Super Extreme Mission System
Chapter 188: A Joke That Eunuch Mi Doesn’t Like
"bite!"
"Character name: The great lord of the imperial court, the supreme master Eunuch Mi
Level: ‘Ghost Level’
HP:2620
Character value: -3589
Agility:380
Strength:265
Attack power:2300
Defense: 2200
Spiritual power: 300
Weapon: Black Iron Long Stick
Skills: Wind Stick Technique
Special move: a stick in the air
Hazard level: new D level
Weaknesses: None
Comprehensive combat power: 4800 (fourth level warrior)
Be careful of his special skill "Hit the Stick to the Sky". If you are hit by his stick, Jiang Yizhou, you can only use the soul-reviving pill that Hua Tuo gave you, and the mission will be changed accordingly. Don't say that this system didn't remind you.
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"Hey, it saves the trouble. Is this father-in-law Mi really coming to see you? Isn't this an old birthday girl who hanged himself because he was tired of living? He came to the door and stretched out his neck for me to kill him. Hahahaha..."
Jiang Yizhou secretly rejoiced. Now that the person named Mi is here, he doesn't have to look for it anymore. Zhuge Shenhou just drank the high-level life recovery potion and was resurrected with full health. This time, the person named Mi will definitely die. Who cares?
Whoever points one stick towards the sky and two sticks towards the sky will never come back if he is kept safe!
When Jiang Yizhou sensed the evil energy in the crowd, Zhuge Zhengwo naturally felt it too. His expression was extremely ugly. At the same time, he winked at the four famous men behind him and became alert.
After receiving the order, the four famous men immediately arranged for their men to evacuate the crowd. At the same time, the four people moved to four directions and began to form formations.
"Everyone, don't be nervous, Shenhou. I see that everyone is very nervous. Why don't I tell you a joke first?" An idea flashed in Jiang Yizhou's little head, and he said to Zhuge Shenhou with a smile.
"Oh? Hahahahaha... Since my little brother is so elegant, it doesn't matter. I'm just afraid that I am too inexperienced to understand the essence of this joke. Hahahaha..." Zhuge Zhengwo was in full condition, plus Youjiang Yizhou and the four
With his apprentice by his side, he was naturally very proud and replied with a smile.
Jiang Yizhou nodded, raised his voice, and began to speak.
"Ahem...Speaking of the past, I met an eunuch in the palace, oh, it was my father-in-law..."
Jiang Yizhou just coughed and said something, and then fell silent.
…
Zhuge Shenhou was about to continue listening when he saw that Jiang Yizhou remained silent and looked at him with confusion.
The onlookers who were evacuating around were also attracted by Jiang Yizhou's jokes. They originally wanted to leave and listen, but when they saw that Jiang Yizhou only said the first sentence, he stopped, and they were all equally puzzled.
, all stopped and looked at Jiang Yizhou.
After a full ten seconds, Jiang Yizhou still had no intention of speaking. One of the four famous arresters, Tie Shou, who was familiar with Jiang Yizhou, stepped forward and asked: "Brother Jiang, this joke... you
That’s just the beginning, there used to be a eunuch in the palace... Where’s the next one?”
"Ah? Below? Below... there's no more below! Hahahahaha..."
Jiang Yizhou was waiting for this sentence. Although he had heard laughter before, at this moment, in front of everyone, the laughter came again and he couldn't help laughing wildly.
"Down there...is gone?!"
Tie Shou frowned, thinking about these words, and suddenly understood.
"Wow, hahahaha, so happy, so funny, hahahaha, master, eunuch... there is no more down here! Hahahaha..."
"No more!"
"No more, hahahaha ..."
"..."
For a while, everyone present reacted, and the tears of laughter rolled out one by one, and the waists that smiled one after another were bent.
Zhuge Shenhou was a unsmiling person, but at this time, Jiang Yizhou's "joke" was not a joke.
"Damn dirty kids, Mao is not long, and people who learn from people are joking!"
When everyone was happy, among the crowd, a thin body, pale face, and no eyebrows came out. The old man came out, and it was a blasting. He could see it.
In mood, that's definitely one word, "Angry!", Two words, "Very angry!", Three words, "Angry to hate to break Jiang Yizhou to break the corpse!".
Everyone was laughing. After watching this eyebrow without eyebrows, they were all frightened. They couldn't wait for their father and mother to give birth to two legs, and they ran away.
There are also people who are trembling.
Needless to say, the eunuch of the villain No. 1 Mi Gong Mi, who appeared.
"What did you say just now? What is the same as long? No hair? Where is the hair? Where? Where? Hahahaha ..."
Jiang Yizhou was very funny, and grasped the thing that the eunuch cared most about the article.
"Hahahaha, brothers of Jiang, happy, happy!"
"Little brother, I am not willing to be a brothers with the surname, so I rush to you the most funny joke in the world, there is no, hahahaha ..."
"You want to drink with you for three days and three nights. Little brothers, you don't have the same thing!"
Nympho
This time, it should be with Jiang Yizhou. Naturally, it is not ordinary people, but the four major names of arrest and waiting for them. The two angry Mi Gong turned his eyes, and he had solved the evil in the hearts of their hearts.
"Boy, alas ... You do n’t go on the heavens, you do n’t have the door to the ground, you have no door to break, since this is the case, the deity does n’t mind sending you a journey!"
The father -in -law Mi smiled angrily, exposed a sip of rhubarb, and a long eyebrow in his hand lifted up, and he slowly walked towards Jiang Yizhou.
When Jiang Yizhou saw him coming, he didn't have any fear. He replied cheerfully: "Yo, but say me, just want to do it? There is a problem with you, this is also the last time you play this in your life.
The stick is rotten, and the little master will not cut your stuff to feed the dog with the surname Jiang ... I'm sorry, I said it was wrong, you have already fed the dog, wow ha ha ha ha ... "
"Brother Jiang, be careful!"
Before the words were finished, I heard that Zhuge Zheng exclaimed, and a long gun shook a gun in his hand, and he first welcomed the Mi Gonggong who came to the river like a shell.
"Eunuch, I want to start first, Xiao Ye has abolished you!"
Jiang Yizhou urged the congenital qi, and in his hand, the Xuan Tie heavy sword broke the gun, waving and jumping to Mi Gong.
The stick is the same as the gun with a gun, so this trick is naturally treating his incurable diseases.
"Pap!"
"when!"
Mi Gonggong's Xuan Tie's long stick was first blasted against Zhuge's long gun head. The two manpower was equal, but Gong Mi Gong had previously struggled with Zhuge Zheng and was seriously injured. Although his life was in his life, although his life
Value and other number indicators must be stronger than Zhuge Zheng, but but did not expect that Jiang Yizhou's senior life recovery agent can be magical to a point where it is unsuitable.
, Naturally, it has fallen.
However, it was not over, but behind him, Jiang Yizhou's Xuan Iron Heavy sword, "Weightlifting as light", directly fought to the black iron long stick.
Xuan Tie's long stick and Xuan Tie heavy sword have a solid confrontation. The sound of this record is called "life and death, don't forget!"
Originally, Jiang Yizhou's power was far less valuable as Gong Mi, but since this is the solitary nine sword, it is the method of restraining the other's long sticks. Although the power is poor, it has very cleverness and has the "weightlifting".
Therefore, Jiang Yizhou couldn't feel the gravity of the other party at all, and he could calmly show the Gong of the Beiming. In this fight, he absorbed the huge soil attribute of the opponent's meant.
"Not good, this son has a demon method!"
After the fight against Gong Gong, I felt that in the body and the congenital qi that was attached to the Xuan Tie long stick, it turned out to be a faint signs of leakage! So, with his old fox with his experience with the enemy, naturally
It won't continue to make Jiang Yizhou like a ravioli, a anger, the long -tie long stick withdrew it.
"Yes, the eunuch, but it is useless, let you look at the secret weapon of Xiao Ye! Zhuge Shenhou, I count it to ten, we two on the shoulders, chop this dead eunuch!" Jiang Yizhou smiled and smiled.
After two steps back, start looking for things in the space backpack.
Now, it is not when it is more than the martial arts eunuch, so it can solve him and solve him, so as not to grow up the night dreams. Jiang Yizhou is not a very decent bright role, so he chose to die.
Want to take out all the bones and brains such as "Vulcan" Gatling, single -soldiers carrying missiles "poisoning", but then think about it, these stuff will be taken out, this old eunuch will be preserved.
Maybe it is possible to apply oil on the soles of the feet, so if you want to be overcast, you must be completely overcast and refreshing!
"one!"
"two!"
Nympho
Jiang Yizhou was looking for the sidelines. Although Zhuge Zheng did not know what this little brother was, he should not be wrong to listen to him.
It is even more alert, waiting for Jiang Yizhou to reach ten, waiting for the start of the total attack.
"five!"
"Six, seven, eighty -ninety!"
When Jiang Yizhou counted six, he jumped directly to ten. Not only was Mi Gong, but even Zhu Gezheng on the side, he also moved in his heart.
"Dead you!"
Jiang Yizhou leaped high, and the Xuan Iron Sword began to attack.
"court death!"
Although Grandpa Mi was annoyed to the noodles, the kid, the boy who did not follow the common sense, but he was absolutely not eating dry rice after a hundred battles. When he shocked the long stick, he wanted to welcome this black iron sword. At the same time, this trick was at the same time.
, It contains 10 % of the strength, including the innate ingenuity, and it is also fully exerted to do it. In order to make this trick, let the river on the opposite side eat a pot!
"Haha, old boy, you're right, let you see the flash bombs of the little master, but is it great?!"
Jiang Yizhou people are in the air, but there are two real modern military gadgets in their hands -flash bombs!
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