Siheyuan: This driver is too arrogant

Chapter 145: Wild boars don’t chew corn and play the art of war! (Please subscribe)

Author: Mingyao Tianhuo

Chapter 145: Wild boars don’t chew corn and play the art of war! (Please subscribe)

Zhai Qingxin was so angry that he howled crazy. After this guy crawled out of the pit, he snatched the trolls from Zhai Qingguo and shot the wild boars running all over the mountains. He was obviously extremely angry!

On the other side, Comrade Zhong Yuemin, a wild boar knight, clamped his legs firmly on the pig's neck, lying on the back of the wild boar, holding the pig's tail firmly with both hands, and was gritting his teeth and blushing, wanting to have a life-and-death duel with the wild boar!

puff!

The wild boar was stuck out his butt, and a ball of white gas visible to the naked eye gushed out, making him cry fall down. When his hand loosened, the wild boar was pushed up his back and knocked him down. Ah, the pig was under, shook his tail, rushed up the hillside like an arrow, and left in the dust!

"Bah!" Zhong Yuemin was almost suffocated by the poisonous gas of the wild boar. He got up from the ground and pulled his sleeves to wipe his face. But the stench became stronger and stronger. He reached out and touched him. He said, "Good guy, there are not only gas but also liquid...

vomit!

Zhong Yuemin lay on the ground and vomited for a dim moment. Liu Weidong and Li Kuiyong held back their smiles and helped him aside. Zhong Yuemin gasped, "Brother Dong, you're good, that pig is a red-haired pig, right? Just look at me and take revenge!"

"Okay, okay, what's the name of you and a wild boar?" Liu Weidong looked at his mushy face and waved his hand, "Go back and wash it quickly! It's like his mother's face."

"Stinky wild boar, wait for me!" Zhong Yuemin walked towards the car while pointing at the wild boar hiding in the Dingzi Trees all over the mountains and cursing!

Wild boar: I want to ride me...bah!

This pig will never be a slave!

After a fierce battle, Zhai Qingguo supported Zhai Qingxin and others back to the truck with a grimace, drinking water, and they no longer had the energy of fighting the wild boar just now. Instead, many people were knocked over by wild boars, and their clothes and pants were torn open by sharp fangs, looking more embarrassed than the other.

"Brother, your level is not good! You didn't catch a pig, but instead made your own people..." Zhai Qingxin took the kettle handed by Liu Weidong, wiped his mouth dry, and complained to Zhai Qingguo.

"Shut up!" Zhai Qingguo glared at him in anger, "It's not that you said you want to dig a hole. Now, the wild boar didn't catch it, but instead he pitted you, the stupid pig!"

"I have been wasting my tricks!" Zhai Qingxin couldn't help but mutter.

"Your pit was dug for yourself!" Everyone laughed at Zhai Qingxin. This guy glared fiercely, scaring everyone so much that they didn't dare to joke anymore.

"Brother Weidong, you are from a big city. You know more and see more. Please help us think of a solution. This wild boar is so good at harming people!"

Zhai Qingguo is now helpless and stares, just waiting for help from foreign aid.

Liu Weidong looked at the cornfield at the foot of the mountain, "Actually, your strategy is right. The mistake is that the organization is not tight. The wild boars will mess up our encirclement, giving them the opportunity to escape in all directions."

"Then Comrade Liu, what you mean..." Little Zhuge Zhai Qingxin spoke again.

"Shut up!" Zhai Qingguo gave him a blank look, "and said, "I'm going to dig another hole?"

"Dig..." He bit his lip, "Dig a hole, bury your big head facing down, and plant your onion backwards!"

"Baby, I won't get a house and untied it for three days!"

Zhai Qingguo followed his cousin's butt and continued to ask Liu Weidong, "Comrade Liu, don't pay attention to him and continue talking."

"There is no good way to deal with wild boars, unless..." Liu Weidong lowered his head and thought, "Set a trap!"

"It's not my trick..." Zhai Qingxin was excited again, "Brother, look, even Comrade Liu agrees with my method..."

"Okay, stop talking, listen to them finish!" Zhai Qingguo glared at him with a harsh look, scaring Zhai Qingxin curled his lips, looking dissatisfied.

"What I said about setting a trap is not simply digging a pit, but..." Liu Weidong called everyone over and briefly explained his method to everyone. Of course, the pit must be dug, otherwise how can I get a pig into the jar? It's just that digging a pit is also knowledgeable!

"We now have five old sleeves and two trolls in our hands. I also have a pistol. We concentrate our firepower, set firepower points at this position, and drive the boar to the vicinity of the trap..."

He held the sorrow straw and drew a simple encirclement on the slightly frozen land. Everyone nodded repeatedly. It was worthy of being from a big city. Look at their way!

"You're just going to dig a hole!" Zhai Qingxin looked proud, and even Comrade Liu recognized my pit digging tactics!

But it made me so awesome!

A fork can help your waist!

"Wild boars can still go down the mountain after being tossed by us?" Zhong Yuemin was full of energy and immediately thought of a question. Liu Weidong looked at Zhai Qingguo. Zhai Qingguo smiled, "The activities of wild boars are usually in the morning and evening, and these tampers are very greedy. As long as I get some tattered apples and throw them into the cornfield, they will definitely come down after smelling it!"

"Can you eat wild boar meat that night?" Zhong Yuemin and Li Kuiyong looked excited!

The villagers of Louzigou Village hate wild boars and the villagers of Louzigou Village. On the one hand, wild boars are harmful to crops, and on the other hand, everyone also wants to beat one or two ends to taste the taste of meat.

Everyone began to set up traps nervously and busy until around three or four o'clock in the afternoon. When the sun was about to set, they saw rustling sounds coming from the hills in the distance. A trailer-exploring pig stared at his little eyes and carefully emerged from the mountain tree bushes and appeared in everyone's sight.

Here comes!

Liu Weidong and Zhai Qingguo looked at each other and immediately ordered everyone to scatter and hide in the forest to avoid being discovered by wild boars down the mountain.

The pathfinder pig ran back with his little tail shaken again. Zhong Yuemin couldn't help it. He was about to pick up the fork in his hand and fight with the wild boar for 300 rounds, but was held down by Liu Weidong.

"Wait a little longer!"

Sure enough, five minutes later, a large group of wild boars rushed out from under the mountain tree. The big and small male and female were hundreds of them. Under the leadership of a pig with two sharp fangs and two sharp fangs on its mouth, he lowered his head and rushed to the cornfield at the foot of the mountain with humming!

"Are you going to beat Brother Dong now?" Zhong Yuemin couldn't control his restless heart again and muttered in a low voice.

"Why do you want to ride a pig again?" Liu Weidong teased, "Although the wild boar is not smart, he is not a fool. Now when he shoots, he will definitely run around like in the morning. Then you won't even catch a pig's hair!"

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"Do not to escape!"

Seeing that the pigs were charging again, Liu Weidong hurriedly pulled Zhong Yuemin over!

Bang!

Almost at the same time, the troll in Zhong Yuemin's hand also rang!

I was so desperate that I was sealed with another chapter, so I couldn’t make up for it! Continue to write, brothers, please give me some full orders and monthly tickets, and beg me!

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