Superman

Every time the Justice League on the set next door encounters a crisis.

As usual, everyone will seek Batman's advice.

Therefore, the Dark Knight gave several plans, either detailed or brief, such as one, two, three, four, five... etc.

He is the brains and think tank of the Justice League. When Superman goes offline and the Flash goes to heaven.

The task of saving the world must be placed on his shoulders.

After all, there is a recognized fact throughout the set.

Superman is just the biological son of the editorial staff.

And Batman is the biological father of the editorial department.

The meeting scene of the Justice League is roughly like this——

The Flash: What should we do?

Wonder Woman: Superman, what do you think you should do?

Superman: Batman, you have the final say.

other people:……

Speaking of Batman, whenever Superman, or other members of the Justice League.

When they asked Batman why he did this.

Gotham's Dark Knight will answer calmly with a low voice——

Because, I am Batman!

This is a universal line that applies to any situation and anyone.

"Why be wary of Superman?"

"Because, I am Batman."

"..."

"Why not kill the clown?"

"Because, I am Batman."

"..."

"Why be wary of every member of the Justice League and study their weaknesses and flaws?"

"Because, I am Batman."

"..."

every time!

Remember, every time!

As long as Batman says this line, no one will ask any more questions.

And everyone's face will show an expression of approval: "Well, that makes sense."

It seems that no matter what happens, as long as it is placed on Batman, everything will automatically become reasonable.

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…

"because--"

"I am the Sorcerer Supreme."

As soon as these words came out, the Avengers in the conference room looked at each other.

Afterwards, everyone nodded unanimously to express their approval.

"Does the Supreme Mage have the ability to predict the future? Or did you already know that this crisis would happen?"

When I saw my teammates, they had expressions of understanding as if they had heard some kind of irrefutable answer.

Tony Stark resisted the urge to nod and continued to ask questions.

It can be seen that universal lines are ineffective against gangsters.

because.

J.

No matter what you say.

They all have to raise their eyebrows.

This is instinct and difficult to change.

Luke ignored it.

This is the second trick I learned from Batman.

When someone questions, never answer.

Continue to remain cold and talk about other topics.

"Captain, have you contacted Dr. Bruce Banner?"

Luke asked calmly.

Bucky, who took over as Captain America, shook his head and his expression became more solemn.

As we all know, when Bruce Banner is emotionally stimulated, he will activate another existence in his body and transform into the Hulk.

That was a big man with huge destructive power and unable to communicate normally.

After a long period of psychological therapy and meditation training, Bruce has gradually been able to control himself and is no longer the dangerous time bomb.

SHIELD has also changed its strategy, switching from "control" to "cooperation."

"Dr. Banner went on vacation with his girlfriend and cannot be contacted at the moment."

Bucky said solemnly.

"Mobilize the branch stationed in Brazil, send additional manpower, and go to Sao Paulo."

At critical moments, even irresponsible guesses must be treated as facts that may happen.

Only in this way can greater harm and losses be prevented.

"No need, Captain."

Tony Stark took off his Bluetooth headset and ended his conversation with Jarvis.

"The Hulk has appeared in Sao Paulo, Brazil."

"He lost control and broke into the slums, causing the death and injury of a large number of innocent people."

Iron Man drew a holographic projection out of thin air and projected the clear picture captured by the Stark Industrial satellite into the conference room.

You can see a strong giant with green skin, holding a hammer in both hands and roaring towards the sky.

Under his feet were innocent people running in a hurry and screaming.

"The second Lord Sky Hammer."

Luke stared at the Hulk, who was holding the Breaker Hammer, venting his inner anger wantonly, and not even his girlfriend Betty could stop him.

"Captain, more 'Sky Hammer Lords' will appear next, SHIELD should formulate a response plan."

Luke reminded aloud.

At this time, no one doubted the Supreme Mage's ability and the authenticity of his identity.

"what should we do?"

Captain America Bucky asked.

"Your Majesty the Supreme Mage?"

…

…

Today, for Bruce Banner, it should have been a relaxing and happy vacation time.

He sat next to the tent, watching his girlfriend in cool clothes, bending over and slapping her face with the clear river water.

The beautiful curves full of temptation made Bruce's eyes burning.

Before he could even think about using the sky as his bed and the earth as his bed.

The heartbeat detector on his right hand beeped, taking the trouble to issue a warning.

I realized that my heart was beating too fast and my emotions were intense.

Bruce quickly looked away to calm his inner turmoil.

After a while, he regained his composure, like a wise sage.

Everything is so boring.

"Bruce, is that your watch that's ringing?"

After washing her face, Betty turned her head and asked with a smile.

"No, I just set the alarm clock. We are going to the city today to replenish food and daily necessities."

Bruce concealed it.

If there is any inconvenience after having an extra Hulk in the body.

In addition to not losing your temper casually, you must control your emotions.

The worst part is that he lost the right to mate.

Just imagine, Bruce is having sex with his girlfriend, rolling in bed.

As the movements become more and more wild, the breathing becomes more and more rapid.

His heartbeat accelerated, his face flushed, and his blood rushed...

Then!

Muscles throughout the body expand!

Hulk appears!

Not to mention whether Betty, as a fragile human being, can withstand the output of the Hulk.

Just the increase in size and the expansion of indescribable parts is enough to cause a murder.

Because of this, Bruce has been abstinent for a long time and even stopped doing craft work.

Iron Man often teases him about this and marvels at his perseverance.

After all, for humans, quitting sex is a difficult challenge.

"Bruce, the look in your eyes just now looked very fiery."

Betty stood up and put her arms around her boyfriend's neck.

She didn't seem to know that such a provocative posture could easily turn a soft seat into a hard seat.

"Betty, we can't..."

Bruce refused intentionally, but his body was very honest.

"It's okay, just keep breathing and control the speed of your heartbeat."

Betty seemed to be very experienced, teasing her slowly without directly releasing her raging passion.

A man and a woman were rubbing each other's temples together, intimately entangled, when suddenly they heard a loud rumbling sound that shook the earth!

In the forest not far away, thick smoke and fire appeared, as if some kind of accident had occurred.

"Crash?"

After witnessing this scene, Bruce couldn't help pushing his girlfriend away and rushed towards the scene of the incident.

I saw a red glow like lava flowing in the huge pit.

The hard ground cracked and melted into semi-crystalline form.

Thick smoke rose into the air, and flames shot into the sky.

"hammer?"

Bruce, who hurriedly arrived, saw a dark hammer in the center of the hole.

As soon as his eyes made contact, it was like they were glued and couldn't be moved away anymore.

"It belongs to me!"

A firm idea emerged in my heart.

It seems that the hammer should belong to him.

"Bruce, stay away from it!"

His girlfriend's nervous call made Dr. Banner wake up for a moment.

However, he still did not stop.

The high temperature and steam in the center of the pothole had already scalded Bruce's skin.

His arms and face were as red as a cooked lobster.

But he didn't notice it at all until he reached out and grasped the hammer.

"Nur, the boundary breaker."

The runes filled with fearful divine power were imprinted on Bruce's mind.

A bright light flashed across the forest.

Then, the Hulk appeared out of thin air and roared to the sky.

The anger filling his heart, for some reason, became more and more intense.

It's like burning Hulk to ashes from the inside out!

vent!

I need to vent!

Hulk bent his legs and jumped suddenly.

As if there were springs under his feet, his huge body rose up from the ground.

boom!

The next moment, it appeared on the top of the mountain in the distance.

The Hulk rushed into the bustling urban area of ​​Sao Paulo like a crazy monster.

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…

On the other side of the earth, in the deep sea.

The daughter of the Red Skull, holding Skadi's Hammer, dived quickly, her eyes filled with fanaticism.

The hammer forged by the divine power of fear is like a beacon guiding the direction.

"The Great God of Fear! The Almighty Father! The Great Serpent, Kur!"

Cynthia murmured to herself, calling her master's name.

"This world needs your return!"