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Shrek suddenly laughed and said: "Avril, why are you so heartless? In fact, I was just teasing you. Now that I am being watched closely by Lin Tian, ​​I have no chance to escape. Just now I

So I say this just to test you."

"Why are you testing me?" Avril said depressedly.

"It's nothing, I just want to know if you are interested in Lin Tian." Shrek said with a split smile.

Avril snorted coldly, "Whether I am interested in Lin Tian or not, does it matter to you?"

"But I'm just curious, are you fascinated by Lin Tian?" Shrek said.

Avril looked calm and shook her head and said: "No, he is my new boss now. I gave my life to him. It's just that simple."

"Is there really that simple answer?"

"That's right." Avril glared at Shrek, "If you ask one more question, I will cut off your tongue."

Shrek chuckled, lowered his head, and didn't ask any more questions. He knew that Avril was a vicious woman, and she would be able to cut out her tongue.

"Hi, beauty." The two just stopped talking, and Bei Xeran walked up to Avril and greeted Avril in fluent English.

"Who are you?" Avril's eyes stayed on Bei Xieran for three seconds, and she said disdainfully: "Go away, I don't chat with men who have no taste."

Bei Xeran stumbled and almost fell to the ground. This American girl actually said he had no taste? It really shocked him.

But he did not walk away, but said with a smile: "My name is Bei Xieran. I am the young master of the Yanjing family...my father is the commander of the army..."

Bei Xeran revealed his identity. After any woman sees what kind of second generation you are, they will go crazy and try their best to get close to you.

Women, this is the reality.

But Avril curled her lips disdainfully and said, "I'm not interested in you, kid, just go and play."

"Beauty, don't be like this. I really want to be friends with you." Bei Xieran looked embarrassed. He had already exposed his family background, but this girl was not excited? Instead, she looked at him coldly? How is that possible?

By the way. She must be pretending to be aloof. As long as she is shameless, she will definitely agree.

"Be friends?" Avril twisted her enchanting waist and sneered: "Do you want to pick me up?"

"This..." Bei Xieran felt that this woman was too direct. But he liked this type. He nodded hurriedly and said: "Yes, we have a saying in China, 'A fair lady, a gentleman is a good man'..."

When I see a beauty like you, I will naturally pursue her."

The other party said that he wanted you to have sex with him, and Bei Xieran felt that he couldn't refuse, otherwise he would be ridiculed as a coward.

Any woman hates cowards.

Avril glanced at Bei Xieran. She really felt that this man was a fool. The muscles on her face twitched slightly. This meant that she was angry and said, "Go away, I'm not interested in you."

"But didn't you just let me pick you up?" Bei Xieran said still shamelessly, "Give me a chance, and I will let you know that I am a very good man."

Avril rolled her eyes angrily. It was the first time she met such a man. Even though he said he was not interested, he still clung to her without knowing it.

Looking at Shrek sitting on the ground, Avril suddenly had a plan in mind, pointed at Shrek and said: "Okay, I will give you a chance, as long as you can punch this man, I will be your girlfriend.

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Bei Xieran's eyes suddenly widened, feeling that happiness came too quickly. As long as he punched this stupid-looking big man, he could have an American girl as his girlfriend?

No matter how you think about it, I think it's a good deal.

Shrek's expression changed. Looking at the ignorant boy in front of him, he stood up from the ground and coldly snorted: "What? You want to hit me?"

Bei Xeran's face turned pale. He had seen many big men in the United States, but the big man in front of him was very special. He was two meters tall, and his body was very huge, with a ferocious look on his face.

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Bei Xieran suddenly remembered that this big man was the killer Shrek Lin Tian mentioned. He looked really powerful.

"Do you want to hit me?" Seeing that Bei Xieran didn't speak, Shrek asked again.

In the past, Shrek had always been in love with Avril Lavigne. Although he was transformed into a robot and lost his ability as a man, he still wanted to marry Avril Lavigne's wife.

Of course, he knew Avril would never agree.

What now? There is a reckless boy who wants Avril Lavigne to be his girlfriend? Isn’t this a slap in the face?

Shrek thought to himself, I didn't even ask Avril to be my girlfriend, where did you come from?

Thinking of this, the anger in his heart burned. Let alone being punched, Bei Xieran couldn't even touch a hair on his head.

"That's right, I just want to hit you." Bei Xieran nodded and said with a trembling voice.

Originally, Bei Xieran felt that his strength was more than enough to deal with a killer with handcuffs on his hands, but because he had teased Ye Lin before, he was severely beaten by Ye Lin, and he did not have good skills to deal with it.

Shrek naturally has some difficulties.

But Avril Lavigne has spoken, and as long as she punches Shrek, she will be his girlfriend.

Bei Xeran really didn't want to give up such a good opportunity.

In the end, I could only grit my teeth and agreed.

"Very good." The evil smile on Shrek's face became deeper and he said, "Come on, come here and hit me."

Bei Xieran did not rush forward, but carefully observed Shrek. Opposite him was a tall man who usually used evasive tactics. Although the tall man was extremely powerful, his reaction and movement were very difficult.

I can't even keep up with the speed. In this case, I will engage in guerrilla tactics with Shrek.

Whoosh!

Bei Xeran suddenly rushed towards Shrek, clenching his hands tightly into fists, as if he was going to attack Shrek head-on.

Shrek was also stunned. He didn't expect that this kid was brave enough to dare to fight head-on, and immediately took a stance to accept the attack.

A smile appeared on the corner of Bei Xieran's mouth. Sure enough, this stupid guy had a very stupid mind. Then he flashed his body and came to Shrek's side. His fist hit Shrek's armpit from bottom to top.

As long as he hits this punch, Avril will be his chick.

boom!

The contact of the bodies made a huge impact sound, but it was not the sound of Bei Xeran's fist hitting Shrek's armpit, but the sound of Shrek's elbow hitting Bei Xeran's head.

Just at that moment, Shrek's body turned, and his arms also followed his body. Before Bei Xieran could get there, Shrek's turning elbow hit Bei Xieran's head. (To be continued, please search Gone with the Wind.

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