Serious person, who is learning magic in Marvel?

"Qing——"

Before Gwendolin could finish her words, she was interrupted by the mage. He waved his hand and said, "No, Gwendelin, it's impossible for me to get you a car to drive. Really. Anything else will do."

Her cheeks bulged: "I don't understand why you think I can't drive well?!"

After saying this, she asked in a low voice: "Is that thing calling a taxi?"

"...Yes. Listen, Gwendelin. It's not that you can't drive well, but...well, you said you wanted to learn to ride a bicycle two days ago. Do you remember what happened after that?

?"

Gwendelin turned her head away, looked at the sea level not far away, and whispered: "That's not my fault, it's because those star vehicles are too careless."

The mage sighed: "You mispronounced it, it is a bicycle, not a star car. In addition, I believe that no matter what brand of car it is, it cannot maintain structural stability after you inject divine power."

"But I really want to open it up!"

"...How about I take you to ride a roller coaster?"

"roller coaster?"

"A kind of children's...no, a kind of amusement equipment suitable for all ages, very exciting and very fun."

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"puff--"

Tony choked on the Coke and coughed. Rhodes, who was sitting opposite him, looked gloating: "Look, I asked you to drink Pepsi, and you had to drink it deliciously. This is retribution! Tony Stark! This is what you said.

Pepsi is the retribution of the toilet cleaner!"

Tony, whose face turned red, finally regained his breath. As soon as he recovered, he immediately said to Rhodes: "Pepsi is the toilet cleaner! Besides, the reason why I did what I did just now has nothing to do with Coca-Cola."

Rhodes looked disbelieving: "Really?"

"Jarvis! Show the picture!" Tony shouted, taking off his burgundy sunglasses that were connected to Stark Enterprise's main control computer. A ray of light emitted from the side of the lens, forming a line of light in mid-air.

screen.

Rhodes was a little surprised and said: "What kind of new technology is this?"

Tony gave a disdainful crooked smile: "Ha, you ignorant country bumpkin. New technology? These are the sunglasses launched by Stark Enterprises three months ago!"

The picture gradually became clear after a burst of flickering. It was an amusement park. Tony said: "Zoom in!"

The screen zoomed in, and then Tony clicked with his finger, immediately pausing.

He pointed at a man and woman sitting in the third row and said: "Look, Rod, that's why I'm so surprised. Also, take your words back, Pepsi is a toilet cleaner!"

"Wtf? What? Who is this next to him? Wait, is he in love? Or married? This is shocking news!"

Rhodes couldn't close his mouth, for no other reason. They had known He Shenyan for so long, and he had never dated any woman. Those women who tried to date him were often indifferent to the mage after taking a brave step.

Ruthlessly reject you on the spot, never caring about whether you are beautiful or not and what your identity is.

From this point of view, he really does not judge people by their appearance.

But now, he is actually in an amusement park with an unknown woman, riding a roller coaster?

"I want to record this scene...why is it stuck?"

Tony chuckled and planned to save the video for future use. But the screen suddenly lost its response and he frowned: "It shouldn't be? The pair of glasses I have are a special version.

With a small server, how come it can’t receive network signals?”

Rod took a sip of toilet cleaner, no, a sip of Pepsi-Cola, picked up the pizza Tony put on the coffee table, ate a slice, and said incoherently: "This is the price you pay for saying Pepsi is toilet cleaner, Tony..."

Stark."

"Please! Are you done yet?!" Tony glared at him.

Jarvis's voice rang in the villa: "Sir, I was disconnected for a while just now. This may be the reason why the screen is stuck."

"What? Disconnected? Someone invaded you?"

Tony and Rhodes' expressions suddenly became serious. They knew Jarvis' capabilities. This artificial intelligence could even compete with all the network information experts in the Pentagon alone, and even vaguely won.

Jarvis's electronic voice became a little hesitant: "No, sir... it's not an intrusion, it's a text message sent by Mr. He who doesn't know how. In order to decode this text message, I disconnected for a while."

"What did he say?" Ignoring the fact that He Shenyan used a text message to disconnect Jarvis, in Tony's mind, he could have done such a thing, so there was nothing surprising.

"He said that if you plan to continue watching, or if you don't plan to delete the video, he will send the photos of you at the 'special cocktail party' to everyone."

"...Delete the video, turn off the screen, Jarvis." Tony said with a dark face.

Rhodes on the side shouted: "Hey, wait! Wait a minute, Jarvis, what's a 'special cocktail party'? Why have I never heard of this special cocktail party?"

His eyes turned to Tony: "You..."

Tony immediately stared back: "Don't even think about it, Rod. There's no way I'm going to tell you this. It's already rotten in my intestines. Do you understand? I will never mention it to anyone in my life."

Regarding the details of this matter, even if my precious daughter asked me, I would tell her to die immediately."

A woman's unkind voice came from the other end of the villa: "...You have a loud voice, Tony Stark."

Rhodes swore that it was the first time in the decades since he and Tony had known each other that he saw an expression on Tony's face that could be described as frightened.

He put down the Coke in his hand faster than the Flash next door, and ran over, ready to give Pepper a hug, muttering: "You heard wrong, baby, really,

You heard wrong. I didn’t say anything just now..."

Rhodes turned his head. He was still a bachelor and couldn't bear to see this kind of scene. But as he rolled his eyes, he thought of something else.

He picked up the burgundy sunglasses on the coffee table, put them on, and whispered: "Can you hear me, Jarvis?"

"I'm here, Mr. Rhodes, what are your orders?"

"Turn on the video recording function... Also bring up my armor, I'll leave now. After Tony is done, send him a message to record the video, saying that I have obtained the video evidence of him begging for mercy without dignity, and he must give it to me

Post an apology on Twitter, Pepsi is not a toilet cleaner!”

"Okay, the recording function is on. Recording is in progress. Your armor is expected to arrive outside the window in one minute, please be prepared."

Rhodes chuckled and lay on the sofa with his sunglasses on, leisurely watching how Tony Stark begged for mercy in a low voice.