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Lin Tian suddenly woke up.

Before even opening his eyes, he subconsciously fluttered his limbs, struggling to get up and escape.

But his arms and legs didn't seem to belong to him. They only shook slightly for a few times and then collapsed softly, unable to support his body.

For a moment, Lin Tian was horrified. What was going on? Then, he suddenly found himself lying on a soft bed! Looking around, he found that he was in a luxuriously decorated room.

Furniture and furnishings are all available.

Next to the bed, there was a girl who looked like a maid, sitting on a mahogany chair, with her chin in one hand, taking a nap, her little head moving little by little.

Lin Tian's thoughts were still stuck on the previous second, or in other words, he should be thinking about the last moment in the world of cultivation.

Lin Tian, ​​the wandering immortal in the world of cultivation, walks alone in the vast sky. To put it elegantly, he is a wild and unruly wise man, but to put it crudely, he is just a thief.

For hundreds of years, as long as Lin Tian takes a fancy to the treasure, whether it is hidden in a wealthy cultivation family or hidden in a famous and decent family, he will steal it no matter how hard you hide it.

The most annoying thing is that before Lin Tian stole something, he also issued a challenge letter, giving them enough time to prevent him from stealing. But in the end, Lin Tian was always successful every time, never made a mistake, and he was even angry to death for several times.

A master of cultivation.

Therefore, Lin Tian is called the "crazy thief" in the world of cultivation.

Lin Tian also relied on stolen elixirs, magic weapons, and countless heavenly materials and earthly treasures to quickly practice from a foundation-building person to become a great immortal in the tribulation period.

If you often walk by the river, your shoes will never get wet!

In order to successfully survive the thunder tribulation, Lin Tian set his sights on the Qiankun Bowl, the treasure of the Ziyang Gate. During that theft, Lin Tian was tricked.

The head of the Ziyang Clan offered a reward. Anyone who could catch Lin Tian would have the Qiankun Bowl.

The Qiankun Bowl is one of the top ten supreme magic weapons in the world of cultivation. Countless immortals have long coveted it. Therefore, on the day Lin Tian stole it, all the supreme immortals in the world of cultivation gathered at Ziyang Gate, both in the sky and on the ground.

Cast a dragnet to catch the thief.

Of course, there are also many low-level cultivators who are ready to take advantage of Lin Tian's fight with the immortal, and maybe get some magical elixir or something like that.

Lin Tian had already succeeded, but just when he was about to escape, a great immortal who had transcended tribulations and above swept him with his spiritual consciousness. Suddenly, countless cultivators attacked him in a dark mass.

Faced with the huge disparity in numbers and strength, Lin Tian would not be stupid and wait for them to catch him. He would just run away.

As a thief, running is the most basic professional quality. It is wise to keep the green hills without worrying about having firewood. As long as you can escape, you can make trouble and do whatever you want in the future.

But this time, Lin Tian did not run away. Instead, he was chased by several immortals with higher cultivation levels than him. The gap in strength made Lin Tian fall into a hard fight.

Finally, Lin Tian was slapped on the body by a pretty female fairy. His body was immediately burned and his soul was expelled.

"Death by thirty-eight." Thinking of this, Lin Tiantian angrily said these three words from his mouth. Although he didn't know what these three words meant, he said them subconsciously, and after saying them,

I feel quite happy in my heart.

This sound woke up the little girl next to her. Her big pretty eyes looked at Lin Tian in shock, and she didn't speak for a while.

"I……"

Lin Tiangang wanted to ask where this place was, but the little girl knocked over the chair she was sitting on, twisted her butt and ran out quickly.

Then, there was a burst of noisy but exciting sounds outside.

"The young master is awake, the young master is awake..."

"What? The young master woke up? Oh my god! He has been in a coma for half a year, and he thought he had become a vegetative state..."

"Hurry up and call the old man to check the young master's pulse. Don't let the young master fall into coma again."

Lin Tian didn't pay attention to the sounds outside. He lay on the bed and glanced at the decoration and furniture in the room, and then he was sure that this was not a world of cultivation.

Afterwards, Lin Tian closed his eyes tightly and his consciousness sneaked into his body. He couldn't help but be overjoyed that his soul was not completely dispelled by the Sanba female fairy, and there was still a trace of it retained in this body.

Lin Tian laughed wildly with excitement, and beat the empty ground under his feet with his hands. Thank God, thank earth, thank his mother's second uncle. As long as the soul is there, his cultivation in several lifetimes has been preserved. Through hard work, he will definitely

You can reach the stage of transcending the tribulation again, and you can also break through the tribulation and become the supreme and supreme god.

Why is Lin Tian so sure?

Because he saw something floating in his soul, which was the Qiankun Bowl he had stolen before. It was purple-red in color, and the mouth of the bowl was glowing with a faint blue light.

But the Qiankun Bowl was suspended in mid-air, and Lin Tian could not see what was inside the bowl, nor could he know what the blue light was.

With the magic weapon in hand, you will have nothing to worry about!

Lin Tian was not in a hurry to check on the Qiankun Bowl. He just wanted to know where he was.

Subsequently, Lin Tian began to collect a large number of unfamiliar memories and information fragments on this body.

Lin Tian, ​​on the other hand, has the same name as the famous "Crazy Thief" in the world of cultivation. He is the young master of the Lin family, a wealthy family in Yanjing, the capital of China. Both his parents died when he was young. He also has a grandfather, Lin Sheng, who is famous in the medical field.

, known as the Apricot Grove Sage.

Although his grandpa is dead, this grandson is uneducated and has no inheritance from Lin Sheng. He is also timid by nature and is a notorious dull guy. He is ambitious and thinking about what he thinks he will do all day long.

The grand plan includes stealing girls’ vaginas, secretly watching girls take a bath, and running naked in the downtown area...

But in the end, I still didn't have the courage, and the plan was postponed indefinitely for no reason.

"Coward!"

Lin Tian opened his eyes and swore, "Such a useless young master is just a burden and a waste of resources in this world. He is a scum among scum. It's better to lend him your body and make great achievements."

Lin Tian raised his head slightly, looked at this body, and immediately rolled his eyes, his big shining white eyes completely covering his dark eyes.

Lin Tian fainted from anger.

…

In addition to the wry smile, Lin Tian was also going crazy. This body could no longer be regarded as a human body. It was as skinny as a stick, almost like a mummy. If it weren't for the support of his soul, Lin Tian would have probably died for the second time.

After finally escaping from the clutches of the devil, Lin Tianzhen fell into endless misery. Lin Tianzhen was really worried about this body, which would be harmful to his future cultivation.

Moreover, Lin Tian found out that Young Master Lin Tian was a virgin. As a stuffy coward, he did not dare to confess to a beautiful woman. Instead, he watched an action movie from an island country and masturbated while watching it, which eventually led to Yang Qi.

Insufficient, the body is weak and as thin as firewood.

In the words of the original Lin Tian, ​​"It's healthier to masturbate."

"Land up your sister."

Lin Tian forcibly supported this useless body with his soul, gritted his teeth, climbed up from the bed, and when he stepped off the bed, he was sweating profusely, and his white pajamas were completely soaked.

Lin Tian didn't care, and walked towards the door with heavy steps. He now wanted to find an open place, and then use his soul to wash the meridians and cut the marrow of the broken body.

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