Serious person, who is learning magic in Marvel?
7. Not too politically correct
"duel?!"
The monster burst out laughing, but Tony's voice was still teasing: "Yeah, a duel. Just you and me, big guy. But I advise you to hurry up, I can't guarantee that my friend will finish cooking your food."
Will the queen of the same kind kill you as well?"
"I'm done killing, Tony."
He Shenyan's voice came from above their heads, and the ceiling began to shake. The solid building materials were broken down into fine dust in the air. The mage with red eyes floated down from it, and the corners of his clothes were flying.
Tony shrugged, "Well, like I said, big guy. Here he comes."
"Aren't you going to have a fight with it?" He Shenyan asked. "I think you seem to be very interested. Even the armor has changed into the style of a knight's armor."
"Come on, He. This old bone of mine can't stand the torment, so just snap your fingers and kill it - to be honest, this guy is too ugly."
Tony looked at the monster with slight disgust. He couldn't help but shudder when he glanced at the two scarlet bulges on its head. His voice became a little dull, as if he was trying his best to suppress the desire to vomit: "
...Even in the bunch of horror movies I watched in the 1980s, there was nothing as rough as yours."
The monster was completely angered by the two of them who didn't take it seriously at all. Its pitch-black skin began to turn red little by little. High-temperature steam gushes out from the thin line-like mouth again. It stood high
Raising the bone sword in his hand, he roared and charged towards the mage.
To be fair, its speed is indeed very fast. It has almost reached the standard of the Flash walking in another world - but it is a pity that the protective magic circle on He Shenyan's body is passively triggered.
The moment its bone sword was about to touch He Shenyan's body, a blue light flashed. Its body was divided into hundreds of equal square pieces in an instant. Only its head was still intact - its
His head fell on those square blocks, and hot blood spilled all over the floor.
It screamed heartbreakingly.
"Hell, He, can't you use some more normal means?"
"Have you never seen The Killing Array from Another Dimension? Besides, I used this method because you mentioned the horror movies of the 1980s."
"Of course I've seen it, damn, but it was a 1997 movie!"
"It's not too different. It's still the same as cult movies, isn't it? But, have you ever thought about having a movie night again? I quite like to get together and watch old movies, and The Evil Dead is good, very
Great."
Tony opened his visor, patted his right shoulder, and the high-energy laser beam spurted out, completely incinerating the monster's fragmented body. Jarvis's scan showed that it had a strong regeneration ability, and it had to be done.
Absolutely, to avoid future troubles.
Later, he heartily rejected He Shenyan: "No, I definitely don't want to have another movie night."
He Shenyan moved his fingers, and the monster's head flew behind him. Its screams stopped as a blue light flashed by. The mage smiled and asked, "What's wrong?"
"You have the nerve to ask what's wrong?"
Tony raised his head and looked at him: "Movie night is for watching movies, not for you to cast a spell and let us go in and experience it for ourselves."
"I'm going in too. Besides, don't you think it's very interesting to use ordinary people's bodies to battle wits and courage with those ghosts and monsters from the 1980s in a fantasy world?"
"Yeah, it's so interesting." Tony said weakly. "It would be better if you could weaken the pain. I don't want to experience the feeling of being chopped in half by Jason with a machete again."
"You were the slowest runner, Tony. No one was caught by that murderous man in the hockey mask, but you - by the way, I remember you trying to pick up those college girls at the party in the fantasy world
very clear."
"How are you going to forget this?"
“Let’s have another movie night.”
Looking at the smiling He Shenyan, Tony's face turned blue and white in turns - after a while, he gritted his teeth and nodded.
"Very good, then it's settled. Give me a few minutes, I have to scan this guy's brain. His kind are low-level soldiers, and there isn't much useful information in their brains. Well...but
I actually developed the curse of flesh and blood against them."
"Curse of flesh and blood?"
"Yeah, I think you haven't forgotten what I did to the Kirita people."
It's a ghost if you can forget it, Tony thought.
The Battle of New York can be regarded as the first shot for their group of Avengers veterans to become famous. At that time, He Shenyan was far from being as powerful as it is now. In the brief meeting before the war, they proposed many different plans. And He Shenyan
Shenyan's plan was approved unanimously.
He said that he had a way to develop a curse specifically targeting the biological characteristics of the Kiritas. Considering that this race is famous for its technology, it is impossible for them to have any countermeasures when facing magic. Once this curse is developed,
The Kiritas will disintegrate one by one.
There is no need to use powerful weapons or the magicians of Kama Taj to unite to use extremely lethal and destructive spells. If he wants to end this war quickly and save more lives, his method is obviously
the best.
But he needed time - two hours.
So the Avengers fought bloody battles and exchanged their lives for these two hours.
He Shenyan did not betray their trust. Two hours later, he appeared exactly in the sky of New York. With a flash of green light sweeping across the sky, all the Chiruitas, even the ones they were riding on,
The giant beasts all disappeared.
Of course, the Master suffered severe backlash afterwards, and he disappeared for half a year before returning to the Avengers.
"Can you now develop a flesh curse specifically targeting a race in just a few minutes?"
"Practice makes perfect." He Shenyan replied calmly. "Believe me, Tony, you don't want to know how many aliens I killed to prevent the earth from being invaded."
"It doesn't matter to me how many aliens you kill," Tony said bluntly. "You are from Earth, and those bastards want to invade us. You kill them to save others from disaster and death. If I still condemn you
The methods are too harsh, so what will happen to me?"
He Shenyan glanced at him strangely: "As an old white man, this sentence is not very politically correct for you to say."
"Fuck political correctness."
Iron Man cursed unhappily: "They are a bunch of retarded people. Ever since I knew that Snow White was going to be played by a black man, I have been furious. If the bastards in Hollywood want to express black culture and truly let the world recognize black aesthetics,
They should create a story from scratch instead of stealing other people’s stories!”
"It sounds like you're quite complaining."
"Did you know that the Lord of the Rings will launch a new TV series after you leave? That's Middle-earth! Damn it, there are dark-skinned elves in Middle-earth! I really want to give the producer two slaps -"
"—Stop it, Tony."
The mage couldn't suppress the twitching corners of his mouth, and made a gesture to suppress his smile: "This guy has a good story in his mind, do you want to hear it?"
------Digression-----
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