Siheyuan: Started from a blind date and being cut off

Everyone was very happy when they first heard that He Yuzhu was willing to return the new year's money.

If He Yuzhu has a bad mouth, he has a bad mouth, as long as he can get his money back.

After all, none of us are from a wealthy family, and two yuan is a lot. For those with a small family, it can cover food expenses for several days.

They never expected that He Yuzhu was playing a word game with them.

The prerequisite for returning the New Year's money is that they have to kneel down and kowtow three times like Bangge and Xiaodang did this morning.

Everyone present felt greatly insulted!

Isn't this a clear insult? Just let the child kneel down and kowtow, and no one will gossip. After all, he is a child.

As adults, we all have a sense of shame and want to lose face. How could we kneel down and kowtow to He Yuzhu for a dollar?

"Laojiu, grandson, you come here to kowtow in front of me, why are you standing there in a daze?

Anyone who wants to get back the New Year's money should kneel down and kowtow in front of me. I won't refuse anyone who comes, and I will give you money as long as you dare to kowtow.

After all, Bangge and Xiaodang can’t knock their heads off for you this morning in vain, can they? You have to return them.”

He Yuzhu continued to wave provocatively, calling Xu Damao and Yan Bugui to come and kowtow in front of him.

Xu Damao was not short of two dollars. He would definitely not kowtow in front of He Yuzhu just for two dollars. If he did this, he would be laughed at by He Yuzhu for the rest of his life.

Yan Bugui was equally unwilling. He was not rich, but he prided himself on being a scholar and had some integrity. No matter how stingy he was, he couldn't kowtow for two dollars.

"Silly Zhu, you are being unreasonable and unreasonable."

Yan Bugui was so angry that the hand he pointed at He Yuzhu was trembling.

"Third uncle, why am I not being reasonable? I am obviously very reasonable.

Bangge and Xiaodang kowtow to you, and you give them lucky money.

If you kowtow to me, I will give you lucky money. This is very reasonable.

I put my words here today. If you don’t kowtow, you won’t be able to get back this new year’s money.”

He Yuzhu curled his lips and didn't care about Yan Bugui's accusation at all.

He just knew that no one would kneel down and kowtow to him, and he didn't need to pay a penny today, so he dared to be so unscrupulous.

"The courtyard is so lively!"

Lou Xiao'e sighed.

Lou Xiaoe and Li Ye have returned to the courtyard.

Seeing everyone gathered around He Yuzhu asking for lucky money, Li Ye found it interesting. He handed the linen bag to Lou Xiao'e and said, "Daughter-in-law, take the sweet potatoes home first, and then come out to watch the show."

Lou Xiao'e knew as soon as she heard this that Li Ye was going to cause trouble.

No matter what Li Ye did, she had to support him. She quickly pushed the bicycle and took the linen bag home, put everything away, and came out to watch the show.

Li Ye glanced at He Yuzhu, who was sitting unscrupulously in the middle of the crowd, smiled coldly, turned around and walked out of the courtyard, entered the alley, knocked on doors, and borrowed children from nearby people to act in plays, and the appearance fee was ten cents each.

Li Ye has lived nearby for several years, and everyone has met each other on a regular basis.

I heard that Li Ye wanted to lend his children to act in a play, and each child was given a dime as an appearance fee, but the parents did not refuse.

After wandering around the nearby alley and the yard next door, Li Ye found fifty young actors, gathered them together, gave them a speech, and then led them back to the courtyard in a mighty manner.

Now Li Ye is followed by fifty boy scouts. He is definitely the king of children, full of domineering attitude.

Fifty children filed in and crowded into the middle courtyard, almost filling the entire public area of ​​the middle courtyard.

Li Ye pointed to He Yuzhu who was sitting in the middle of the crowd and shouted to the children: "Come on, children, kneel down and kowtow, and say what I just taught you."

Fifty children lined up in many rows and knelt down in front of He Yuzhu, kowtowing and shouting: "Uncle Yuzhu,

Shu Yuzhu, please give me lucky money. One yuan less, two yuan less, three yuan or four yuan is just right. If you don’t give it to me, you won’t get a wife.”

Fifty children chanted this phrase together, and the scene was quite spectacular.

Every onlooker present was stunned.

He Yuzhu was the most surprised.

The picture in front of him gave him a sense of who I was, where I was, and what the situation was.

Why do so many children suddenly appear to kowtow to him, and why do they say that if he doesn't give him new year's money, he won't be able to get a wife? This is all nonsense.

He Yuzhu was almost mad to death.

Lou Xiao'e had just returned home and put away her things. When she rushed to the central courtyard, she saw this lively drama. She knew it was the work of her husband at the first sight.

After the children kowtowed three times, Li Ye came to the confused He Yuzhu and asked jokingly: "Silly Zhu, didn't you just say that no one will be refused today? As long as everyone dares to kowtow, you dare to give them lucky money.

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I found fifty children from several nearby yards and alleys to kowtow to you. I gave you enough face, right?

I'm telling you, this morning you started with Bangeng and Xiaodang to ask for New Year's money from others. If you dare to give a few cents to perfunctory things, don't blame me for getting mad."

"I……"

He Yuzhu was already dumbfounded. He didn't expect that someone would do this to him.

These are fifty children! For one dollar per child, he has to pay fifty dollars.

It can be said that after he paid fifty yuan, the two months' salary that Zhang Xiuli returned to him last time was basically spent, and he became a pauper again.

Since He Yuzhu's act of bringing Bang Gang and Xiao Dang to ask for pocket money today caused public outrage in the yard, the surrounding residents felt very happy when they saw this scene, waiting to see He Yuzhu's joke.

"Silly Zhu, if you and the son of Widow Qin's family ask us for New Year's money, we have to give it to you. Now these kids want New Year's money for you. If you dare not to give it, let alone Li Ye, I will go crazy."

"If you dare to bully a group of children by not giving them lucky money, we will help these children seek justice today."

Xu Damao was even more direct, just saying: "Silly Zhu, Geneva, give me the money."

To be honest, for Xu Damao, he didn't care too much whether he could get back the two yuan of new year's money. What he wanted was to let out a sigh of relief.

Li Ye's actions just gave him some relief, and he must support him vigorously.

He Yuzhu finally realized how others felt when he took Banggan and Xiaodang to ask for lucky money this morning.

"It's not that I don't want to give, the main thing is that I don't have that much change. Look, fifty children, one yuan each, where can I get fifty one yuan in a while?"

He Yuzhu was in trouble, his face was very ugly, he didn't want to spend the fifty yuan at all, and started to find excuses to cheat.

"Xiao'e, I just asked you to take out all the change at home, did you take it out?"

Li Ye turned around and asked Lou Xiao'e.

"I've brought them all, thirty pieces of loose money worth one yuan."

Lou Xiao'e replied with a smile.

After taking the thirty yuan that Lou Xiao'e brought, Li Ye took out the remaining twenty-two one yuan bills that he had exchanged with He Yuzhu this morning from his pocket.

"Silly Zhu, open your eyes and take a good look. Xiao'e and I have a total of fifty-two yuan in change.

There are fifty children here in total, and there are two yuan extra.

You don't have any change, right? It doesn't matter, take out your money and I'll exchange it with you.

Once the exchange is complete, can't you just give the children new year's money?

I'm warning you, if you don't change, you're going to cheat, and if you cheat, don't blame everyone for getting mad."

Li Ye's combination of punches knocked He Yuzhu unconscious.

Why does this routine and technique feel so familiar?

He Yuzhu recalled that he had used exactly the same trick on Li Ye at Li Ye's house this morning.

At that time, Li Ye claimed that he had no change. He immediately showed up and forced Li Ye to exchange large denominations for his change, and then forced Li Ye to use the change to give Bang Gang and Xiao Dang lucky money.

He Yuzhu would never have imagined that ten hours later, Li Ye would use the same tricks on him.

The corners of He Yuzhu's mouth twitched a few times, and he was angry but couldn't vent it out.

He was completely controlled by Li Ye.

If he dares to cheat, the people who gave New Year's money to Banggan and Xiaodang this morning will definitely not let him off easily.

"Silly Zhu, why are you so stunned? Your problem of not having any change has been solved. Come and exchange it with Li Ye.

Once you've finished changing them, you'll have change to give your children new year's money."

Xu Damao urged.

"Grandson, do I need your teaching? Do you think I am you and can't bear to give up two dollars? Just change it, wait, I will go home and get the money."

He Yuzhu bit the bullet and went home to collect the two months' salary that Zhang Xiuli had previously refunded to him.

He used the nearly 70 yuan to buy some things for Banggeng, but now he only has more than 50 yuan left.

After spending all the fifty-plus money to distribute the new year's money, he will be left as a pauper until the next salary payment.

The key is that he has to pay for it. Li Ye uses his own tricks to deal with him, so he has no room for cheating.

If he is cheating, then what does the New Year's money he asked for this morning with Bangge and Xiaodang count? The person who gave the money is not allowed to tear down his home.

He Yuzhu put on an ugly bitter face and came out of the house holding fifty yuan, and reluctantly handed the money into Li Ye's hand.

He had memorized what Li Ye had done today. When he found the opportunity, he would beat Li Ye to death.

Li Ye took the five and ten banknotes from He Yuzhu and looked at them carefully to make sure they were not the three he gave him this morning. Then he accepted them with satisfaction and put the money in his pocket.

Li Ye did not give the fifty yuan change directly to He Yuzhu: "Silly Zhu, this fifty yuan change is no longer yours. I gave it to you. Do you have any objection?"

"Sure, go ahead and send it."

He Yuzhu didn't care, it didn't matter, it was the same whether he was doing it or whether Li Ye was doing it.

Li Ye counted eight out of the fifty one-dollar cards and said to everyone: "This morning, Silly Zhu and his two children asked me and Xiao'e for eight yuan as a lucky gift. We took back these eight yuan.

,Do you have any objections?"

He Yuzhu was stunned, and everyone present was also stunned.

What's going on? Didn't we agree that this fifty yuan is the new year's money for fifty children? Why did Li Ye take out eight yuan and put it in his own pocket?

When everyone was puzzled, Li Ye said again: "I have already calculated it. There are more than 20 households in the yard, excluding a few lonely households such as the deaf old lady, Silly Zhu, and the Jia family did not give any new year's money.

Silly Zhu and his two children collected a total of 42 yuan in lucky money this morning.

Eight of the forty-two yuan belong to me and Xiao'e. Third uncle, these thirty-four yuan belong to you. Please return the New Year's money to everyone."

After hearing this, everyone reacted.

It turns out that Li Ye is helping everyone get back the New Year's money they took out this morning.

Li Ye is a good person. After everyone reacted, they quickly said thank you to Li Ye.

Yan Bugui was even more happy. He took the thirty-four yuan given by Li Ye, first put his two yuan in his pocket, and then returned the remaining thirty-two yuan to the person who paid for the new year's money this morning.

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A few minutes later, everyone got their lucky money back.

He Yuzhu was stunned, shocked and angry!

"Li, this fifty yuan is the New Year's money I gave to my children. How can you share it with everyone?

Do you have a conscience? You even cheated on your children’s New Year’s money. You are really a cold-hearted and bad person.”

He Yuzhu angrily scolded Li Ye.

Li Ye walked to a child and squatted down, and said to the child: "Children, tell him what you are here for."

"We are here to act as young actors, and the appearance fee is 10 cents each."

The child said loudly.

Li Ye looked at He Yuzhu and said: "Silly Zhu, did you hear that? They are all young actors I found. We have agreed that each of them will have a ten cent appearance fee.

Before coming here, I made it clear to their parents that I don’t have the money to deal with kids.”

Li Ye had already divided 42 yuan of the fifty yuan change with everyone, and the remaining eight yuan was the reward for these children.

Li Ye still went to Yan Bugui, handed him the eight yuan, and said to him: "Third uncle, you have to work hard to handle this matter.

You have to run around the yard and exchange fifty yuan with everyone to pay the children. Five yuan was used here.

The remaining three yuan and one yuan will be used as payment for your hard work, and the remaining two yuan can be used to buy some snacks and share them with the children."

Yan Bugui could not stop laughing.

He has at least a dozen 10-cent ones at home, and the remaining dozens can be exchanged for just asking around the yard, and it doesn't take much time.

With such a small amount of work, you can earn one yuan in hard-earned money, which means you have enough fuel and water.

Sure enough, his strategy of befriending Li Ye during this period was correct. Anyone can do this kind of lucrative job, but Li Ye chose him. This is the best proof of taking care of him.

In addition, in addition to the one dollar of hard work that he can earn, he can also squeeze out some profit from the two dollars of snack money.

"It's not difficult to exchange fifty cents, but it's troublesome to take the children to buy snacks. Well, my family happened to buy some snacks such as peanuts and melon seeds for the Chinese New Year.

I just accepted the two yuan, and I asked the third aunt to take out the snacks at home and share them with the children, should that be okay?"

Yan Bugui was in a good mood, counting the gains in his mind, already feeling like he was winning.

"Of course, it's up to you. Just watch and deal with it."

Li Ye didn't know what Yan Bugui was planning, he wanted to make a few more cents.

Li Ye doesn't care much about this, as long as Yanbu Gui doesn't charge the children's appearance fee.

Let Yan Bugui take advantage of the rest, let him make a small profit, and he will be on his side only if something happens in the backyard.

Anyway, these small profits don't need to be paid out of Li Ye's own pocket. They are all He Yuzhu's money, so I don't feel bad.

Just like that, Yan Bugui exchanged ten cents for change in the yard.

The third aunt filled a pot of peanuts and melon seeds in a big pot at home, moved a small chair and sat at the gate of the courtyard. Fifty children lined up to go out one by one to receive the 10 cent appearance fee + one cent given by the third aunt.

A small spoonful of peanuts and melon seeds.

It's true that Yan Bugui and the third aunt won, but the Yan family's children were unhappy.

These peanuts and melon seeds belong to them! The three aunts gave them all to the children. With Yan Bugui’s stingy nature, he would definitely say that the Spring Festival has passed and there is no reason to buy any more snacks. Wait until next year’s Chinese New Year to buy them.

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In other words, they ate less snacks during the Chinese New Year this year.

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In the middle courtyard, Jia Zhang and Qin Huairu breathed a sigh of relief when they heard that it was quiet outside.

Just now they were lying on the kang in fear, fearing that someone would knock on the door and ask for their New Year's money back.

Now that it is safe, He Yuzhu paid everyone back the money out of his own pocket.

After the crisis was over, Jia Zhang complained to Qin Huairu: "This silly Zhu is really stupid. That's a full fifty yuan. Isn't it good to give it to us? He actually gave it to the living bandits.

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If it were me, I would lie still on the ground and not pay, just to see what those people could do to me."

He Yuzhu is so stupid, Jia Zhang has already regarded He Yuzhu's family wealth as her own.

She just heard that He Yuzhu took out fifty yuan, and her heart ached like a knife.

How many bottles of painkillers can be bought with fifty yuan? Enough for her to take for several years.

Qin Huairu knew that Mrs. Jia Zhang was just standing and talking to avoid pain in her back, so she did not answer the conversation.

At He Yuzhu's house next door, He Yuzhu was also complaining to Yi Zhonghai: "Master, what Aunt Zhang said is absolutely right. That bastard named Li in the backyard is really a bandit, and he actually played such tricks on me.

I found fifty children to lie to me, saying it was New Year's money for the children, but he ended up sharing the money with everyone.

The third uncle is also a good-for-nothing, so why don't you just give him a dollar to earn money? He runs errands for Li like a pug.

Mud, the more I think about it, the angrier I get. I dragged that bastard out of the house and beat him up, but it still doesn’t relieve the anger in my heart. I’m going to the backyard to find him.”

As he talked, He Yuzhu got a little carried away and wanted to go to the backyard to settle the score with Li Ye.

Yi Zhonghai hurriedly stopped him and said: "You are stupid. Just now Li Ye helped everyone with the New Year's money, and everyone in the courtyard is now grateful to Li Ye. If you go to trouble Li Ye at this time, I can't even protect you."

Li Ye's prestige is now at its peak, and everyone is grateful to Li Ye.

Is He Yuzhu a man who can fight well and win the whole yard?

At this juncture, what is the difference between seeking trouble for Li Ye and seeking death? Only a brainless fool like He Yuzhu could do such an impulsive thing.