Super Extreme Mission System

(Yesterday I was only focusing on coding and forgot that it was "Youth Day". Haha, I would like to express my warm congratulations to the young people and the teenagers who are about to become young people! I hope you will not forget to take a look at Monk's Novel while you are squandering your youth.

Give me a recommendation, give it a collection, best of all, when it goes on sale on May 7th, come and subscribe and give me a reward or something, hahahaha, the monk is chanting sutras for you...)

"My mother, let me ask? You are an old monster who has lived for hundreds of years. What problem can trouble you? Aren't you trying to trick me on purpose?" Jiang Yizhou felt discouraged for a while and looked at Wu Yazi and said: "Senior is very knowledgeable, boy.

How can..."

"Hehehehe, young man, why should you belittle yourself? The person who can answer my first two questions must be a person of great wisdom and must not be a secular person. You will think that you are the most unexpected or the most disturbing.

Ask the questions in your heart!" Wu Yazi looked at Jiang Yizhou encouragingly.

"Am I going to ask you how many people are there in the world now? I want to ask you how many consecutive NBA championships the Bulls have won? I want to ask you who is 'Hand of God' about? I want to ask you the sixth Transformers series.

When will the movie be released?! Holy shit!" Jiang

Yizhou was so angry in his heart, but what else could he do? He simply changed his mind, and with the attitude that a dead pig would not be afraid of boiling water or not learning the "Beiming Magic", he said casually: "Okay, old man

Senior, it’s better to obey orders than to be respectful!”

Wu Yazi nodded slightly and listened carefully.

"Excuse me, how many steps are needed to put an elephant into a refrigerator...oh no, into a chicken coop?" Jiang Yizhou fully thought about being driven away by Wu Yazi with an angry rebuke, so he said such an adapted version.

Brainteasers.

Unexpectedly, Wu Yazi frowned and kept thinking about Jiang Yizhou's typical brain teaser problem of changing the refrigerator into a chicken coop.

"Hiss... Elephant, this object is very big... The chicken coop is also very small... Even if there is a matching giant chicken coop, the strength of this elephant cannot be pushed by human beings. Is it difficult to do it with the pinnacle of martial arts?

Someone shot him to death..."

Wu Yazi sometimes smiled and sometimes wondered. If he hadn't been sitting cross-legged on the big rock, and Jiang Yizhou knew that he couldn't stand at all, then I'm afraid the old Taoist would have been tossing and turning, right?

a long time……

finally……

"Young man, it's time to reveal the answer to the mystery. I'm...not talented, so I really can't think of an accurate answer to this question!" Wu Yazi didn't look lonely at all. On the contrary, he was a little bit excited. Thinking about it, in the past few decades, he has

How difficult it is for a person to fully appreciate the feeling of being overwhelmed in terms of both skill and intelligence.

"If I tell you the answer, then it doesn't count..." He Wu Yazi didn't know, but Jiang Yizhou knew that when he told the answer to this question, most people would roll their eyes and smile knowingly. If you can't save face, maybe

Will scold the person who asked the question as having a mental problem,

He is a typical second-rate guy. If so, Wu Yazi would probably think that Jiang Yizhou was a robber and a young man. Not only would he not be able to pass on his magical skills to Beiming, but on the contrary, he would probably give him a direct palm blow.

Maybe it will be reimbursed?

"Hahahaha, young man, although I am not a world-famous celebrity, I still have this credit. If I can't answer it, I can't answer it. As long as you don't answer, you don't know. As long as the answer to the question is not

It's too ridiculous, I won't break my promise!" Wu Yazi laughed and replied.

"Too ridiculous? I'm afraid you feel that just using the word 'nonsense' can no longer express your anger towards me after hearing the answer!" Jiang Yizhou scratched his head, and after thinking about it, he gave up, with a pale face.

He said with an expression: "Okay, old man, the answer is, it takes three steps! The first step is to open the door of the chicken coop; the second step is to lock the elephant in; the third step is to close the door of the chicken coop! That's it.

That’s it, over, no more!”

…

silence!

Deathly silence!

Wu Yazi did not speak, his brows were furrowed and his face looked very ugly.

Jiang Yizhou didn't even dare to speak, he just thought to himself that it was bad, this old boy was going to go crazy.

A full seven or eight minutes passed. Finally, Wu Yazi's expression changed, he looked up to the sky and laughed wildly: "God's will, hahahahaha, God's will! I finally understand, I finally see through! Hahahaha...it turns out that the great road

, is so simple. It turns out that everything in the world is caused by mediocrity. It turns out that if you want to be simple, you can be simple, hahahahaha..."

"Ahem... Senior, don't scare me. I've only heard of people being mad and laughing. I've never heard of people being driven crazy like you. Just pretend that I didn't do that brainteaser.

Just leave. I don’t dare to ask for anything from the North Ming Dynasty or the West Ming Dynasty.

Goodbye, see you later. May you have a long and prosperous life, good night, and happy April Fool's Day. Bye..." Jiang Yizhou felt that something was wrong. This old boy seemed to be really crazy. If this lunatic killed someone, he might not even be held legally responsible.

Don't be negative.

"Young man, thank you!" Wu Yazi split the air with one palm, and like a puppet held by strings, he floated in front of Jiang Yizhou like a ghost, grabbed Jiang Yizhou's arm with one hand, and said excitedly: "Three steps,

Just three steps, open the door, lock it in, close the door! I think too much, I am tired of the world, and I am already free.

I can't live without that invisible shackles. Young man, this is a well-posed question. It's really like a wake-up call and an enlightenment. I'm convinced! If it weren't for you, I probably wouldn't have had the chance to pierce that membrane. Now, I

It should be in accordance with the way of heaven. This body will decay later, hahahaha, so happy! So happy!"

"I'll go ahead and ask who you're trying to stab, but just the words "corporeal decay" are scary to me. I mean, you're going to go to the west of Hexi to die.

Did you burp your butt? How can you say that you are as happy as if you have won a big lottery?" Jiang Yizhou thought to himself: "But, what, it seems that my brain teaser has been completed?!"

"Young man, God has indeed sent you to carry forward my Xiaoyao sect. I believe that in your wise and brave hands, our sect will definitely become famous all over the world and be praised by the world! Okay, now, while I still have my strength, I will start immediately.

I will teach you the technique of suppressing our sect - the 'Beiming Divine Technique'!"

Wu Yazi suppressed his smile and pushed with one palm, directly touching the back of Jiang Yizhou's head.

When Jiang Yizhou thought about this method later, he still had lingering fears. It is a common plot in movies, television and novels. As long as the inner energy is released, the recipient will definitely stand up and die on the spot!

Fortunately, the job of licking blood from the edge of the knife and hanging the sickle by the two men only lasted for more than a minute. Jiang Yizhou felt an inexplicable momentum rushing through his body. When he looked back, old man Wu Yazi had long disappeared.

From the traces, it seems that the crane drove very thoroughly this time.

"bite!"

The system prompt sound came, and Jiang Yizhou was overjoyed, the task was completed.