rock ninja log

Kimimaro's handwriting is really ugly. To say that his handwriting looks like a dog crawling is just a compliment.

"What is twenty-three plus seventy-five, Kimimaro?"

In order to calculate this simple addition and subtraction, Kimimaro started counting on his fingers. After counting on his left hand, he counted on his right hand, and then there were not enough fingers.

"Probably...more than a hundred, right?" Kimimaro asked weakly.

Uehara covered his forehead helplessly, while Deidara beside him had already turned into a fool with laughter.

There was the stupid Hongtu before, and now here comes another college scumbag.

Kimimaro didn't know how to do simple addition and subtraction, he couldn't even count, but Uehara was so shocked that he died.

It's no wonder that Kimimaro was locked in a cage by the Kaguya clan when he was very young and used as a secret weapon. Without the necessary education, it's understandable that he doesn't know how to count.

Not only that, Kimimaro also lacked a lot of common sense in life. He couldn't cook or wash clothes. He often turned his collar upside down when going out every day, which made Uehara pull up his collar for him more than once.

It took Uehara a lot of effort to teach Kimimaro how to cook. When Kimimaro finally succeeded in making his first omelette through his own efforts, he happily brought it to Uehara to taste.

Uehara couldn't refuse, and he ate the omelette cleanly.

“Not bad, very delicious.”

"Life is also a part of practice. Learning to make delicious food to reward yourself after hard work, tidying up the house is pleasing to the eye, being able to properly handle your own tasks and commissions, etc., are all necessary qualities to become a qualified ninja."

"Kimimaro, you have to learn to take care of yourself."

Kimimaro nodded vigorously.

This is Uehara’s philosophy of life.

What scares people away is not the mountains in the distance, but the sand in the shoes.

For example, if you want to go to the training ground to practice your shuriken technique the next day, but you can't go because you have diarrhea because you cooked unfamiliar food the day before, then a day or more will be wasted.

Or maybe you can't sleep all night because of the rats scurrying around the room, and then go out on a mission the next day, only to be ambushed by the enemy in a trance due to lack of rest.

Or, because of poor interpersonal relationships, because you have been eating and drinking many times without knowing how to return the invitation, your good friends gradually become alienated, and no one will go to the training ground with you, so your growth rate will definitely slow down.

slow down.

A person who can keep a clean house would not be a bad ninja, because if he can keep a clean house, he will at least be a serious and organized person, much more cautious than a person who makes a mess.

Uehara grew up from an ordinary ninja, and naturally possesses the growth wisdom of an ordinary ninja. The quality of life is positively related to the speed of growth.

As students of Uehara, Deidara and the others have inherited Uehara's style very well - having many friends, being able to maintain interpersonal relationships well, making delicious food, having a strong business mindset, etc.

For example, Deidara often asked Uehara for money, but as far as Uehara knew, Deidara's ability to make money was not bad. Genuine comics were very expensive, so he bought twenty sets at once and rented them to his classmates at the ninja school.

He made his money back in two months. Now he had pocket money, but it was just because he was extravagant and often couldn't make ends meet.

Deidara's house was kept very clean, and there would be no mice or cockroaches that would disturb his rest, which would lead to him being killed by the enemy when he lacked energy to go on a mission the next day. He would also not stay away for several days because of a bad stomach, because whenever there was

He fed all the food that was about to expire to Wutong's dog.

If you can take good care of your own life, you can take good care of your future. Those who don't live well today cannot guarantee that they will take tomorrow seriously. Uehara firmly believes this.

When Naruto Uzumaki in Konoha had diarrhea due to drinking expired milk, Deidara and the others were able to take care of themselves independently through Uehara's careful teachings. Deidara and the others were not the protagonists, but they had advantages over the protagonists.

Finally, one day, Kimimaro's collar was no longer turned up, and his clothes were ironed to fit him every day. He could even make his own training plan without Uehara's intervention.

"Teacher, I want a pass to the library."

Uehara was very curious about Kimimaro's request, so he asked, "Do you want to borrow books?"

"It's a book about medical ninjutsu. I want to understand the knowledge related to bones."

The huge collection of books collected in Iwagakure is the largest in the ninja world. Kimimaro will find what he wants.

Kimimaro's blood test report came out early. Uzumaki Aoi said that everything in Kimimaro's blood components was normal except for calcium. The calcium in Kimimaro's blood was ten times more than that of ordinary people.

Others will suffer from osteoporosis due to calcium deficiency, but Kimimaro's bones are not as hard as usual.

Uehara would take time out every weekend to have a dinner party with the two classes. Eating was secondary, but cultivating relationships with the little ghosts, understanding their practice progress, and giving them necessary guidance and help was the most important thing.

"Please tell us about your experience during the week." Uehara sat in a circle with seven children.

"The power of explosive clay seems to have reached its limit. The reason is that the chakra utilization process is too redundant."

"I'm wondering whether to use clay as a medium to directly mobilize the body's chakra..."

"Wait!" Uehara was startled. He looked at Deidara with wide eyes, "Deidara, you don't want to eat the clay, do you?"

Deidara's ultimate art is self-destruction...

"That's right." Deidara nodded, "The specially prepared clay has the property of powerfully absorbing chakra. The clay diffuses into billions of particles, which means that it can extract the chakra from every cell in the body.

"

There was a hint of fanaticism in Deidara's eyes, "No matter how powerful a ninja is, all he can use is the chakra produced by a small part of the cells in his body. If he could mobilize 100% of his body's potential, what kind of power would that be?"

The students Uehara had worked so hard to train were not just for him to blow himself up for fun. Deidara, the dirt-eating boy from Iwagakure Village, finally embarked on the same old path of eating dirt.

"In that case, Deidara, you will die." Uehara hesitated again and again, but did not punch Deidara on the head to kill his idea of ​​developing the ultimate explosive ninjutsu. Geniuses always have some unique ideas.

"This technique is too dangerous, Deidara, if you have any difficulties, you must come to me for help, okay?"

Deidara nodded seriously.

"Kimimaro, it's your turn."

"I just did the exercise book for a week, and finally got sixty points in math." Kimimaro scratched his head in distress, and the friendly laughter of his friends rang out all around.

"However, I took the time to learn some medical ninjutsu knowledge."

"Teacher Uehara, because of the special characteristics of my body, I don't seem to have a problem with being broken by the enemy, right?"

"So, I think I should strengthen my ability to fight at close range."

It's true. Kimimaro, whose bones can grow indefinitely, has no doubts about fractures. Even if his leg is broken by Raikage's kick, he can stand up again immediately. He is born to be a strong boy who can't be beaten down.

After Uehara thought for a while, he took out a scroll from his backpack and handed it to Kimimaro, "The art of bone activation. I once practiced this art, and my bone strength was more than three times that of ordinary people. But now I have reached my limit.

Already."

"I hope I can provide you with some help."

Half of the credit for Uehara's current great strength and strong body is attributed to this bone reactivation technique. Most people's bones stop developing when they reach adulthood, but the bone reactivation technique made Uehara's bones stronger again after he became an adult.

Otherwise, Uehara would not be able to grow to over 1.9 meters.

"Roll, a piece of cloth woven from special fibers specially customized for you by Master Qingming. It is flame retardant, electrically resistant, and waterproof. It is also very airtight, can isolate toxic gases, and is very light."

Along with a convenient backpack, Uehara handed the cloth to Juan along with the backpack, saving her the inconvenience of carrying a large roll of cloth every day.

"Since Juan you want to rely on cloth as your main means of combat and rely on ninja tools to fight, well, then let's think about the ninja tools."

"I have thought of several good tactics, such as keeping several cloths of different materials in reserve. Cloth made of flammable materials can wrap around the enemy and then be used with fire escape to attack the enemy; cloth with a metal sandwich can be combined with the thunder of companions.

Escape to form cooperation; special medical cloth is also a good idea; the cloth is too weak for defense, so use sealing technology to strengthen it."

Uehara talked about more than a dozen ideas for developing escape tactics, and Maki's eyes lit up.

Then Uehara asked the rest of the people to join the discussion.

Deidara said that he could use the rolled cloth as a cover to cover his clay bombs. Muzan said that he had a fire escape that would not burn objects, and that he could combine it with the rolled cloth to make something similar to a hot air balloon. This is again

An eye-catching proposal.

Juan was very happy, holding a notebook and jotting down notes quickly.

Uehara was pleased to see this, and he remembered that he had also grown up by taking notes and accumulating knowledge bit by bit.

The conversation continued, and Muzan asked Shangyuan about the sealing technique and the fire escape technique.

"Wugou, the problem you mentioned that the fire attack route is difficult to control, mastering the change of fire attribute form is indeed the solution. I have other simpler methods."

"Combined ninjutsu." Uehara said four words concisely and comprehensively.

"The problem with fire escape is also a problem with fire itself. Flame has no mass and is difficult to shape. So what about adding foreign objects?"

"For example, the combination of black earth's melting escape, fire escape and molten rock, with solid fire, is easy to control."

"But Fusion Escape is Black Earth's unique ability, and you can't master it."

"You might as well try another substance, smoke."

"Smoke?" Wugou thought thoughtfully, and the other little ghosts also listened attentively.

"Smoke is solid particles that are not fully burned. The trajectory of the flame is difficult to control, but the trajectory of the smoke can be easily controlled."

"First release the flammable smoke, and then ignite the smoke. The smoke that is instantly ignited can spread to almost any desired shape."

As Wu Kuan's thoughts were spinning rapidly, he also thought of other advantages of using smoke and dust as an auxiliary means of fire escape. The smoke and dust could also be used as a blindfold to confuse the enemy's sight.

Fire Release is just an offensive ninjutsu, but with the addition of smoke, it becomes a combination of confusion, attack, and controllable trajectory.

"Teacher, what should be the name of such a ninjutsu?" Muzan couldn't wait to go back and develop this ninjutsu.

"Just call it - [Jin Xu Ran]." Uehara smiled inexplicably.

The inspiration for this jutsu originally came from Sarutobi Asuma, a ninjutsu with a brilliant idea.

As the son of Sarutobi Hiruzen, Sarutobi Hiruzen is a master of combined ninjutsu, and Asuma also inherited the essence of Sarutobi's combined ninjutsu very well.

Using smoke and dust as a trajectory for fire escape is a wonderful idea. It is simple to operate, has remarkable effects, and is replicable. Uehara believes that Asuma's jutsu can be selected as one of the ten most ingenious combination ninjutsu.

Later, Ryuuga applied for a Ninja Sword to Uehara, and Uehara approved a note for her, asking her to go to Seimei's place to get it, and she could get whichever Ninja Sword she liked. As a student, she should pamper her as much as she can. .

Hongtu is still studying earth escape ninjutsu. He is only good at earth escape. Uehara asked Hongtu to continue to think of more uses after coming up with ninety-seven ways to use the earth escape wall. The record of the maximum use of earth escape wall was set by Uehara. , Uehara developed more than one hundred and thirty kinds of Doryūbi tactics.

As the basis of Earth Release Ninjutsu, if you master the Earth Release Wall Jutsu, you can learn other low-level Earth Release Ninjutsu.

The party didn't end until the sun was setting, and everyone felt that they still had something to say.

"Okay, it's time to go back. You should rest early at night."

"goodbye teacher."