The best comprehension maniac

Lin Tian quietly placed the bowl of chicken soup in his hand on the table, raised his head and looked at Zheng Wanru with a smile on his face, and said, "Miss Zheng, I'd better not drink my chicken soup."

"What? You want to let me down?" Zheng Wanru's face immediately darkened, and she shouted: "Do you know how much I put into giving you soup?"

"I know." Lin Tian nodded and said.

"Do you know how many times I was caught by the rooster when I was killing the chicken?"

"I know."

"Why don't you drink?" Zheng Wanru stared at Lin Tian and shouted.

"I don't want to have diarrhea." Lin Tian said calmly.

Zheng Wanru was even more surprised and said: "This is not a laxative, how can it cause diarrhea?"

Lin Tian sighed slowly and said: "Miss, if you don't know how to cook, don't make chicken soup... You just told me the whole process of the soup, how can I still dare to drink it?"

"What happened to my soup process?" Zheng Wanru asked immediately.

"Then let me ask you, have you ever disemboweled a chicken?"

Zheng Wanru blinked her eyes and then shook her head, "When making chicken soup, you just need to pluck the feathers off the chicken. Why do you have to disembowel it? That's too cruel."

Lin Tian smiled bitterly and said: "You have killed the chicken, what could be more cruel than this? If you don't disembowel the chicken and take out the internal organs... I don't dare to drink the chicken soup cooked in this way.

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Snap!

Zheng Wanru slapped the table angrily, her face flushed with anger. "What do you mean? I gave you the soup that I worked so hard for, and you actually dislike it? You must drink it today, otherwise I...I will..."

"What else?" Lin Tian smiled.

"I..." Zheng Wanru hesitated and didn't know what to say. She realized that she had nothing to threaten Lin Tian. After thinking for a long time, she blushed and said, "I will go to my father to complain."

"Aren't you telling lies with open eyes?" Lin Tian chuckled, "If you tell your father like this, then I will get a big advantage."

"Humph, you're not afraid that my father will kill you." Zheng Wanru snorted coldly.

"Not afraid." Lin Tian shook his head and said, "Don't say that your father can't beat me. Even your ancestor can't beat me. It does have some influence on you. Which man would dare to marry a loser like you?"

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"You...you are too conceited." Zheng Wanru was trembling with anger. Lin Tian regarded himself as a master too much. He actually didn't even take his father and ancestors seriously.

"This is not arrogance. It's confidence." Lin Tian smiled lightly.

"Oh, Lin Tian, ​​I beg you, drink this chicken soup." Seeing that the force did not work, Zheng Wanru turned her eyes and became squeamish, and suddenly leaned on Lin Tian's body, using both hands to

Lin Tian rubbed his shoulders and hit his back, looking flattering.

Lin Tian smiled and said: "It's not that I don't want to drink it. It's that I really can't drink the chicken soup you made."

"If you don't drink, won't all my hard work be in vain?" Zheng Wanru said with a bitter look on her face.

"That's not necessarily true." Lin Tian picked up the bowl of chicken soup and brought it to Shrek, who was squatting on the ground silently, and said, "Shrek, Miss Zheng has made chicken soup. You can also have a bowl."

Shrek was in a daze just now and didn't hear the conversation between Lin Tian and Zheng Wanru at all. Seeing that there was food, and he hadn't eaten anything all day and night, he said gratefully: "Thank you so much, lady, my stomach

I’m hungry.”

After saying that, Shrek took the bowl and drank the chicken soup in one breath.

Bang!

As soon as he drank the chicken soup, Shrek jumped up from the ground as if he had been shocked by an electric shock, shouting: "Oh, it kills me..."

Shrek rushed to the table, picked up the teapot on the table and poured it into his mouth. But after Shrek drank the water from the teapot, his two lips were so spicy that they turned into two sausages.

Lin Tian was shocked. Fortunately, he didn't drink chicken soup, otherwise he would have looked like Shrek. He didn't want his mouth to turn into a sausage mouth.

Seeing this foreigner look like this, Zheng Wanru wanted to die. How could this happen? I am so smart and virtuous, how come I can't even make a pot of chicken soup?

This time, not only did he fail to please Lin Tian, ​​but he also lost face in front of Lin Tian.

"You dare to trick me, I'll kill you." Suddenly, Shrek became furious and rushed towards Zheng Wanru with all his strength. He used to have a handsome face, but now there are two sausages hanging on his face, let alone handsome.

Shrek felt that he was one level above the ugly man.

With the murderous intention, nothing can be controlled.

However, just when Shrek rushed in front of Zheng Wanru and was about to take action, he saw Lin Tian's murderous eyes out of the corner of his eye. His body suddenly trembled, all his momentum disappeared, and in the end he squatted obediently.

on the ground.

"Apologise." Lin Tian said.

"This beautiful lady, I was rude just now, I deserve to die..." Shrek apologized while slapping his mouth with his hand. The more he swung, the more he wanted to do it, because Shrek felt that his mouth was so spicy.

He got his intuition and whipped him so hard.

Very comfortable!

Zheng Wanru didn't say anything, let alone stop Shrek from slapping him. If it weren't for the fact that Shrek was Lin Tian's friend, she would have had murderous intent.

But Zheng Wanru felt that this foreigner was not Lin Tian's friend, but rather his slave. Otherwise, how could Shrek obey Lin Tian's words?

Seeing that Shrek did not continue to act recklessly, Lin Tiancai retracted his murderous intent, then looked at Zheng Wanru and said with a smile: "Miss Zheng, I accept your wishes, but don't make any chicken soup for me in the future. It's really not worth it."

Zheng Wanru nodded slightly, then sat across from Lin Tian and said with a smile: "Then I will do something worthwhile."

"Huh?" Lin Tian was slightly startled, not understanding what Zheng Wanru meant.

Zheng Wanru smiled and said: "I told my father last night about your marriage to our Zheng family, and he was quite satisfied with you."

"Then what?" Lin Tian asked.

"Then you will marry me and become my man." Zheng Wanru said very proudly, happily and longingly.

"Sorry, I won't agree." Lin Tian said.

Not to mention that he would not agree to marry into the mother-in-law. Even if he and Zheng Wanru really have feelings for each other, and they are talking about marriage, it is absolutely impossible for him to marry into the mother-in-law. Especially since his own father will strongly oppose it, do he really want to end the Lin family?

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