Siheyuan: Started from a blind date and being cut off

"Are you envious? Niu Hong is a pure and good girl with a clean family background. Just like me, her ancestors were all farm laborers. Most of her family members died during the war. Now she is the only one left in the family."

He Yuzhu thought that Li Ye really envied him, so he started to praise Niu Hong vigorously.

Speaking of having a bad mouth, this guy really has a bad mouth.

Forget about bragging about Niu Hong, he also mentioned Niu Hong's family background. Isn't this a mockery of Lou Xiao'e's lack of clean family background in front of Li Ye?

Li Ye actually found it funny. It was not good for He Yuzhu to use someone's background to suppress Lou Xiao'e, but he chose someone with a great background to suppress Lou Xiao'e. It was really hilarious.

Maybe He Yuzhu doesn't know that Niu Hong's ancestor was a traitor, right?

It is estimated that all his family members died in the war years, which is just Niu Hong's theory to whitewash his family.

Somehow, He Yuzhu actually believed it to be true.

Of course, maybe Niu Hong meant that her family members all died fighting for a small life during the war years. This would be very reasonable, but He Yuzhu misunderstood the original meaning.

When a person is immersed in the beautiful world he imagined, don't break his fantasy. Just watch him perform quietly like watching a monkey show in a circus.

Li Ye now adopts such a mentality.

He saw through it without telling it off, quietly watching He Yuzhu's performance, and quietly watching He Yuzhu show off Niu Hong as the 'good wife'.

With a hearty smile on his face, Li Ye took the two wedding candies handed over by Niu Hong and gave He Yuzhu a positive reply: "Master He, the top chef in our hospital, is getting married. I must eat these wedding candies. I

You have to feel happy.

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Let us know when we have decided on a day to hold a banquet, and I promise to come and support it.

I will also convey your original words to Zhang Xiuli and Cheng Industrial, and invite them to join in the celebration."

"Then you must remember to tell them."

He Yuzhu emphasized again, then took Niu Hong's little hand and went home happily.

After He Yuzhu left, Li Ye couldn't hold back anymore and couldn't help laughing.

When Lou Xiao'e saw Li Ye laughing non-stop, she reached over and touched Li Ye's forehead. She wondered if her husband's mind was broken.

"Is it so funny? Why are you so happy when someone else is getting married? It's not you who wants to get married."

Lou Xiao'e gave Li Ye a big roll of her eyes, expressing that she was speechless.

Even if Lou Xiao'e rolled his eyes at him, Li Ye still kept laughing.

No way, who can hold back his laughter when encountering such interesting things?

"Daughter-in-law, I really can't hold back my laughter. This silly column is so interesting. Every time he brings out some surprises.

He came to us and boasted about his new wife's purity, and even boasted about his new wife's innocent family background. It really made me laugh to death.

I guess he hasn't known this new wife long enough and doesn't know anything about her at all.

When we get along for a long time, he will slowly come back to his senses, and it will definitely be very interesting."

Li Ye had already begun to look forward to He Yuzhu's reaction when he belatedly discovered Niu Hong's true family background and past career.

Lou Xiao'e was intrigued by Li Ye's words and asked curiously: "What do you mean? Why did I hear what you just said? I feel like you know his new wife better than Silly Zhu?"

"Don't tell me, I really know his new wife better than Silly Zhu. I already dealt with his new wife half a year ago.

I met his new wife half a year ago, but his new wife has never met me.

You can make a bold guess about what Shazhu's new wife did before, use your imagination, spread your thinking, and make a bold guess."

Li Ye gave it a try and whetted his appetite and asked Lou Xiao'e to guess first.

"Factory girl?"

"The female worker in the cafeteria?"

…

Lou Xiao'e guessed several professions in a row, but Li Ye shook his head every time.

Lou Xiao'e's guess about the profession was still too conservative. The professions she mentioned were basically serious jobs, and she didn't use her imagination to make bold guesses at all.

"Oh! You better tell me, I'm stupid and I can't guess."

After several guesses in a row, Lou Xiaoe became a little discouraged.

Knowing that Lou Xiao'e couldn't guess the answer, Li Ye stopped teasing her and said directly: "Si Zhu's new wife used to be in the half-open door business. What is half-open door? I don't need to explain, right?"

Lou Xiaoe was stunned when she heard this answer.

She never imagined that Niu Hong was in that kind of business.

Of course she knows what a half-opened business means, and a half-opened business is a meat-selling business.

She would never have thought that He Yuzhu would actually marry a woman who sells meat.

She could understand why Li Ye couldn't help laughing just now.

He married a woman who kept the door open and went home to be his daughter-in-law. He actually boasted about his wife's purity in front of outsiders. Not to mention Li Ye couldn't hold back, even she couldn't hold back.

If Li Ye can hold back his laughter until He Yuzhu leaves, he can be regarded as the champion of holding back laughter.

“A new daughter-in-law came to us in a big way and handed out wedding candies, and asked us to notify Xiuli and Shiye to attend his wedding banquet.

I thought he married a good woman after abandoning Xiuli, so he wanted to show off in front of Xiuli, but..."

Lou Xiao'e shook her head and was speechless. She didn't know how to evaluate He Yuzhu, this extremely ridiculous person.

Li Ye added: "By the way, Shazhu's new daughter-in-law is not only pure, her father and grandfather were both traitors.

Her uncle used to raise thugs to force girls into prostitution in the old days.

Six months ago, a relative of Deputy Factory Li's wife fell into Niu Hong's trap and was blackmailed for thousands of dollars.

Deputy Factory Director Li was unwilling to wade into this muddy water, so he entrusted Section Chief Liu and me to help deal with it."

"..."

Lou Xiao'e was even more speechless. After the traitor, the door was ajar, and the buffs were all stacked up.

After a while, the soft-hearted and kind-hearted Lou Xiao'e said: "Silly Zhu seems to be kept in the dark. He doesn't understand this woman at all. Should we remind him?"

"Go home, don't always try to be a good person. Just think about Zhu Zhu's character and temper. If you tell him that his new wife is a chicken.

Do you think he will thank you or hate you? He will only think that you are insulting him.

In this case, why do we do such a thankless task?

Wouldn't it be nice to just quietly be a spectator watching the fun and having fun watching Silly Pillar?

If you think Silly Pillar is miserable, maybe others are enjoying it."

Li Ye dragged Lou Xiao'e back home.

Lou Xiao'e has such a kind-hearted character, and later in the TV series, she was madly sucked by the people in the courtyard.

Being too kind may not always be a good thing.

Lou Xiao'e thought about it carefully and felt that Li Ye's words made some sense.

She was right, she thought He Yuzhu was miserable, and maybe he enjoyed it.

Isn't He Yuzhu's bottomless attempt to please Qin Huairu's family a classic example?

People in the whole courtyard would probably laugh behind their backs that He Yuzhu was a big fool who ignored the golden girl in his prime years and only wanted to help others.

Everyone laughed at He Yuzhu. He Yuzhu himself could say a few words to Qin Huairu every day, and he didn't know how happy he was.

After He Yuzhu and Niu Hong returned home, He Yuzhu asked Niu Hong to stay at his house from now on.

We have already obtained the certificates, and we are now a legal couple. We live in the same place as a matter of course, and no one will make irresponsible remarks.

A lonely man and a widowed woman live together in the same room. He Yuzhu feels that since he has already cooked the rice and married a daughter-in-law, he must enjoy it.

He was drunk that night and couldn't feel anything. He had to experience it today.

Half an hour later...

He Yuzhu sat on the bed and lit a cigarette, with a lifeless expression on his face.

How can I describe the experience with my new daughter-in-law Niu Hong? He Yuzhu personally felt as if there was a hard and astringent raw persimmon stuck in his throat. He had no appetite and was even a little unappetizing. The refreshing feeling of eating delicacies from the mountains and seas was even less.

None.

He was very puzzled. Niu Hong was obviously a perfect body that would bleed on her first night, so why was it as wide as a huge tunnel?

To this, Niu Hong's answer was: "Is it because you are too young?"

Niu Hong would definitely not admit that it was the result of hundreds of thousands of teachings she had received at such a young age.

In He Yuzhu's case, her character is that of an extremely pure girl. Her innocence was insulted by He Yuzhu and she had no choice but to marry He Yuzhu.

If there is a problem, it is He Yuzhu's problem. She, an inexperienced girl, will not have any problems.

Niu Hong's answer shocked He Yuzhu deeply and made him deeply doubt whether he was really not good enough?

This is Niu Hong's spiritual pua for him.

He Yuzhu was very painful to receive such a blow, and he weakly asked Niu Hong another question: "Then why do you have so many red bumps?"

"Maybe I got angry after eating too many chili peppers recently. It's a plum problem. Warts are nothing serious. Eat more and clear water, and you can recover after a while of conditioning."

Niu Hong gave a brand new answer to the disease that she had been infected with after many battles.

He Yuzhu believed it temporarily.

He doesn't believe it and has no choice. He has just received the certificate, can we still get divorced?

Even if he endured the humiliation, he would have to endure it for a year and a half before filing for divorce.

Niu Hong was cooking at home, while He Yuzhu sat on the doorstep of his house and smoked several cigarettes in a row.

He always felt that Niu Hong was wrong, but he couldn't say such things out loud, so he could only smoke cigarettes to relieve the depression in his heart.

"Silly Zhu, you are so happy! Is your wife living at home today?

That's right, after receiving the certificates, the legal couple just needs to hold a banquet.

Look at how lucky you are, your wife will cook for you on the first day she comes to the house, and you can just wait and eat. You are so lucky."

Yan Bugui passed by the middle courtyard and saw He Yuzhu sitting at the door of his house and Niu Hong who was busy in He Yuzhu's house. He couldn't help but sigh like this.

If it was an hour ago, Yan Bugui would have made He Yuzhu very happy if he said this.

But now, He Yuzhu is not happy at all.