Serious person, who is learning magic in Marvel?

A huge explosion erupted over the entire earth.

The sky was filled with fire, and the night was like a black mist that had been burnt clean, with only a little bit left. A figure appeared from the devastated sky. He was naked, but exuded the light of divinity. His body was not made of energy.

It is made up of real flesh and blood.

——He Shenyan felt that she should know his face.

How can any modern person not recognize such a face with all the elements?

He shook his head with a smile, and crushed the angel's head on the ground. Its broken body trembled slightly, and suddenly overflowed into pure energy, and was dragged into the shadows by all the tentacles under the mage's feet in the air.

"You killed an angel."

The Holy Son who came from heaven said, but his tone did not seem angry. His attitude was like someone going on an outing, so uncomfortable.

"I'm going to correct you, I didn't kill it, I ate it." The mage smiled slightly. "And I've eaten a lot of it."

Jesus was slightly startled: "Oh... I don't know this. But as Satan, you obviously have the qualifications to be killed by me. After I kill you, this world will-"

"—Let's save the harsh words for later. I'll be happy to say them over your corpse, Jesus. As for now."

He Shenyan clasped his hands together, and the mountain collapsed at his feet. The overwhelming mudslide and the trees mixed in it rolled down, but when they were about to touch the human village at the foot of the mountain, someone pressed the pause button.

No one saw the strange scene, which was good, as it preserved their rationality. The mudslide swept up, in a form that absolutely violated any laws of physics, and with an appearance beyond human imagination, turned into a dragon of rock and earth, and headed towards

He suddenly attacked Jesus in heaven.

But the Holy Son just raised his hand and simply said one word: "Stop."

As a result, the dragon of rock and earth really stopped where it was.

He Shenyan's eyes narrowed.

What Jesus just did is actually very simple. He gave life to this dragon of rock and earth shaped by magic, and then commanded it with his authority.

As the creator of the dragon, he is indeed qualified to give orders to his creation.

Jesus smiled and stroked the rough forehead of the Dragon of Rock and Earth, and then stepped on it with bare feet. Its body of several hundred meters lay quietly at the feet of Jesus, without moving at all.

"Hey, I have a question, Jesus." He Shenyan asked suddenly.

"But it doesn't matter, even if you are Satan, I will answer your questions."

"How is Joseph?"

Jesus was startled by his question and asked in confusion: "Who?"

"Joseph—your father."

"My father is Jehovah, not Joseph."

He Shenyan nodded thoughtfully: "Well, that's it. Do you want to hear a joke?"

"There is nothing you can't do."

The Master laughed evilly: "That's right, do you know who the earliest atheist was? I think it was your father, the carpenter Joseph. You see, when he came home from get off work one day, his wife suddenly became pregnant and became unconscious.

God whispered to him, This is the Holy Son sent down by the Lord."

"Joseph was a pious man, at least at that time. He didn't gossip with his wife, nor did he slap your mother, the Virgin Mary, to the ground and beat her up. But the next day, the honest carpenter went to the construction site

, talked about it with his co-workers, and everything changed in an instant."

"Think about that scene, Jesus Joseph telling his coworkers: Hey, my wife is pregnant."

"Really? Oh, congratulations, Joseph! You are quite capable!"

"Everyone came to congratulate him, but Joseph said the second half of his sentence with a straight face: That is not my child, it is Jehovah's. His name is Jesus."

"So Joseph's co-workers looked at each other in confusion. After a long time, one of them asked cautiously: Are we going to beat up Jehovah?"

He Shenyan laughed loudly: "Do you know the best part of this joke?"

"The thing is, if Joseph really existed, just like you, if he really existed in history, he must be an atheist. Not only him, but also his co-workers. I bet his co-workers got off work that day

When I get home, I will definitely keep an eye on my wife, and then I will start searching for everyone named Jehovah within a hundred miles."

Jesus frowned. He was not angry at the joke, nor was he angry at why Shenyan was joking about his mother and father. He was really angry about another thing.

"You say I am a fiction?" Jesus said in a deep voice. "I am standing in front of you now. I am Jesus. I was born in Bethlehem. I am the Son of Man. I am the Messiah. I am Ishmael.

!”

"No, you are nothing."

The mage's fluttering words made him furious, and fire burst out from the depths of his eyes. The unspeakable terrifying anger turned into reality and descended into reality. A huge fireball streaked across the horizon and appeared in He Shen in an instant.

In front of words.

Each one of them is as big as a star, and each one exudes terrifying energy. Jesus stands in front of them, with long hair and beard flying, and his eyes are shining like lava.

"Okay, Jesus, you seem angry - so, how about we make a bet?"

"No! I won't talk to you anymore. Talking to you is tantamount to destroying myself, you damn Satan!"

He Shenyan smiled even more happily, and his figure turned into a bluish light point and disappeared. In the next second, he appeared outside the earth. The huge tentacles passed through the portal and swept away all the fireballs behind Jesus.

Pulled into the realm of shadow.

The sound of chewing was heard. Jesus looked up at the starry sky and heard He Shenyan's voice.

"Come up, Jesus. I have another joke to tell you."

The Holy Son's face darkened, wings suddenly sprouted from his back, floated up, turned into a burning star, and shot straight into the universe, but there was no trace of the mage at all. His voice vibrated in this untransmissible vacuum, and every time

Not a single word reached Jesus' ears clearly.

"You obviously don't know much about human history, and Jesus, you don't know much about human nature either. If you really existed in history, you wouldn't need Judas, and you wouldn't need someone who hammered nails into your hands and feet. You would have been born when you were just born.

Then he was thrown into the river by Joseph and drowned.”

"Humans are very selfish, Jesus. Do you think a man would let his wife give birth to a bastard from nowhere?"

"enough!"

Jesus trembled all over, and the fire exploded. Several stars that were slightly closer to him were immediately burned to pieces. He roared and raised his hands: "You have insulted me enough, I can't bear it anymore, you

Must die, Satan!"

However, He Shenyan's voice sounded from behind him. It was as gentle as a whisper.

"I am not Satan, dear Son. And you are not Jesus - I'm sorry."

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