The cat-faced old lady didn't have a good way to temporarily supernatural everyone, and after getting off the plane, everyone said goodbye from the airport and went back to their respective homes.
Hongyi plans to go to the new house to have a look, but he hasn't been there for a long time, and he doesn't know what happened to the female ghost? It just so happens that he also needs to collect this month's rent!
Although he has collected a lot of advance payments for Kaiguang, but in line with the principle that mosquito legs are also meat, Hongyi still plans to collect the rent.
All the way from the airport to the community.
Come downstairs.
It would be around 5 o'clock in the afternoon.
Think there should be no one at home, right?
Hongyi opened the door with the key, and the moment he pushed the door open, he was startled by the scene in front of him!
Look up.
Room 404
! "Amitabha, it must be the poor monk who opened it in the wrong way!
The whole room was not the chaotic scene that I imagined.
Opposite.
The room is very neat, and the floor tiles are very bright!
Why did you hang so many balloons
? And posted the word "happy"
? The poor monk has only been out for a few days
? The female ghost is ghostly, and
this is a flash marriage? The question is, this is the poor monk's house! You got married in a flash, and you want to live with the poor monk?
Just when Hongyi came to
the living room! A huge wedding photo was hung in the center of the TV wall in the living room
!
The two people in the photo were smiling very sweetly!
The man is also very handsome, wearing a decent gray suit, and the gray-white tin foil on his head...
The woman is equally beautiful, with big red waves draped over her shoulders...
So....
This is a scumbag tin foil perm? A scumbag with big waves
? Nima is a perfect match
! Hongyi stared at the photo and touched his bald head
! When he came to the balcony and looked at the scenery outside the window, he fell into deep thought for a while
! When did the
poor monk marry this female ghost? It turns out that the poor monk has such handsome hair
? Phew!
What is this female ghost doing? What are you going to do with this whole play?
Hongyi put down his backpack and turned around and went into the kitchen!
An hour later, a sumptuous meal was placed on the table.
Hongyi found a bottle of red wine in the refrigerator, a red wine glass...
Hehe, this female ghost is very good at enjoying it
! Also set it up on
the dining table! Hongyi just sat quietly at the dining table, as if waiting for his lover to return home...
Outside the balcony, the sky had darkened, and night was about to fall.
Youyou has been very moist recently, and I have found a good job, which is easy and has a lot of money...
I went out full of vigor every day and went home happily!
Today I also got off work on time, and I successfully rushed home before dark.
Just a moment to open the door.
A smell of food came to me!
Hongyi stepped forward and gently took down her bag, and said very gently: "You're back? Come and eat!"
The atmosphere is very solemn!
Hongyi looked at Youyou opposite with a smile, and said, "What about the marriage certificate?" "
Uh..." Youyou suddenly lowered his head with a sallow face, took out a big red certificate from the drawer, and handed it to Hongyi.
Hongyi looked at the marriage certificate and was speechless for a while.
It's true that the photo is two people! The information is
also true!
It's this issuing unit, the special Xitian Marriage Bureau?
Is there such a unit?"
"Whew..."
Hongyi exhaled deeply and said, "Don't be afraid... The poor monk wants to ask you, what is going on?
" "The poor monk has only been away for a few days, and he has become a family man
?" "Isn't it too hasty
?" "The question is, have you gotten the consent of the poor monk?"
In the face of Hongyi's question from the soul, Youyou buried her head deep in her chest, like a schoolboy who had done something wrong, and kept clasping her hands under the bottom!
"Speak!" Hongyi slapped the table and shouted!
"Uh..." Youyou sat up straight in fright, and then said: "
This... I found someone to do this with a fake certificate..."
Hongyi glared at her: "The poor monk asked why you want to have a fake marriage with the poor monk?"
Find a job!"
whispered timidly.
"What kind of job do you find to get a marriage certificate?" Hongyi was speechless.
The first time I heard that you need to show a marriage certificate to find a job
?" "Come, tell me what kind of job a poor monk needs a marriage certificate?"
"Crematorium!
" "Uh..."
What kind of crematorium does it require a marriage certificate
? What's the use?
No!
" Amitabha!" Hongyi calmed down a little and took a deep breath again: "You work in the crematorium?"
Or is it particularly pleasure to watch others burn others?Youyou
pursed her lips and nodded!
"This works very well... I only need to go for 8 hours a day, and the boss will give me
30,000 yuan a month..."Hongyi was even more confused when he heard this!
After a trip to the island country, did he come back to Huaxia, and his salary increased so much
? Or was the salary in the crematorium already high? 30,000 yuan a month
?" "Which crematorium
are you in?" Hongyi asked.
"Peace of mind crematorium!" Hongyi
looked up at the huge wedding photo, and instantly understood!
"You carried the wedding photo to apply for the job?" Hongyi felt that it should be like this, and it was estimated that he would do it with the character of this female ghost.
"No, I went to apply for the job in a wedding dress
!" Hongyi: "Look
! What is a talent!
This is a talent
!"
"Amitabha, what kind of work can you do in the crematorium?"
I can't figure out what you little girl can do in the crematorium?"
"You're not the grave... Jumpy, right?" Hongyi suddenly thought, there is really a job that this female ghost can do!
Who knew that the female ghost on the other side heard this, and her face suddenly fell.
"You're just jumping... This girl is a business manager!
" "The sales ability is top-notch
!" "In the past few days, the top package alone has been sold several times
!" "Hehe!" Hongyi sneered and asked, "Then tell the poor monk how you sell it?" "Hehe
..." smiled mysteriously and said softly:
"I didn't expect it at the beginning..."
"However, one day I met a ghost who was about to go to reincarnation.
"I just sold him a wave
!" "As a result, his wife came to him that night and said that her husband must have the most expensive package
for her dreams!" "That's it! This girl is smart!" After
hearing this, Hongyi looked at the female ghost in front of him dumbfounded.
Absolutely absolute!
After working together for a long time, what the hell are you going
to sell a package directly to the ghost? Mr. Ma is really humiliating to give you 30,000 yuan
!" "Amitabha, the poor monk thinks that if you go to sell the tomb, maybe the salary will be higher!" Hongyi said angrily.
A cemetery, thousands of ghosts
! Little girl, you're going to send it
! "Huh, what a good idea! Little master..."
"Yes, I can sell a wave of packages in the crematorium, and then a wave of cemeteries
!" "Anyway, as long as you dream about it, the deceased's family will agree!"
Hongyi: "..."Poor
monk... Damn!
You're criticizing...
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