Siheyuan: Don't mess with me
Chapter 104 New Year's Money
On New Year's Day, Zhou Cong was drowsily asleep when he suddenly heard a knock on the door.
The sound shocked him and he opened his eyes.
Listening carefully, it turned out to be the sound of a knife cutting open the door latch.
"By the way, it's the first day of the Lunar New Year, and there's that thing about Silly Zhu recruiting a few people to come over and ask for money!"
Only then did Zhou Cong realize what was happening.
Let’s talk about this guy Bangge!
It's similar to what he does in the TV series. Because of Qin Huairu and Sha Zhu's broken shoes, he almost ignores Sha Zhu.
But as long as you see good food and money, you will still get on the pole to get it.
I just don’t know how to say hello, but I can listen to a few words of what the other person says.
Because Yu Haitang didn't have a room to live in, He Yuyu couldn't live here either. He slept in his own house next to Shazhu last night.
Now it's just his brother himself, so there's nothing to be afraid of.
Sure enough, as shown in the TV series, Bangge sneaked in with his two younger sisters.
When entering the house, he bowed and asked for money.
Because he was beaten up by his friends in the courtyard yesterday, his nose was bruised and his face was swollen. He looked at Zhou Cong as if he were looking at the enemy who killed his father.
But for the sake of money, he still endured it and said a few auspicious words, but the last sentence didn't sound good.
In the TV series, what he said to Xu Damao was that if he didn't give him money, he would have no descendants.
But when he arrived at Zhou Cong's place, he couldn't find a wife.
Of course, Zhou Cong didn't care about this. He already had several wives, so was he still afraid of his curse?
However, since it was Chinese New Year, he didn't want to cause so much anger, so he sent three little white-eyed wolves away after giving each of them a dollar.
People say that the second wife is the most fragrant when she goes back to sleep!
After the three white-eyed wolves left, Zhou Cong slept in bed for more than an hour.
He didn't get up until He Yuyu came over to make dumplings.
In fact, Shazhu didn't want He Yuyu to come over. After all, Yu Haitang was not here, so it would be a bit outrageous for her to come over.
But He Yuyu only said that if he went there, he might save some food for his family, and Shazhu could give the portion prepared for himself to Lao Jia's family.
Silly Zhu agreed and even urged He Yuyu to go now. It would be best to stay at Zhou Cong's place and not come back again.
The things he saved were given to Qin Huairu as a filial piety.
After finishing a meal of dumplings stuffed with wild boar and cabbage, Zhou Cong wandered out after hearing the commotion outside.
After I went there, I found out that it was actually a group reunion.
Most of the people in the compound are here, even the old deaf lady whose leg was broken and has yet to recover has been moved out.
Now that the first uncle has stepped down, Liu Haizhong has become the second uncle.
He finally became what he considered to be a small-time official. When he spoke, he was silent, spinning around in circles. It took him ten minutes to finish what he meant.
When the third uncle was talking, he took Shazhu with him, saying that he was not particular, and gathered the three children of Lao Jia's family into the house to pay New Year's greetings and ask for New Year's money.
He had given him thirty cents in the morning, and he was so heartbroken that he almost fainted.
Yan Laosan stepped forward to accuse Silly Zhu, so Xu Damao would naturally not be idle and also ran the bank, hoping to get his money back.
How could Silly Zhu be afraid of this? After a few words, he got into a fight with the two of them. He said that Bangge's three children had kowtowed to them. If he wanted to get his New Year's money back, he could, but he had to kowtow to him.
He even clamored that he would pay back three times, which only made Xu Damao and Yan Laosan so angry that their faces turned green.
"Silly Zhu, you are not honest about this matter. But the three people from Lao Jia's family also got three yuan in my hand?"
Zhou Cong took a step forward and looked dissatisfied.
"If you want to pay back the money, then kowtow, I promise to pay you back three times!"
Silly Zhu saw that it was Zhou Cong and became even more arrogant.
"Three three meets nine, that's nine yuan. Silly Zhu, you said the three of us kowtow to you, then you have to take out twenty-seven, two heads is fifty-four, you have so many
Money?”
"As long as you dare to knock, I can afford it, even if it means borrowing money, I can give it to you! Come on! Let's eat! I'm waiting for you?"
Silly Zhu knew that Zhou Cong, Xu Damao and others could not kowtow to him, so he smiled so proudly.
"Yeah?"
Zhou Cong smiled.
He reached out and pressed Yan Laosan and Xu Damao's shoulders, raised his right leg, and kicked their knees like lightning.
With a sound of "Ah", the two of them knelt in front of Shazhu.
Then Zhou Cong pressed them on the back of their heads, and each of them kowtowed ten times to Silly Zhu.
"That doesn't count!"
Silly Zhu's eyes grew, he stood up and shouted.
"Zhou Cong, your uncle!"
Xu Damao also screamed.
"Silly Zhu, we only talked about kowtowing, not how to kowtow. Xu Damao and the third uncle each kowtowed to you ten times. Each of them paid ninety yuan. Hurry up and pay!"
Zhou Cong ignored Xu Damao and stretched his hand in front of Silly Zhu!
"That doesn't count, they were forced!"
"So what if you're forced? I'm going to kowtow because you want to default on your debt!"
Zhou Cong's eyes widened.
"Xiao Zhou, stop making trouble, it's Chinese New Year, everyone is just joking!"
Yi Zhonghai was busy trying to smooth things over.
"Old Juehu, why don't you just stand there and talk without hurting your back! You kowtowed on your head and you don't want to admit it! Either you pay for Silly Zhu, or you kowtow his head back for him and pay back three times! Everyone kowtows.
Thirty!”
Zhou Cong cursed.
"Zhou, shut up! You were the one who forced me to hit you! Don't let me beat you with a cane!"
The deaf old lady despised Zhou Cong the most, especially since her leg was broken chasing Zhou Cong.
Seeing Zhou Cong bullying Silu Zhu, his godson, and then Yi Zhonghai, his godson, he was so angry that he cursed.
"Sure enough, you are not from the same family, and you will not enter the same house. The old homeless person is facing the middle homeless household and the small homeless household. Deaf old lady, you must have done a lot of bad things in your last life. Otherwise, how could you become a homeless person?"
Zhou Cong smiled.
He found out that the deaf old lady was just an ordinary five-guarantee household. Everyone respected her because of her age.
There must be no martyrs in the house, because he did not see a red sign on the door of the deaf old lady’s house.
As for her claim that she had made straw sandals for the Red Army, she was definitely bragging.
She has never been out of Forty-Nine City in her life, and she is still an old lady with small feet. How could she possibly make straw sandals for the Red Army?
If she relies on her elders and dares to come out to look for trouble, then don't blame yourself for not respecting her elders.
"You...you little bastard! I...I'll beat you to death!"
Just as Yi Zhonghai hated the loss of his household income throughout his life, it was also the hatred of the deaf old lady.
After saying just one sentence, the deaf old lady stood up on her chair and remembered.
But her leg was broken, so she couldn't get up. She could only keep throwing the cane there.
"I'll fight with you if your surname is Zhou!"
Seeing the deaf old lady being scolded, Si Zhu was furious and rushed over with a howl.
Zhou Cong ducked behind him and kicked him until he knelt in front of Xu Damao.
"Boom, boom, boom..."
Even though Silly Zhu struggled desperately, he was no match for Zhou Cong. He was held down and Xu Damao kowtowed thirty times until his forehead was swollen.
"Xu Damao, take revenge now!"
Kicking Silly Zhu aside, Zhou Cong looked at Xu Damao with a smile.
"snort!"
Although it was quite satisfying to watch Silly Zhu kowtow to me, but he was forced to kowtow ten times?
How could Xu Damao not hate Zhou Cong because of Silly Zhu?
However, he couldn't beat Zhou Cong, so he could only glare at him and turn around to leave.
"Yi Zhonghai, third uncle, are you going to kowtow? Or give money?"
Zhou Cong turned to look at Yi Zhonghai, "Don't think that this matter has nothing to do with you. Just because you spoke for Silly Zhu, you took on this matter. Why don't you give the third uncle ninety yuan?
Why am I asking you to pay back thirty rings now!"
"I'll give you money. Isn't it okay if I give you money?"
If eyes could kill, Zhou Cong would have been cut to pieces by Yi Zhonghai's eyes.
He knew that Zhou Cong could say it and could definitely do it, so he could only say a few words and go back to the house to get the money.
"Third Master, do you think you kowtow to Silly Zhu too much just now?"
Turning to look at Yan Laosan, Zhou Cong smiled.
"Xiao Zhou, stop joking!"
Yan Laosan's face was a little red, although he did think so in his heart.
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