Strength Does Not Allow Me To Keep A Low Profile

Chapter 294 Successful People, The Urban Version Of Wu Dalang

"Teach your children to call you father first, not mother! Sister-in-law loves you deeply! It's rare!"

Zheng Yi couldn't help stretching out his thumb: "These days, there are not many such good daughter-in-laws."

Others nodded one after another, indeed.

People love themselves more, and most girls teach their children to call mom first!

"Deep love? It's a deep routine!"

Liu Ming shook his head repeatedly and smiled wryly

"You don't know, after giving birth, my mother-in-law taught her daughter to call her father every day. At that time, I was very moved. I just felt that being able to marry such a good wife was a blessing in my previous life!"

Liu Ming sighed: "So, at only nine months old, my daughter will call her daddy!"

"Isn't this a good thing?"

Zheng Yi and others spoke, full of praise.

Only Li Yi couldn't help shaking his head, smelling a conspiracy.

"God "two four three" what a good thing!"

Liu Ming was extremely speechless: "Do you know? Since then, whenever my daughter cries at night, she calls her daddy directly! While calling daddy, daddy is crying at the same time!

You say, if my daughter cries and calls her daddy, can I just ignore it?

I can only wake up from the dream in a hurry, no matter how sleepy or tired I have to get up to coax the children, make milk powder, change diapers...

Every time I work until midnight, I can coax the baby to sleep.

But my mother-in-law ignored her and ignored her throughout the whole process, sleeping like a dead pig!

She also plausibly said that anyway, the child is looking for the father, not the mother...so she doesn't care, I care!

So, ever since I taught my daughter to call me daddy, and to take care of the child at night, it has become my own!

Every time I toss until midnight, I have to go to work with dark circles under my eyes the next day, and it is precisely because of this that Liu is directly haggard!"

Everyone: . . . .

"Routine, what a routine!"

Zheng Yi was extremely speechless: "No wonder I taught my daughter to call Dad first, so it turned out to be a perfect dumping on you!"

For a while, everyone was silent.

It can only be said that Liu Ming's wife's routine is too deep, really!

"Wei Junhan, don't be like this! You are too bullying!"

Liu Ming spoke suddenly, with an expression on the verge of tears.

Wei Junhan smiled and said, "That depends on who the baby's father is!"

As he spoke, he glanced at Li Yi, which was full of meaning.

It seems to be saying, if it is Li Yi, then there is no discussion, I wake up at night myself, so I am reluctant to torment him!

But Li Yi still turned a blind eye to this.

Although Wei Junhan's appearance is not low, it is much worse than Xiao Qianqian and Lin Zining.

As for the so-called overseas study qualifications, it may be quite tempting to other men.

But Li Yi is really not worth mentioning.

Seeing this, everyone understood Li Yi's attitude in their hearts, and they didn't say any more.

"Ah Choo!"

At this time, Sun Tianyi, who had been silent all this time, suddenly sneezed.

"What, have a cold?"

Zhou Fan, who is still in graduate school, said with concern.

Before Sun Tianyi could answer, Zheng Yi next to him smiled and said:

"Yeah, this guy has had a cold since before Chinese New Year, and he hasn't recovered yet. As for how he caught the cold, that's interesting, hahaha!"

Hearing this, Sun Tian's expression changed sharply, and he said hastily:

"Shut up and stop talking!"

"I want to say it!" Zheng Yi said meanly.

"you dare!"

Sun Tian stepped forward to stop him, but Zhou Fan stopped him directly, and said with a smile, "Quickly tell me, what's going on?"

"You know, Sun Tianyi is good at everything, but he likes to compete with Yi Ge.

Years ago, fireworks were set off at Brother Yi's house all night, and he also came along! Brother Yi's house didn't stop, but Sun Tianyi didn't stop!"

Zheng Yi thinks of this and finds it funny:

"It turned out that at dawn, this guy caught a cold from the cold and found out that the one who set off the fireworks at Brother Yi's house was an Erha!"

"What!"

Zhou Fan was stunned and said after a long time:

"You mean, Sun Tianyi and Erha from Brother Yi's family fought all night with fireworks? And he caught a cold?"

"Yeah, not only did I catch a cold, but I also prepared the fireworks for the Lantern Festival, and they were all set off on the twenty-ninth day of the twelfth lunar month! Just to compete with a erha, hahaha! Lol! me!"

While Zhou Yi was talking, he was rocking back and forth with a smile.

Others are even more dumbfounded.

"Let me tell you, whoever is twenty-nine years old can play it non-stop, so it's Erha and Sun Tianyi..."

Wei Junhan also laughed so hard that his branches trembled wildly.

Zhou Ming laughed even more, pointing at Sun Tian:

"Sun Tianyi, you have fought with a Erha to such a degree, you still lost, and you even caught a cold, are you going to laugh at me to death, and then inherit my property?"

"The so-called fight with the sky is endless fun, and fight with Erha, the IQ is touching!"

Zhou Fan also shook his head again and again, adding insult to injury...

Sun Tian's face turned red, and this scandal was indeed revealed.

For a moment, the eyes looking at Li Yi were full of resentment, he felt that Li Yi definitely did it on purpose, otherwise how could that Erha be so smart?

"Hmph! Zheng Yi, when it comes to ugly things, you don't need them either!"

Not to be outdone, Sun Tianyi resolutely fought back:

"You may not know that this Zheng Yi is a filial son! The most filial son in Songling, no, the most filial son in Kyushu!"

Zheng Yi's face changed sharply, and he quickly picked up his wine glass: "Brother Sun, I made a mistake, I beg you for mercy, please raise your hand!"

"Hold your hand high?"

Sun Tian smiled and shook his head: "My hands are not expensive, and I can't lift them up, hahaha!"

Then he looked at the crowd and said happily: "You should all remember that Zheng Yi's grandma had a big yellow dog when she was young!"

"Is that the rhubarb that has been raised for many years?"

Everyone has some impressions.

"Yes, that one!" Sun Tian said with a smile:

"The dog Grandma Zheng had raised for more than ten years died suddenly. The old man was very sad. In order to comfort Grandma, this boy Sun Tianyi didn't know what he was thinking, so he started to bark like a dog at night!"

"Hahaha!"

Hearing this, everyone at the table burst out laughing.

"There should be a follow-up here!" Li Yi said with a smile, Zheng Yi was too slippery when he was young.

"The follow-up is that Grandma Zheng found a witch and performed an exorcism ceremony on Zheng Yi!"

"Hahaha! I laughed so hard!" 4.5

Except for Zheng Yi's flushed face, everyone in the room laughed.

In order to comfort grandma, she tried to learn how to bark like a dog, but there is no one else, it can only be said that her brain circuit is very strange.

In this way, everyone was exposing scandals to each other, while drinking and chatting, so happy.

Soon, after drinking for three rounds, Liu Ming couldn't help but say:

"I don't have much ambition, I can't compare with you, and I don't want to leave Binhai City.

Currently, I have a house, a car, a shop, a beautiful wife, and a brother who is a civil servant!

I don’t have to worry about food and clothing, and I enjoy it! Tell me, do I count as a successful person?”

"I don't know if he is a successful person or not, but Wu Dalang thought so too at the beginning!"

Li Yi shook his head and spoke lightly.

Everyone: "Hahaha!"

Ming Liu:

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