Scattered Immortal
Big New Year, big blessings! May you live forever!
The new year is here, and as in previous years, there is a kind of sadness in the balls!
Maybe the children born in the 1990s don't have any feelings, but as a silk thread born in the 1980s, Xiao Jiu has a feeling, it's an old feeling! Year after year is really fucking fast, I still don’t feel much, and I found that the road to the third is coming to an end, I rely on——
I think back then, we were pure, handsome, and cool. Walking on the street, the rate of turning heads was high. If you stretch out your hand and snap your fingers, the little girl will come over to serve you right away. With a flick of her long hair, It was also screaming, and a circle of eyes vomited, and it was also a heart shape. Back then, we held mobile phones, pagers at the waist and hips, and PHS in our pockets, 24 hours a day, and the calls were constant.
But...um! But……
Since I embarked on the road of code writing, the pure me has become obscene, the handsome me has become a fat man, the cool me has become a gay, and now I am walking on the street. There was not much left, and even if there were a few who turned their heads, they were still saying, look, that damn fat man is really wretched, he looks like a jerk!
Now the sound can no longer be played, because besides coding every day, the fingers have to be masturbated and masturbated! A lot of work! I can't snap my fingers anymore.
Now I can't shake my long hair anymore, because it fell out a long time ago...
Now taking a puff of cigarettes, I can still spit out a heart shape, but this heart shape is a bit wretched and basic.
Now the pager is still there, and it can be used as a watch when there is nothing to do. There is also a PHS. When there is nothing to do, I can browse through hundreds of phone numbers of girls and recall the romantic past. Now the mobile phone can still be used. , but it is rarely used, because no sister paper ever called me again!
Sigh... In retrospect, it was definitely snot and tears!
Well, the rant is over! \u003cHandsome, I wish you all wishes come true, I wish you all the best, good health, long life and immortality!
I've chatted so much, do you have any red envelopes?
Xiaojiu is still a hard-working sex masturbation guy——————————
Ask for a red envelope! Ask for a monthly pass! Asking for festival cao——
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