Sorry, the System is Really Amazing

The nightlife in Yanshi is like a seductive woman who is dissatisfied with desires, haunting you and lingering.

Therefore, at this hour, driving in the city is annoying.

Either waiting for traffic lights or traffic jams.

This made Ye Chen lose interest very quickly.

So he drove home.

There are free parking spaces in the complex.

In this resettlement housing complex, there are not so many residents with private cars, so many parking spaces are vacant.

Ye Chen easily found a relatively spacious parking space and parked the car.

go home.

The door was still ajar, and there was a warm light in the room.

Ye Chen pushed the door open and went in.

I saw Sang Yu, who was wearing home clothes, without makeup but still beautiful, sitting on the sofa, looking a little anxious.

When Sang Yu saw Ye Chen coming back, she stood up quickly. "Xiaochen, why was the door lock of your house picked? However, I checked carefully, and nothing was lost, and there was no sign of rummaging. It doesn't look like a thief."

"Uh—Sister Yu, I picked the door lock myself." Ye Chen said hastily.

"Ah? It's okay, why are you picking the lock?" Sang Yu looked confused.

"Oh, I heard people say that smart electronic door locks are better, so I plan to change the locks." Ye Chen said casually.

Hearing this, Sang Yu breathed a sigh of relief, and gave Ye Chen a flamboyant look. "You said it earlier, it made me very nervous. Seeing that there was no one in the house, I was worried that there would be thieves visiting, so I waited for you to go home."

Hearing what Sang Yu said, Ye Chen also felt a kind of concern from Sister Yu.

Heart warm.

comfortable.

"That's fine, Xiaochen, I'll go home first, and I have to memorize the exam paper and answers you gave me from the tobacco company." Sang Yu suddenly smiled a little embarrassedly, "By the way, Xiaochen , I have something, I want to ask you for a favor."

"Sister Yu, just talk about it." Ye Chen walked to the dining table and poured a glass of water to drink.

"Are you free tomorrow night?" Sang Yu asked.

"Yes. What's the matter?"

Sang Yu said. "Xiaochen, it's like this. Tomorrow is my birthday. Over the years, even I have forgotten my birthday, and I have never deliberately celebrated it. But this year, the company I worked for, a group of colleagues, had to I can't get away with celebrating. And then—"

Speaking of this, Sang Yu's face flushed slightly, and she was very charming, "Xiao Chen, the boss of that company will come tomorrow... and he... has been chasing me. I have refused many times, but he is He's getting more and more over the top, often calling in the middle of the night to confess his love and harassing me. So, I resigned. Tomorrow night, I'm afraid that he will act too much again, so...so I want Xiaochen to go with me—"

At this time, Sang Yu mustered up the courage to say. "Xiaochen, if you don't mind, can you pretend to be my boyfriend tomorrow night... I think so, that guy knows that I have a boyfriend, so he will restrain himself in the future and won't harass me anymore... I'm really nice hate him!"

"Pretending to be Sister Yu's boyfriend?" Ye Chen's eyes lit up, "Okay! What's the point? It's easy!"

Ye Chen agreed immediately.

Hehehe, sister Yu, do you have any thoughts about me?

Fake boyfriend? This is too vulgar!

In countless stallion novels, there have been scenes of pretending to be boyfriends.

It is full of playing hard to get, making fake plays for real, refusing to welcome, and many extremely subtle emotions, the most primitive desires of human nature-it is really not humane!

"Sister Yu, don't worry, I'll accompany you tomorrow night, if that guy dares to mess around, I'll beat him up!" Ye Chen collected his ecstasy and swung his fist vigorously. "I can hit 100 people like you said!"

Sang Yu breathed a sigh of relief, and smiled, "Xiaochen, I didn't ask you to fight..."

"Well~~Thank you Xiaochen,

I'm afraid you won't agree! That's fine, that's it. Xiaochen, I went home and continued to study, you should rest early, see you tomorrow. "

Sang Yu twisted her waist, walked to the door, and suddenly turned around, "By the way, Xiaochen, there is one more thing."

"Sister Yu, tell me."

"That's... that's... Xiaochen, I'll tell the truth, don't mind. And you, don't be obsessed with that kind of thing anymore..." Sang Yu's face turned redder, "That kind of thing will be like boiling a frog in warm water Same, overdraw your body. You... you... you better restrain yourself, after all, you are still young."

"???" Ye Chen was taken aback. "Sister Yu, what kind of things are you talking about?"

"To help you wash your underpants today, I... I know all about it. Xiaochen, this kind of thing is normal to put it bluntly, but you must be restrained and not overdo it. If you really can't hold it back, just let it go Go find a girlfriend." Sang Yu, like the big sister next door, tirelessly followed the temptation.

"Pfft!" Ye Chen finally understood, and spit out a mouthful of water, "Eh...this...this...Sister Yu, I understand, I listen to your advice, I...I will restrain myself. It's so embarrassing..."

"En." Sang Yu left.

"Hey~~ Sister Yu, you really take it for granted. Could it be that if I have a girlfriend, I can quit? You don't understand, it's easy to quit porn, but it's hard to quit masturbation! Besides, traditional craftsmanship can't be lost!" Ye Chen laughed laugh.

Then moved a stool and temporarily blocked the door.

bath.

sleep.

the next day. Call your parents to come over and change the locks.

Uh——change to a smart electronic door lock that records fingerprints.

Go to class.

Ye Chen didn't drive to school, but he suddenly owned a luxury car. He was still not used to it, so he didn't plan to show off for the time being.

After all, after being poor for so long, getting rich overnight still requires a process of digestion. If one is not handled well, he will become an upstart and a villain will succeed.

Ye Chen is obviously not as serious as before in class now.

It's kind of absent-minded.

It's not that reading is useless, anyway, it's not exciting.

Come on, study in the Buddhist department, just get a graduation certificate, and do errands for parents, so as to save them from chattering all day long.

Since Ye Chen said that he would contract Lin Yuxi's lunch during college, he would never renege on his promise and lose weight.

get out of class is over at noon.

Ye Chen and Lin Yuxi met outside the school.

This time it was agreed that we would not go to the cafeteria to eat.

The main reason was that Lin Yuxi was left with lingering fears from what happened yesterday, and was afraid that someone would trouble Ye Chen again after eating in the cafeteria.

"Ye Chen, let's find a restaurant at random. It's also okay to eat noodles and wontons." Lin Yuxi suggested seriously.

If other boys invite her to dinner, she will definitely refuse. Moreover, it will be very uncomfortable to eat, unable to swallow, and feel indebted to others.

But for some reason, when Ye Chen invited her to dinner, she felt it was very natural, as if it was a matter of course.

However, she won't let Ye Chen spend money, as long as it can fill her stomach, she doesn't care if she eats anything, even bran and swallowed vegetables.

In other words, Lin Yuxi subconsciously distinguished Ye Chen from other boys.

"That's good, let's go shopping first, and then find a clean and hygienic restaurant." Ye Chen smiled.

So, the two walked side by side under the shade of the roadside.

While walking, suddenly, someone called Lin Yuxi from behind——

"Yuxi, wait—"

"Huh? It sounds familiar..." Ye Chen remembered it after thinking about it.

Still the same formula, still the same taste.

Sun Li!

Sun Li, who was slapped in the face by Ye Chen in the street before, was extremely embarrassing!

Lin Yuxi's high school classmate! Green tea whore!

"It's her again?" Ye Chen was also angry and funny.

look back.

Sun Li, who put on heavy make-up and was dressed up beautifully, walked quickly towards Lin Yuxi, holding the arm of a twenty-six or seven-year-old man.

Needless to say, Sun Li's complexion was obviously much better than last time, she was quite charming, and the injury on her knees was also healed, but there were some mysterious faint bruises on her knees.

"Ye Chen, it's Sun Li again, what should I do?" Lin Yuxi also looked extremely helpless.

"It's okay. We didn't provoke her. But I also underestimated her. I didn't expect her to be so thick-skinned." Ye Chen smiled indifferently.

Soon, Sun Li came up with the man on her arm.

The man was well-dressed and mature, with a square face, a little baldness on the forehead, small eyes, and a pair of gold-rimmed glasses.

"Hehehe, Yuxi, is he really your boyfriend? Last time you weren't willing to admit it!" Sun Li pretended nothing happened, said to Lin Yuxi with a smile, and then looked at Lin Yuxi Ye Chen. "meet again."

Ye Chen could sense that deep in Sun Li's eye sockets, there was a touch of resentment. However, she tried her best to hide it.

"Come on, Yuxi, let me introduce you. This is my boyfriend Zhang Xiang." Mentioning her boyfriend, Sun Li's eyes glowed with a very obvious sense of pride and superiority. "Recently, the boss of the company promoted Zhang Xiang. Many restaurants, coffee shops, and teahouses near the University of Science and Technology are all owned by Zhang Xiang's company. Now, this area is managed by Zhang Xiang. It is equivalent to the manager of a film. Hehehe."

Hearing Sun Li boasting about herself, Zhang Xiang also had a smug look in his eyes, "Xiao Li, don't brag, I am nothing more than a high-level wage earner, not worth mentioning, ha ha."

As he said that, Zhang Xiang couldn't help looking at Lin Yuxi.

Behind the thick lenses, in the narrow pupils, there was a look of amazement and greed, and he stretched out his hand to Lin Yuxi. "Hello, Yuxi, Xiaoli often mentions you in front of me. Today I finally met a real person. Let me get to know you. I'm Zhang Xiang. In the future, if you encounter anything at the Polytechnic Institute, you can call me directly. , I believe that I can handle general troubles for you. Here, I still have some contacts. "

"Oh. Thank you." Lin Yuxi frowned, but did not shake hands with Zhang Xiang.

Lin Yuxi's first impression of Zhang Xiang was not good, she subconsciously leaned towards Ye Chen.

Seeing this posture, Ye Chen knew that Sun Li and his wife were probably going to make trouble today.

But it doesn't matter, the last time Ye Chen completed the task of embarrassing Sun Li, he also got a prize. Today, this pair of dogs and men teamed up to pretend to be aggressive, which will definitely double Ye Chen's harvest!

"Oh, Zhang Xiang, hello. By the way, I think Sun Li looks much better today. That broken jade bracelet was given to her by you, right?" Ye Chen said with a smile. "Fortunately, I told Sun Li to throw away the bracelet, otherwise, she would still be unlucky."

Hearing this, a coldness flashed across Zhang Xiang's eyes, and he finally turned his gaze to Ye Chen.

There was a trace of cruel expression in Zhang Xiang's pupils. "Friend, which pot are you not opening and which pot are you carrying? Haha, you want to provoke the relationship between Xiaoli and me?"

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