Siheyuan: Started from a blind date and being cut off

He Yuzhu's heart-rending screams of pain soon attracted everyone from the entire courtyard to the middle courtyard.

After Li Ye and others arrived at He's house, they found He Yuzhu jumping around the house holding his buttocks, his face was blood red, and his facial features were all twisted together in pain.

There was also a pungent and unpleasant burning smell permeating the house, somewhat similar to the smell of burning garbage.

In addition to the burnt smell, the air was filled with the aroma of barbecue.

So everyone who came to He's house was confused.

How did He Yuzhu manage to smell both smelly and fragrant?

"Silly Zhu, are you working on some new dish at home? Why does it smell like meat but a bit smelly? Your new dish tastes a bit strong."

Yan Jiecheng asked in confusion.

He Yuzhu rubbed his buttocks, gave Yan Jiecheng a white look, and said, "My buttocks are almost cooked, and you still have the guts to make a joke. Go outside and get some cactus and apply it on me when you come back. I'll thank you."

After hearing this, everyone looked in the direction of He Yuzhu's buttocks and found that He Yuzhu's pants had a big hole, and a piece of red flesh could be vaguely seen inside, which was obviously a high-temperature burn.

"Silly Zhu, you are really interesting, burning your own butt at home."

Liu Guangtian joked.

Everyone around couldn't help laughing after hearing this.

I can't help it, He Yuzhu's appearance now is really too funny and funny.

He Yuzhu's face turned red when he heard everyone's laughter, and he retorted: "You fart, who has nothing to do to roast his own butt? I didn't do it myself, it was Widow Qin's son who did it."

After complaining about the good jokes, He Yuzhu had a gloomy face and felt very depressed.

He couldn't figure it out. He was obviously so good to Banggeng, why would Banggeng burn his butt with a red-hot poker?

Just because he and Qin Huairu were holding hands? Is it just such a small problem?

After today's incident, He Yuzhu became a little pessimistic about his future relationship with Qin Huairu.

Banggeng just saw him and Qin Huairu holding hands and already gave him such a harsh warning.

If he really slept with Qin Huairu, maybe Banggeng would really kill him.

While everyone was talking and discussing, the aunt had already cut a piece of cactus from the yard, brought it to He Yuzhu's house, handed it over, shook her head and said, "This Widow Qin's son has really gone too far recently.

He found some hooligans to beat people up and steal things, and now he burned Zhu Zhu's butt.

If we don't care about it, it will really become a disaster."

The eldest mother is a kind-hearted person. Seeing that He Yuzhu's butt is almost cooked, she can't help but feel a little distressed.

After all, she had watched the He Yuzhu brothers and sisters grow up, and she had no children, so she had some feelings for the He Yuzhu brothers and sisters.

Li Ye shook his head slightly after hearing what Auntie said. He said that it was true that Auntie was a good person, but she really had a bad way of looking at people.

BangGeng is about to turn into a disaster? Does it still need to change? This kid is already a disaster.

Watching He Yuzhu take off his pants, leaving only a pair of underwear, and then smearing the burned piece of meat with cactus juice, Li Ye suddenly remembered another TV series called "Home Cooking" that he had watched before traveling through time.

Liu Hongchang, the protagonist in Home Cooking, was fed an unfamiliar white-eyed wolf and burned his buttocks with a kettle lid.

Today, He Yuzhu was fed an unfamiliar white-eyed wolf stick and burned his buttocks with a poker. How similar is it?

Of course, if you look deeper, there are still differences between the two.

Liu Hongchang is a truly good person, and He Yuzhu is a bastard who occasionally does a few good things, but most of the time he only does messy things.

So Li Ye sympathizes with Liu Hongchang, but will never sympathize with He Yuzhu.

Isn't it just He Yuzhu who got used to being like this? If his butt was burned by Bangeng, it can only be regarded as He Yuzhu's own suffering.

Looking at He Yuzhu who was smearing his butt, Li Ye said to him: "Banggeng has permed you to look like this, so you just apply it at home with cactus and it's done? Go to the hospital and let Widow Qin and Mrs. Jia Zhang

Pay medical bills.

If you burn someone, it will take a long time to get out of the hospital, but you can send the stick to a juvenile detention center."

He Yuzhu showed a somewhat bitter smile and sighed: "Forget it, Bangge has some misunderstanding about me, I understand him.

If I were him, I wouldn't be able to bear this kind of thing.

I won’t go to the hospital. If I go to the hospital, Sister Qin will have to pay for the medical expenses.

After Jia Dongxu died, her family couldn't open the pot. If she was asked to pay for the medical expenses, her life would soon be unbearable.

It’s even more unacceptable to send Bangge to a juvenile detention center. How sad will Sister Qin and Aunt Zhang be if they send their children to a juvenile detention center?”

Li Ye shook his head and only commented: "You are such a bad person, you don't have a clear mind."

This kind of person really doesn't deserve sympathy.

Li Ye had already provided him with a suggestion to help him regain his breath, but he didn't listen at all. He was actually still making excuses for scalding his dick. There was no bottom line for licking the widow. He really deserved to freeze to death.

Bridge hole.

Since He Yuzhu himself no longer held Banggeng accountable, and the elders in the courtyard had no room to show their talents, everyone dispersed after watching the fun and went back to their homes.

"The Romance of Fairy Wood"

On the way back to the backyard, Lou Xiao'e said in confusion: "Husband, why do you think Shazhu is so stupid?

He was so seriously injured by the stick that he refused to go to the hospital because he was worried that Qin Huairu would spend money. It was really a joke.

He was an injured person, and he was actually afraid of injuring him and spending money on it. I was speechless.

I don't feel that Qin Huairu's family is poor at all. When I go shopping for groceries in the morning, I sometimes run into Jia Zhang, who doesn't save money at all."

Lou Xiao'e has seen such a strange thing for the first time in her life.

The more she got to know He Yuzhu, the more she felt that she had made the right choice by not believing what the deaf old lady and Yi Zhonghai said and ignoring He Yuzhu.

Marrying such a fool will ruin your life.

"Si Zhu is such a good person. He likes Qin Huairu, so he gives without any bottom line in front of Qin Huairu.

Banggen is Qin Huairu’s son, and he must be tolerant towards Banggen.”

Li Ye didn't find it strange at all.

This is in line with He Yuzhu's consistent character. Isn't this the kind of person this guy is?

"No woman with any ambition would fall in love with him like this.

Besides, Banggeng dares to treat him like this now, even if he can catch up with Qin Huairu and marry Qin Huairu, he probably won’t be happy."

Lou Xiao'e said again.

Li Ye nodded appreciatively. She was indeed a strong woman who would dominate the world more than ten years later. She was still very accurate in judging people and things.

Indeed, as Lou Xiao'e said, He Yuzhu adopted such a humble attitude to please Qin Huairu and Bang Gang, and ended up marrying Qin Huairu with no good end.

Li Ye heard that there was a version where He Yuzhu lost his usefulness due to his old age and was driven to live in a bridge cave by Bang Gang. He was frozen to death in the bridge cave in winter.

It’s hard to say whether this ending is true or false, but even if it is false, He Yuzhu did not freeze to death in the bridge hole, but his old age will definitely be difficult.

"Okay, let's not worry about Silly Zhu, it's his business to do whatever he likes.

He obviously had a lot of good cards in his hand, and he became the canteen chef of the steel rolling mill at the age of 25 or 6.

As long as you correct some bad breath problems, you can marry a good wife at any time and live a happy life with a wife and children.

He had to get involved with the widow, and he asked for it.

Also, you think he is stupid and pitiful, but he doesn’t think so himself.

He doesn't know how happy he is to be able to interact with Qin Huairu every day."

Li Ye said to Lou Xiao'e.

Lou Xiao'e is good at everything, but she is too kind-hearted, so she easily suffers!

…

At Jia's house in the middle courtyard, Qin Huairu glanced outside the house a few times and saw that everyone had dispersed and no one came to knock on the door at Jia's house. She breathed a sigh of relief: "Zhu Zhu should not hold Bang Gang responsible. It's really

Fortunately, otherwise, our family would have incurred another medical expense."

"He had the guts to come to my house to ask for medical expenses, and I didn't even settle the score with him when he touched my Jia family's daughter-in-law.

If he didn't come to ask for money, it would be a good idea for him. If he did come, I would definitely beat him out with a broom."

Jia Zhang, who was sitting on the kang and picking up the soles of her shoes, said coldly.

Originally, Qin Huairu thought that after the others had dispersed, Banggeng would compensate He Yuzhu, so that He Yuzhu could feel better.

Judging from Jia Zhang's and Bang Gang's reactions, she didn't dare to move.

If she had irritated BangGeng in the past, BangGeng might do something even crazier, and then the trouble would be even greater.

She was really worried that the long-term meal ticket she had cultivated with great difficulty would be lost in such a commotion due to a bad comment.

It is really difficult to support the family with her salary of 17.5 yuan a month.

Both Jia Zhang and Bang Gang only want to be happy for a while.

When the family needs money, he knows how to ask her to borrow money from He Yuzhu.

He Yuzhu did something wrong, and they continued to destroy the relationship between He Yuzhu and his family.

Qin Huairu felt that it was really tiring to be stuck between the Jia family and He Yuzhu. Both sides needed to be considered and both sides had to be taken into account.

Seeing Mrs. Jia Zhang and Bang Gang sitting on the kang, talking and laughing, Qin Huairu could only sigh.

…

Next door to He Yuzhu's house, Xu Damao knocked lightly on the window of He's house a few times and shouted into the house: "Silly Zhu, open the door. I have something very important to tell you."

After applying cactus juice, the pain in He Yuzhu's butt was no longer as severe as before, but it was still burning.

He felt that Xu Damao must have heard the news of his butt being burned somewhere and deliberately made fun of him, so he said impatiently: "Go, don't open the door, I don't want to see you."

"It's really an emergency, please open the door quickly."

Xu Damao urged.

He Yuzhu felt that Xu Damao was very annoying, so he went out with a rolling pin, preparing to blow away the annoying fly Xu Damao.

If Xu Damao dared to laugh at his ass, he would definitely give Xu Damao a stick.

The result was somewhat beyond He Yuzhu's expectation. Xu Damao seemed to have just come back from outside. He had not heard about the burnt buttocks and did not mention his buttocks at all.

Xu Damao didn't come here to laugh at him.

As soon as the door of the He family opened, Xu Damao ran to He Yuzhu and knelt down: "Master He, I was wrong. I shouldn't have gone against you, and I shouldn't have attacked Qin Huairu.

Your Excellency, please forgive me. From now on, we will be safe and live our own lives, and no one should provoke anyone else. Do you think so?"

Xu Damao and He Yuzhu have been fighting for more than ten or twenty years, and they have always been dissatisfied with each other.

Both of them want to outdo each other and compete for first place in everything.

Xu Damao knelt on the ground and gave up. He Yuzhu felt an unparalleled sense of accomplishment, feeling that he had won the final victory in this battle that lasted more than ten years.

"Hey! Now that you are kneeling in front of me, I will forgive you.

Just be a more honest person from now on. As long as you are honest and don't mess with me, I will never touch you."

He Yuzhu felt very happy and Luo Luo said generously.

He felt that his recent actions must have frightened Xu Damao.

Xu Damao's movie projectionist lost all his fat and had no choice but to clean toilets.

Xu Damao was already afraid of him and begged him to let him go.

Coincidentally, he was a person who was relatively easy to satisfy. With a wave of his hand, he agreed to let Xu Damao go.

Xu Damao was forgiven by He Yuzhu, and he immediately stood up, gave a thumbs up and praised: "Master He, you are really like this, I know you are a generous person, you will definitely forgive me.

All in all, I am completely convinced by you.

Let's do it this way. I'll be the host today and prepare some food and wine outside for you to have a meal. How about it as a hangover for us?"

He Yuzhu's buttocks were in burning pain, but he couldn't bear to go to the hospital. He just thought about finding a bottle of wine to drink, so that he would get drunk and the pain would go away after a sleep.

Unfortunately, there was no wine at home, so Xu Damao came to our door and said that a banquet was prepared.

He Yuzhu hesitated for a moment, feeling that he could not refuse Xu Damao.

He knelt down again and prepared a drink and a hangover. Why didn't he give him face? If he refused, wouldn't it be equivalent to slapping Xu Damao in the face?

"Since you are so sensible, I must give you face. You wait for me outside, and I will go in and change my pants."

He Yuzhu said.

"Okay, I'll wait for you."

Xu Damao watched He Yuzhu return to the house, a trace of ruthlessness flashed in his eyes.

After waiting for about a few minutes, He Yuzhu changed his pants, and Xu Damao took him to a restaurant.

Niu Hong and Niu Hong, the two men who hung up Bang Ge's torn shoes last time, were also there. They were both called by Xu Damao.

Xu Damao had only one purpose in calling them here. The four of them were together today and they had to get He Yuzhu drunk.

He Yuzhu is a person who is easily distracted, and Xu Damao has already given in. He Yuzhu is very proud of himself, and Xu Damao's ability to persuade people to drink at the wine table is top-notch, making He Yuzhu drink cup after cup.

After several hours of eating this meal, Xu Damao and Niu Hong worked together with the other two Ma Zai to finally get He Yuzhu drunk.

He Yuzhu was happy when he was drinking. He was enjoying the flattery of Xu Damao, his lifelong enemy, and he was able to use alcohol to numb himself and relieve the pain in his butt. It could be said that he killed two birds with one stone.

But when he sobers up, he will regret for the rest of his life that he had a drink with Xu Damao today.

Because when he sobered up the next day, he found himself in a strange room, with a naked woman lying next to him.

He Yuzhu was instantly frightened and broke into a cold sweat.

That grandson of Xu Damao actually deceived him!