

"Happy first birthday, little pineapple!"

There are 12 months and 365 days in a year. Dad can’t score 365 goals, so let’s celebrate you with 12 goals!

If they knew that he originally wanted to score 365 goals, the entire Burnley team would definitely fight against him!

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"No wonder he is so eager to score goals today. He has to shoot by himself even if he can pass the ball..."

Lineker nodded repeatedly, and then showed a parent's expression:

"Here, allow us to say happy birthday to little pineapple!"

Carragher originally wanted to make a statement, but he glanced at the high-spirited Lee Polo in the camera and then at Neville sitting next to him, and finally swallowed his words.

[Forget it, in the last round of the league, Lee Polo gave us Liverpool a lot of face, and I want to reciprocate the favor! 】

Neville slapped his thigh and secretly shouted:

[Hurry up and have someone prepare a birthday gift and send it to the Li family’s mansion!]

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While Neville was worrying about what birthday gift to buy, another person was feeling extremely troubled.

The man on duty for this game - Michael Oliver's legs are a little weak now.

According to regulations, he must be given a yellow card for stripping off his clothes to celebrate during the game, but now, he can't move his legs.

Although he is known as the "blind man" of the "Fantastic Blind Four of the Premier League", he can understand what Lee Polo's celebration means.

He didn't want to disturb the boss's mood with a yellow card when Li Polo was celebrating in high spirits and grandly.

But out of a referee's professional ethics and dignity, he did not want to bow to a player so blatantly.

But...he is only 34 years old this year and is a golden whistle trained by the Football Association. He does not want to encounter an accident because he angered Lee Polo!

For example, if you are suddenly hit in the head by a powerful kick while running, or your ankle is comminutedly fractured, your cruciate ligament and meniscus are completely destroyed, or your balls are even blown off...

Just when he was riding a tiger and couldn't get off, Li Polo was already standing in front of him.

"what are you up to?"

Oliver subconsciously took a step back.

Li Polo shrugged his shoulders:

"I'm done celebrating, it's time to take out the cards, Mike."

Oliver swallowed, stared at his expression, and after making sure that the other party was not joking, he carefully took out the yellow card and held it up high in the breeze at Stamford Bridge!

[He took the initiative to apply for a yellow card!]

【I still have dignity!】

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After receiving the yellow card, Li Polo quickly requested to be dismissed.

Giroud, who was gearing up, was preparing for a big fight to widen the score to an even greater disparity, but Hazard and Fabregas looked at each other and reached an invisible agreement.

Fabregas walked towards the captain of the visiting team and tried to make his tone more amiable:

"I have a suggestion, would you guys consider it?"

Burnley's captain had a look of despair on his face and was unwilling to even raise his head:

"Um?"

Fabregas said patiently:

"We want to keep this meaningful score, and I hope you won't act rashly, okay?"

The opposing captain suddenly raised his head:

"real?"

Fabregas nodded:

"We have already replaced him. Isn't this not sincere?"

The other party immediately breathed a sigh of relief:

"Let us play the last 20 minutes in peace and love!"

Seeing that the score of 12:0 was maintained until the end, Li Polo gave Fabregas a thumbs up from the air:

[Chelsea’s next head coach, who else besides you? 】

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There was nothing innovative about Lee Polo's celebration, but it was no surprise that it became the most popular photo in this round.

The articles and photos he published on his personal platform have attracted tens of millions of likes and comments.

Some paparazzi even had the sudden idea to track down all the personal accounts of Chelsea's first-team players and coaches to see if anyone forgot to like Lee Polo, thus creatively writing an exclusive report.

for example……

"Shocked! Li Polo celebrated his son's birthday, but Azar didn't even bother to bless him!"

"Lee Polo is unpopular! Internal strife in the Blues is beginning to emerge!"

"Brothers on the surface! Behind the scenes, they don't even want to like it!"

But what makes the paparazzi deeply regretful is that... they scanned all the Chelsea first-team players, and only Kante didn't like it!

The reason why Kanter didn’t like it is just because he never wastes time on social media!

All the media are aware of his habits, so there is no way to accuse Lee Polo!

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Chelsea swept Burnley 12:0, kicking off the 35th round of the Premier League.

Since there is no hope of winning the league, both Liverpool and Manchester City have begun to focus on the Champions League. They only fielded half of their main lineups in the league, so they only gained a small victory.

Liverpool defeated 19th-ranked Cardiff City 2:0 in an away game. Manchester City was even more economical and only defeated Tottenham 1:0 at home.

Tottenham, ranked 4th, lost, and Manchester United, ranked 5th, couldn't sit still!

They wanted to charge towards fourth place, but they didn't expect that when they were a guest at Goodison Park, they lost directly to Everton 0:4!

Seeing that Manchester United lost, sixth-placed Arsenal failed to seize the opportunity to narrow the point difference and instead lost to their city rival Crystal Palace 2:3...

Looking at their overly relaxed playing state, some people couldn't help but wonder:

"Does Arsenal simply not want to finish fifth in the league?"

"After all... Emery has already won the Europa League. He doesn't care about this trophy at all?"

(End of chapter)