Siheyuan: Started from a blind date and being cut off

After He Yuzhu led Banggan and Xiaodang to the backyard, the first person he paid attention to was his old enemy Xu Damao.

He Yuzhu got a broken saw from somewhere, inserted the saw into the gap of the door, fiddled with it, and the door opened.

Xu Damao didn't wake up from his sleep. Bang Gang and Xiao Dang rushed in, knelt down in front of Xu Damao's bed, and shouted loudly: "Uncle Damao, Uncle Damao, please give me the lucky money, one yuan less, two yuan less, three yuan less."

Four yuan is just right, if you don't give it to your wife, you won't be able to hold it."

Xu Damao was so frightened that he jumped out of bed, thinking that there was a burglar in his home.

When he saw Banggan and Xiaodang kneeling in front of the bed, he breathed a sigh of relief again.

After Bangge and Xiaodang finished shouting what they just said, they started knocking their heads three times and banging the bowl, and kept repeating what they just said.

Xu Damao was so angry that he wanted to curse. Is there anyone who wants New Year's money so much? If you don't give it to your wife, you won't be able to hold her. Is this a New Year's greeting or a curse?

If it weren't for the fact that today is the first day of the Lunar New Year and Banggeng and Xiaodang are two children, he would definitely get angry.

"What a damn bad luck! Gungun, don't let me see you again today."

Xu Damao took out two dollars from under his pillow and threw it on the ground, then impatiently drove away the sticks and dang.

Banggan and Xiaodang picked up the money on the ground and left Xu Damao's house happily.

Xu Damao was lying alone on the bed and was so angry that he smashed the bed with his hands. It was really unlucky.

Last night on New Year's Eve, the fierce fighting at Li Ye's house next door made him unable to sleep. He scolded Li Ye all night long, and he didn't fall asleep until four or five o'clock.

After barely sleeping for a few hours, Bang Gang and Xiao Dang rushed in and said that he couldn't get a wife and that he was ready to kill others.

After praying to Xu Damao's family, it was Liu Haizhong's turn.

He Yuzhu's bangs were also pinched, so he could only pay for them out of face.

In the end, only Li Ye's family was left in the whole yard.

The door to Li Ye's house was not open, so He Yuzhu resorted to his old trick of using a saw to pry open the door.

After prying the door open, He Yuzhu said to Banggeng: "Banggeng, you have to change your New Year's greetings. Just say Uncle Ye, Uncle Ziye, Aunt Xiao'e, Aunt Xiao'e. If you don't give it to me, you don't want it."

I can't hold it.

No matter how much this grandson usually hates you, once he hears this, he will definitely pay you.

By the way, this grandson is rich, remember to raise the New Year's money higher.

If he doesn't give enough, you and Xiaodang will say that he can't hold the child."

Li Ye must be punished once and for all, and this kid's blood must be spared. Who made this kid rich and offended him again?

Today is the first day of the Lunar New Year, and everyone wants to be lucky.

Faced with the blessing that he would not be able to have a child without giving him lucky money, Li Ye would definitely spend money to buy good luck.

After the door opened, Banggan and Xiaodang rushed into Li Ye's house and went straight to the bedroom. Just like they did at Xu Damao's house, they knelt in front of the bed and knocked on the bowl while shouting: "Three yuan less, four yuan less, five yuan six yuan just now."

Okay. Uncle Ye Zi, Uncle Zi Ye, Aunt Xiao'e, Aunt Xiao'e. If you don't give it to me, you won't be able to hold the child."

Lou Xiao'e and Li Ye didn't have any relatives to visit, so they slept in late on New Year's Day and planned to visit Lou Xiao'e's house at noon.

As a result, Banggan and Xiaodang rushed in early in the morning and disturbed Qingmeng.

Lou Xiaoe was very puzzled. The door to the house was locked. How did Banggan and Xiaodang get in?

Also, who taught you the phrase about asking for lucky money just now?

Is there anyone who wants lucky money so much? You are really unqualified.

She and Li Ye were newlyweds, and today was the first day of the Lunar New Year. She came to the door and cursed them for not being able to have a child. This was something only people without great virtue could do.

"Okay, okay, okay, stop knocking, I'll give you the lucky money."

After all, Lou Xiao'e is a lady of the family, she is generous, and she is not as knowledgeable as the two children. She is preparing to find money to send these two children away.

Li Ye saw Lou Xiao'e's hand that was handing money to Banggeng and grabbed it, and asked Banggeng again: "Banggeng, how much new year's money did you just ask for?"

"Three yuan is less, four yuan is less, five yuan or six yuan is just right, you can give it as you see fit, anyway, if you don't give it to me, you won't be able to hold the child."

As soon as Li Ye heard this, he knew whose handiwork it was, and he guessed that He Yuzhu was hiding outside the house and laughing.

In fact, Li Ye guessed correctly. He Yuzhu was indeed hiding outside the house with his ear against the wall, eavesdropping and laughing.

Relieve your anger! Today I finally dealt with Li Ye hard through Bang Gang and Xiao Dang. He Yuzhu has already started to sneer.

Li Ye said to Lou Xiao'e: "Did you hear that? The child wants three yuan, four yuan, five yuan, and six yuan. You only give one yuan, do you want to hold the child? I'll give it to you."

One person must give four yuan, and the two fours add up to eight. Eight, eight, eight, send it, send it, just for good intentions."

Bangge smiled happily.

He didn't care what good intentions Li Ye had, he only knew that the more Li Ye gave him, the happier he would be.

When he gets home, he will let Jia Zhang and Qin Huairu use the money given by Li Ye to buy delicious food and drink.

When eating and drinking, it's like eating Li Ye's flesh and drinking Li Ye's blood. Thinking about it makes you feel relieved.

Li Ye took out a ten-dollar bill and said distressedly: "Oh, no, I can't make up eight yuan from the loose change at home. They are all ten yuan. What should I do?"

Bangge, why don't you and your sister just take the two dollars Aunt Xiao'e gave you?

It's very interesting for you two to give each of you one yuan, but I don't have any extra change, so I can't give you four yuan each."

"Three yuan is less, four yuan is less, five yuan or six yuan is just right. If you don't give me the child, you won't be able to hold it."

Of course Bangge didn't agree, so he repeated this sentence again.

We agreed to give him four yuan, but even if he was short of a dime, he would kneel here and not leave. He had to let Li Ye give him enough money.

He Yuzhu, who was eavesdropping with his ear against the wall outside the house, refused to do anything even after hearing it.

Just give me two yuan, no, this is impossible, he won't agree.

He came to drain Li Ye's blood today, but he only paid two yuan and didn't drain out any blood. At most, he lost some skin.

He Yuzhu entered the house, walked to the bedroom door of Li Ye's house, and said, "It's okay, you don't have any extra change. I have it here, and I can exchange it with you.

You exchange your ten yuan for my change. After the exchange, can't you give four yuan to each of the two children?"

He Yuzhu showed up as expected, and Li Ye couldn't help but laugh and said: "Silly Zhu, it is indeed your handiwork! Did you teach Bangge and Xiaodang the words they shouted just now? You are really capable."

He Yuzhu didn't seem to hear the dissatisfaction in Li Ye's words, and even felt smug about the success of the plan. He felt good about himself and said: "Well, how can you make money with your children if you don't have a good idea?

You just promised to give these two children four yuan each. You can't break your promise to these two children on New Year's Day.

Come on, change the money, I have plenty of change here."

He Yuzhu took out a handful of change, which was the result of running around with Banggan and Xiaodang all morning.

"Silly Zhu, do you really want to change? Don't regret it!"

Li Ye asked.

"What do I regret? I raised two children to earn pocket money to support my family.

It's up to you, do you regret it or do you want to break your promise?

Do you want to treat what you just said as fart and just give the child two yuan to get through it?"

He Yuzhu was aggressive and forced Li Ye to change money quickly.

Li Ye looked helpless, sighed, and said softly: "Okay, I will definitely do what I said.

By the way, Silly Zhu, I see you have quite a lot of change in your hand.

Why don't you help me change all the thirty yuan into change? I have to go to Xiao'e's house at noon. If I meet the child, I have to give him lucky money.

You just change it for me, so I don't have to find someone else to change it."

With that said, Li Ye took out three ten-dollar bills and asked He Yuzhu to exchange them for thirty one-dollar bills.

He Yuzhu thought for a while and felt that they were all the same. Thirty pieces of one dollar and three pieces of ten yuan were both worth thirty yuan. There was no difference.

Moreover, after giving the change to Li Ye, Li Ye could no longer default on the bill and had to give Banggeng eight yuan.

So the money had to be exchanged! He had to exchange for anything, and he absolutely couldn't miss the opportunity to shed Li Ye's blood.

"Hey, what's this? I have exactly thirty pieces of one dollar here. I've given them to you. Just click on them."

He Yuzhu immediately handed over a handful of money and exchanged it with Li Ye.

After counting, Li Ye found that these were indeed thirty pieces of one dollar, which was correct.

So he ordered eight cards, put four in the stick bowl, and the other four in the small bowl.

"Banggen Xiaodang, please hurry up and thank you Uncle Li Ye and Aunt Xiao'e. They are the most generous people to you today."

The plan was a complete success and He Yuzhu was in a very good mood.

"Thank you Uncle Li Ye, thank you Aunt Xiao'e."

Bangge and Xiaodang shouted.

He Yuzhu came out of Li Ye's house with Bangge and Xiaodang. He Yuzhu did not forget to boast: "Banggen, your stupid uncle is awesome today, isn't he? At least he made more than 40 yuan with you two."

Go, go back and give the money to your mother. Your mother will be happy to see so much money and will definitely give you two yuan to buy firecrackers."

As soon as Banggeng heard that there were firecrackers to play with, the corners of his mouth grinned and he couldn't tell how happy he was.

Inside the house, Lou Xiao'e couldn't understand Li Ye's behavior just now, and complained: "You are really generous, you give me eight yuan each, and you may be the only one in the entire Sijiu City to get this lucky money."

"What? What did you say? Did someone come to our house to ask for New Year's money? How could I forget it? I don't remember such a thing.

Obviously the two of us didn't get up until 11 o'clock at noon, but we didn't even open the door in the morning, and there were no children coming to ask for new year's money."

Li Ye pretended to be stupid and said.

Lou Xiao'e was confused. She seriously doubted whether her newly married husband had lost his mind. She wanted to take some time to take Li Ye to have a look at his brain.

Li Ye noticed that Lou Xiao'e was already looking at him with caring eyes, so he simply stopped hiding it and lowered his voice to tell Lou Xiao'e the purpose and reason of what he had just done.

After hearing this, Lou Xiaoe suddenly realized that her husband was not stupid, but smart.

"You can think of such damaging moves, aren't you afraid of pissing them off?"

Lou Xiao'e laughed and cursed.

"What does it have to do with me? I just gave them two chances.

I asked Banggeng to leave with the two dollars you gave me, but Banggeng refused and insisted on banging a bowl in front of the bed and saying that if he didn't give it to me, he wouldn't be able to hold the child.

Silly Zhu stood at the door of the bedroom, and I asked him again if he really wanted to change it, and don't regret it after changing it.

Silly Zhu doesn't listen and insists on forcing me to change. What can I do? It's all their fault.

It's up to you, don't cheat your husband. You have to remember that we didn't open the door this morning, and no one came to ask for New Year's money. We slept in and didn't get up until eleven o'clock."

Li Ye warned.

"knew."

Lou Xiao'e agreed immediately. She must be on Li Ye's side and have the same heart as Li Ye, and she would definitely not do anything to deceive Li Ye.

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He Yuzhu didn't know anything, and he was just being silly and happy. He thought he had taken advantage of him and made more than 40 yuan with his two children in one morning. For this result, he could happily go to Qin Huairu to claim credit.

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I came to Jia's house and saw Qin Huairu.

Qin Huairu rolled her eyes at He Yuzhu and said, "Zhuzi, why are you taking two children to knock on bowls so early in the morning? Your ears are almost knocked out of their cocoons."

"You are raising a child to make money to support your family. Isn't your family's life difficult?

I was thinking of taking advantage of today being the first day of the Lunar New Year to earn some lucky money with my two children.

Especially those families that I don’t like, I want to kill them and bleed them on the first day of the new year.”

Speaking of today's results, He Yuzhu couldn't help but feel a little proud.

This is definitely the most successful thing he has done in the past six months.

Jia Zhang, who was sitting on the Kang making shoes, heard that He Yuzhu was taking his two children to earn New Year's money. A smile immediately appeared on his face and asked: "Banggen Xiaodang, how much New Year's money do you two want?"

"Grandma, there are twelve yuan in the bowls of Xiaodang and I, and thirty yuan in Uncle Silly's body. The total is forty-two yuan."

Bangge was also very shy when reporting his results.

Jia Zhang and Qin Huairu were stunned when they heard this number and couldn't help but take a breath.

They were originally not satisfied with He Yuzhu taking his two children to kowtow and knock bowls to the people in the courtyard. They felt that he was like a beggar and could not make much money by kneeling and kowtowing to others.

After hearing this number, they were shocked.

Forty-two yuan is not a small sum.

Qin Huairu's current salary including widow's allowance is only 17.5 yuan. Forty-two yuan is equal to her salary for more than two months.

"I actually got so much New Year's money, let's see grandma."

Mrs. Jia Zhang smiled from ear to ear, picked up the money in Banggeng Xiaodang's bowl, counted it, gave a piece to each of Banggeng and Xiaodang, and put the rest into her pocket.

"Zhuzi, didn't you say there were thirty yuan? Where did the thirty yuan go? Why didn't I see it?"

Jia Zhang asked again quickly.

"I have thirty yuan here. I thought that there was too much money in the bowl. When I went to ask for lucky money, other people would be jealous if they saw it.

So I temporarily kept it for Banggeng and asked Banggeng to take the empty bowl to ask for the new year's money.

Originally, I had thirty one-dollar bills here. Li Ye, the man in the backyard, said he would give Banggeng eight yuan. Later, he went back on his word and said he didn’t have enough change. He said that there were only ten-dollar bills, and there was no change for one dollar or one dollar. He wanted to give only two yuan.

Money is perfunctory.

Of course I couldn't agree, so I forced him to exchange ten yuan a piece for mine.

After giving him the change, I forced him to give Banggeng eight yuan.

Come, Aunt Zhang, take this money, it has been changed into three pieces of ten yuan."

He Yuzhu took out the three ten-dollar bills from his pocket and handed them to Jia Zhang, and boasted about how he had just killed Li Ye.

Jia Zhang felt relieved after hearing this and praised: "Okay, well done. Zhu Zhu is really capable. He can even kill the living bandit named Li. This is a great job."

Zhuzi, why don't you stay at our house for lunch today? I'll ask Huairu to cook two dishes for you.

After the New Year, I will ask Huairu to call her cousin from the countryside to help you matchmaker and ask you to marry her as your wife."

Jia Zhang is indeed a master. Originally, He Yuzhu made forty-two yuan in one morning with Banggan and Xiaodang. She and Qin Huairu should be grateful to He Yuzhu.

After being tricked by her, He Yuzhu was left to eat at home and introduced a wife to He Yuzhu, which made He Yuzhu want to be grateful to her.

When it came to asking for a wife, He Yuzhu was a little embarrassed. He scratched his head and said, "Aunt Zhang, this can't be done, right? Sister Qin's girl doesn't like me at all. She disliked me last time. Please call her here."

It’s useless.”

"Who told you that Qin Jingru dislikes you? Qin Jingru is a rural girl, but she can marry into the city. She is lucky to marry you, a chef.

How does she have the qualifications to pick three and practice four? Later, I will help you talk about her and do some ideological work for her."

While Jia and Zhang belittled Qin Jingru, they elevated He Yuzhu and gave He Yuzhu a good blow.

He Yuzhu was flattered by Mrs. Jia Zhang's praise and was so happy: "Aunt Zhang, I will go home and catch up on some sleep first. I got up early in the morning and took the child with me to ask for new year's money. I am too sleepy. I will wait until lunch is served.

Come here with a drink."

"Okay, okay, go back and catch up on your sleep. I'll let Banggeng call you when dinner is ready."

Jia Zhang said with a smile.

After He Yuzhu left, Qin Huairu said: "Mom, what Shazhu said just now is right. My cousin Qin Jingru didn't like him at all, and it was useless to call Qin Jingru here.

Qin Jingru's vision is so high now that no one in the entire courtyard looks down on her except Li Ye.

No, when she comes back in a year and sees that Li Ye is already married, she might go crazy."

"Hmph! Your heart is as high as the sky, your life is as thin as paper, what's the use of having a high vision? You're pretty, but you're from a rural area, it's good to be able to marry into the city, and you have to pick three and practice four.

If she doesn't like Silly Zhu, you can ask her to make a baby for a living bandit, and see if she is willing."

Jia Zhang first despised Qin Jingru, and then said:

"Don't worry about whether Qin Jingru and Shazhu can be a couple, we'll just make introductions.

When the time comes, make a meal and ask Shazhu to come over for a meal and ask him to chat with Qin Jingru.

Regardless of whether we succeed or not, we have introduced a partner to Shazhu, so he must remember our kindness and be grateful to us.

Because Qin Jingru doesn't like him, it's not our problem, it's his own problem."

Qin Huairu suddenly realized that she seemed to have a lot to learn from her mother-in-law.

As expected, Jiang is old and spicy, and Lao Jianghu is awesome.

What Jia Zhang said is so right. It doesn't matter whether He Yuzhu and Qin Jingru can succeed or not. The important thing is to let He Yuzhu know that they worked hard to help He Yuzhu find a partner. He Yuzhu should be grateful to them.