Serious person, who is learning magic in Marvel?

"Look, Donald Duck and Squidward never wear pants, right?"

"yes."

"But every time - and I mean every time. Every time they come out of the shower, they have a scarf wrapped around their waist."

The Spider-Man who spoke spread his hands and his eyes widened in his mask: "What the hell is this?!"

The Spider-Man he was chatting with was wearing a white suit and was very burly, and so was his voice. The guy scratched the back of his head honestly and replied in English with a thick Russian accent: "I think your reaction

That's too much, Parker 27."

"Overreaction?! Oh my God, Russian Peter, have you seen Donald Duck?"

Russian Peter nodded.

"Do you know Squidward?"

He nodded again.

Peter No. 27 did a backflip with great movement: "You've seen it! You've seen it! How can you not be confused about this? Why does everyone think I'm overreacting?"

Russian Peter let out a hearty laugh: "Peter No. 27, have you ever thought that if everyone thinks you are overreacting, then it is your problem?"

"......is that so?"

Peter No. 27 stood there, dumbly raising his hands and holding his head: "Yes, is that true?! So I have always overreacted?!"

Amid his wails, the dimensional teleportation device behind the two of them buzzed. With this machine designed by the Supreme Mage Spider-Man in a certain world, they were able to travel back and forth between dimensions.

And the Spider-Man who just went out on a mission is Mary Jane Watson.

That is to say...

Russian Peter and Peter No. 27 immediately stood on the spot and assumed the pose that they thought best showed off their muscles. A light flashed, and as the buzzing continued to intensify, the portal opened. A man and two Spider-Man

Stand still.

"Hey, did the mission go well?" Peter asked on the 27th.

"It went very well...wait a minute, what is your number Peter?"

"...Uh, number twenty-seven?"

Mary Jane lowered her head and said to Peter who was standing next to her: "Okay, then, you are Peter No. 28, welcome to - uh, what is our name here?"

Russian Peter came to her rescue: "Multiverse Spider-Man Self-Rescue Center and Pizza Convention."

"Pizza convention?" Peter No. 28 interjected. "What is that?"

"Oh, well...it's a long story. Anyway, we all like pizza, including me, Russian Peter." He patted his chest. "So we added pizza behind the self-help center.

In four words: conference, we plan to find the best pizza."

"Please let me join!"

Peter No. 28's eyes lit up and he immediately got involved. He and Russian Peter walked away while chatting. Russian Peter said that he would take him to the Multiverse Spider-Man Self-Rescue Center to register. As for He Shenyan, he was

He was standing next to the portal, observing that thing very carefully.

From the appearance, it has a sci-fi atmosphere. A round, white coil broken in the middle forms the main body of the portal. There is an extremely strong magical atmosphere on it, and there are many different magical inscriptions. Under the coil, there are

There is a black base, and someone has engraved forty-three different magic circles on it in a very simple way.

"Interesting, interesting. It's rare to see such an imaginative design." He Shenyan touched his chin and kept circling around this thing.

Peter No. 27, who was standing aside, looked at him, turned his head and asked Mary Jane: "Uh, is he also Spider-Man? God, although I don't want to admit it, he seems to be much more handsome than Peter. At least compared to those who look alike.

Brad Pitt’s Peter No. 13 is even more handsome.”

Mary Jane took off her mask and fanned herself with that thing. The dimensional portal made her very hot, and her hair got wet with sweat and stuck to her face.

She replied: "He is indeed handsome, but he is not Spider-Man."

"What?!"

Peter No. 27 did four backflips on the spot, and then landed smoothly. He asked in shock: "Then you bring him here -?!"

"He is a mage and he said he can help us. I think having one more person gives us more strength. And he seems to be very strong."

"Is he stronger than Spider-Man Supreme?"

He Shenyan, who had been observing the portal carefully, raised a finger and said without looking back: "First of all, Peter No. 27. I can give you 10 points for your landing posture just now. As for whether I am better than him.

The problem of being stronger..."

He turned around and smiled, and at the same time, the portal lit up with a golden glow behind him. It began to change little by little, and the coils became thicker and even extended to an extra angle, where the broken

A fitting angle emerged from the gap. The black base began to make some uneasy sound.

Fortunately, the sound only lasted for a short period of time.

Then, He Shenyan's voice sounded again: "...It's a matter of opinion, Mr. Peter No. 27. In short, I made some small changes to your portal. The one who designed this portal

Mr. Spider-Man, the Supreme Mage, has very wild ideas, but he somewhat ignores safety issues."

"So, I made some safety changes for him, and you can thank me after you try them."

After saying this, he rose out of thin air and flew away.

Peter No. 27 looked at the portal, then at the place where he flew away, and then looked down at Mary Jane: "...Does the tone of his words remind you of that kind of particularly proud person?"

"Yes," Mary Jane replied without hesitation. "But it's not annoying, it's weird, isn't it?"

Peter No. 27 shrugged: "Indeed, I think it may be because he is not domineering... Anyway, Mary Jane, do you have a date tonight?"

"No, no, Peter, I am seven years older than you. There can be no result between us."

"Hey, how will you know if you don't try? I'm Peter!"

"Yeah, but you're only twenty!"

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He Shenyan flew in the sky and carefully observed this dimension.

This is an uninhabited dimension - obviously, I mean, it used to be an uninhabited dimension. Then these Spider-Man guys found it, and then it came alive, and it also had an extra

Stack of pizza boxes from different universes.

They built a four-story bungalow not far from the portal. It is the only building here. It is protected by many magic runes. It seems that it should be the location of the self-rescue device and a place for the Spider-Man to rest. Consider it.

When he encountered some problems, he was not ready to get over them now.

He Shenyan is thinking about how to contact the spider totem again.

He had dealt with Totem before, during which some very ridiculous things happened. For example, the deal that Totem arranged for him and an inexplicable relationship, well, it wasn't really a relationship, it was just one night.

It was a pretty good night.

He was floating in the sky and thinking, and the ring on his hand was slowly heating up. Wanda kept screaming inside, as if she wanted to force him to release her in this way. He Shenyan glanced at the ring and whispered

Said: "No, don't even think about it, ma'am. Once I finish handling this matter, I will go back and separate you."

"Then, I will put your head in the water and let you sober up. Because you are a selfish cousin who completely ignores other people. I never talk about the so-called gentlemanly manners when dealing with my cousin."

He even got excited as he talked: "Hey, when it comes to this. Don't you think gentlemanly is a made-up word? I mean, why do I have to be humble to women everywhere, even if I don't like the other person? My

Meaning, what if the woman I want to be humble to is a jerk? Don’t you think this is a bit of a moral kidnapping?”

Wanda whimpered in the ring that only he could hear.

"I think your usual behavior is quite gentlemanly."

A familiar voice came from below him. He Shenyan lowered his head and looked down, his expression changing slightly in an instant.

"...I didn't expect to see you here, Gwen."

Spider-Gwen took off her mask with a smile, her blond hair flowed out like a waterfall, and her eyes were as dazzling as stars, but the temperature was hotter than the sun.

"Long time no see." She said softly.

"Yeah, long time no see."

He Shenyan slowly fell to the ground. This situation was a bit embarrassing even for him. After all, it was his first time to deal with this situation. The mage deliberately made his expression look very tense, and then used a rational expression

The voice said, "So, how are you doing?"

Gwen pointed to herself, then to the ground, and burst into laughter: "I'm here, what else can I do?"

She stared at He Shenyan's face with such concentration that she was like Van Gogh observing the starry night: "But, I feel pretty good now."

He Shenyan coughed twice, pretending not to know what she meant, and said dryly: "Really? That's really good."

The atmosphere was extremely awkward for a moment, but Gwen stared at his face and giggled non-stop as if she didn't notice it at all. Until another person interrupted the atmosphere.

"Oh! Mr. He! Mr. He! Is it you!"

A Spider-Man happily flew over with his webbing, landed in front of the two of them, and took off his mask: "Do you remember me? Peter!"

"...I know many Peters, Peters." He Shenyan looked at him strangely. "Which one are you?"

"Well......"

His words made Peter stuck. He thought for a long time before a few words came out of his mouth: "You are in the sky, thunder and lightning, just like Thor! I am on the ground, and there are a group of villagers, uh, and Amy.

pull!"

"Oh, it's you."

He Shenyan nodded in sudden realization. For a moment, a flash of lightning flashed in his mind. Two completely different things were connected together, and he narrowed his eyes.

This makes sense.

Why does the spider totem suddenly become weak and even life-threatening?