The biggest fanatic in football

In the 72nd minute, Valencia made substitutions.

Li Polo was a little surprised to see his own number on the electronic card in the hand of the fourth official.

Only then did he realize that he had not yet opened his goal account for this game!

The first goal was a penalty kick created by himself and Parejo hit it, the second goal was a header that was missed by Cancelo, and the third goal was a shot that hit the post and was missed by Rodrigo...

For these three goals, Lee Polo was obviously involved in the whole process and took the lion's share of the credit, but the technical statistics had nothing to do with him!

No goals, no assists!

【I don’t want to end up!】

[Give me another 5 minutes and pass a few high-altitude balls to me, and I will definitely score!]

As a mature professional player, Li Polo could only suppress his dissatisfaction, dragging his heavy legs, and walked to the sidelines in small steps.

His fighting spirit is still strong and his spirit is still high, but his body does feel tired.

So far this season, except for the match against the newly promoted team in the fifth round, Lee Polo has participated in all the games, and the scope of activities in this game has been unprecedentedly wide. Although he only played 72 minutes, his

The running distance has exceeded 13,000 meters!

On the other hand, for some cosmic superstars, running 8,000 meters in 90 minutes is already an amazing record!

——This sentence is deleted.

【Ding~~】

Although he left the game early, Li Polo still received a prompt from the system:

【Defense:80→81】

【Physique:85→86】

【Pass:36→37】

After looking at the last entry, he couldn't help but complain:

"I didn't want to pass the ball when I stepped on the horse! I just wanted to score goals myself!"

"And...I didn't get any assists either!"

-

After accepting the arrangement of the coaching staff, Li Polo high-fived Feguli, who replaced him, and then said:

"Their defense is about to collapse, you can charge at will!"

Feguli grinned widely and smiled knowingly:

"This kind of thing is really too simple!"

Thanks to the efforts of Lipolo, Cancelo and Rodrigo, whether it is Otamendi, Stones, Kolarov or Zabaleta, everyone has a yellow card!

What happened next was indeed very simple. Li Polo had just put on a coat and took a sip of the club's special drink when he saw Bastian Schweinsteiger send a scalpel-like exquisite pass in the midfield.

, directly tore apart Manchester City’s entire defense line!

Although he only played for Manchester United for a short time, the old pig also stimulated all his abilities against Manchester City!

Feguli kicked the accelerator to the bottom!

Otamendi had no choice but to sacrifice himself and bring down King Fei Tian!

Two yellows turn one red, penalty kick!

-

"Spain and I are at odds..."

On the sidelines, Guardiola rarely lost control of his emotions and kicked a bottle of mineral water 720 degrees away.

Arteta spread his hands helplessly, not knowing what to do.

Although the opponent's strongest ace has already left the field, he had already beaten Manchester City's defense to just a trace of blood before he left the field. Any other pig could have opened a big hole!

Mina, who was sitting on the bench, was so envious that his eyes turned red:

"It's fine if you change me!"

-

Parejo still didn't waste the opportunity and hit the target with a volley, extending the score to 4:1.

Guardiola had to remove Aguero and replace him with veteran captain Kompany to stabilize the defense.

His intention for this substitution is very clear.

I'm tired and don't want to attack anymore!

-

"Polo, let's go!"

Gary Neville adjusted his tie, tilted his head towards player No. 9, and motioned for him to follow him to the press conference.

Unexpectedly, Li Polo had no intention of getting up, and just lay down listlessly on the recliner:

"Let the others go, I'm tired."

Neville smiled silently and raised his chin to the chief team doctor Albers:

"Give him a set of muscle relaxation, so as not to tire our little baby out!"

Li Polo turned over:

"I don't want you guys who pick at your feet to massage your feet, I want a masseuse!"

【Negative emotions from Albers, 4!】

Zakaria nodded and took out his mobile phone:

"I recorded it. Next time you and Lisanna video chat, I can play it to her!"

Li Polo immediately sat up:

"Gary, I suggest that some players be sent to the reserve team tomorrow and let them withstand a severe beating from society!"

Zakaria immediately smashed his phone!

"Brother Li, I will contact you right now, a masseur with fair skin, beautiful appearance, long legs, gentle and hot temperament! Is 2 enough? If not, 10!"

-

After defeating Manchester City 4:1, Valencia won all four games and qualified for the Champions League round of 16 knockout rounds two rounds in advance, becoming the first team in all groups to qualify.

After all, in the same round of competition, many strong teams performed mediocrely.

for example:

Juventus was tied 1:1 by Lyon.

Arsenal defeated the unknown Ludogorets in a thrilling 3:2 away game.

The defending champions of the Champions League, Real Madrid, were tied 3:3 by the even less famous Legia Warsaw.

A certain Army, which was the seeded team, was defeated 1:0 by the fourth-tier team Borussia Monchengladbach.

Barcelona was even worse. With a broken squad and a half-broken lineup, they were beaten 2:0 by Tottenham at White Hart Lane!

Li Polo, who was sitting at home waiting for Zakaria to arrange technicians, spent almost the whole night receiving negative emotions from Enrique and Barcelona players...

In the Valencia group, Leverkusen, which had been performing poorly in the previous three rounds, suddenly broke out today, defeating Monaco, the second-placed team in the group, 3:0 at home, winning three precious games for itself.

integral.

Then everyone fell silent while looking at the standings.

Valencia: 4 wins, 12 points, scored 15 and lost 4

Manchester City: 1 win, 1 draw, 2 losses, 4 points, 6 goals scored and 10 losses

Leverkusen: 1 win, 1 draw, 2 losses, 4 points, 5 goals scored and 9 losses

Monaco: 1 win, 1 draw, 2 losses, 4 points, 5 goals scored and 8 losses

The "pharmaceutical factory" that was originally thought to have been eliminated has ushered in a ray of hope after this battle!

But Blue Moon, who was initially considered to be enough to compete with Valencia for the top spot in the group, had to face the outcome they least wanted to see.

If they want to advance to the knockout rounds, they must try their best in the next two rounds!

Even if they can win, Leverkusen and Monaco will make Blue Moon shed a layer of skin!

But now, their offensive core De Bruyne is injured, their defense core Otamendi is red carded and suspended, and they have to go to the German team's home court in the next round!

The home ground of the German team... is never easy to play in!

Before the Leverkusen media had time to build momentum, England was already in an uproar:

"A good deck of cards is played to a pulp! A bald man is at the end of his rope!"

"The pass-and-control style of play is not suitable for Manchester City at all!"

"Offensive constipation, conceding the first goal, is this the style of a champion coach?"

"As long as Aguero is used in the third round, we won't have no chance at all!"

"Get out of here! We miss Pellegrini!"

The culprit of all this asked the head coach for leave in advance after playing for Manchester City:

"I want to rest for the next league game."

Big Neville was stunned for a moment, but quickly reacted:

"Southgate called you, right?"

As the former captain of the national team, Ouchi can only express his appreciation for the players' dedication to serving the country:

"After playing against Celta Vigo, I will give you a holiday as soon as possible. You shouldn't be so impatient, right?"

Although they are known as the European Dragons, the Three Lions rarely suspend club events in order to prepare for international competitions, not to mention... Valencia is not yet an English team!

Therefore, Neville does not approve of Lee Polo giving up club games in order to make his debut for the national team. This will expose the players to unnecessary criticism.

But Li Polo shrugged his shoulders and said dismissively:

"To play in Scotland, do you still need me to prepare in advance?"

Big Neville is even stranger:

"Then you still need to take four days off in advance?"

Li Polo rubbed the stubble on his chin:

"My dear girlfriend, her birthday is on the day of the game. I will definitely not be able to make it after the game!"

Big Neville's eyes widened and he tried to control his emotions.

Then he pointed to the door of the locker room:

"Go back to England!"

"If you don't perform well in the national team competition, be careful I'll kill you to scare the monkeys!"

[Negative sentiment from Gary Neville, 99!]