rock ninja log

"The situation was very critical at that time. There was thick fog everywhere. The whine of the shurikens flying through the fog seemed to be ringing in the ears. At any time, the fog ninja would jump out of the blocked vision with his ninja sword volleying down.

"The situation is critical." Without the talent of a storyteller, Uehara used a lot of adjectives and exaggerated language, but the story he told was unsatisfactory. Uehara's story was not exciting. The content in the story was something that no one had ever experienced before.

Everyone held their breath and listened carefully. He wanted to miss any word, "When a fog ninja jumped out from behind me, I pulled out the ninja sword from behind. At this point, I have to tell you some experience.

, If you want to use a knife, you should carry two on your back, one for fighting, and a short knife that can be quickly drawn out to deal with unexpected situations..."

This was an omission that was not noticed even after the post-war summary. Uehara frowned and took out his inseparable notebook to record, "Then everyone thinks that when I also pulled out the sword, the enemy's sword has also been slashed down.

At this time, what is the most important thing to do at this time?”

Uehara lowered his tone and pretended to ask a deep question, which made everyone start thinking involuntarily.

"Get away?"

"If it were me, I would go underground and chop off the enemy's feet..."

The answers given by the companions were different, and Uehara was noncommittal, "Actually, I just turned the back of the knife over, using the reflection of the back of the knife, and then - to see if my hair was messed up, hahahahaha..."

It was such a bad joke. Everyone looked at Uehara with blank expressions. Then, in order to prevent him from being embarrassed, everyone laughed exaggeratedly, laughing forward and back, which made the atmosphere even more embarrassing.

"There was a rice ball. He was walking. As he walked, he felt hungry, and then he ate himself..."

…

"Naruto's mother gave birth to three children. The eldest is called Dalang, and the second is called Jiro. So what is the name of the third?"

"Call Kojiro!" Yutu, who had always wanted to interrupt, was always snatched away by others. This time, he finally got the chance. After answering, he looked at Uehara with excitement on his face.

"Well, actually," Uehara's mouth twitched, suppressing a smile, "Didn't I say at the beginning that Naruto's mother has three children, so the three are Dairo, Jiro, and Naruto!"

"Hahahaha..." This time everyone couldn't help but laugh. Only Zhuo Tu patted his head in annoyance, he was a little doubtful about life.

Everyone was laughing. It was very painful not to be able to grin wildly. There was a severe lack of water and everyone was in the same situation. There were dry and cracked wounds on their mouths. If they moved too much, blood would always burst out. Therefore,

Uehara's mouth kept sucking when he told jokes.

Not only were everyone happy to see away the gloomy and smiling fool, but the man guarding the door was also having a hard time enduring it.

"Well, it's fatal..." Han couldn't help laughing at the joke just now, but it affected the muscles in his abdomen and pulled the wound, causing the corners of his mouth to twitch in pain.

"Uehara, you are always very resourceful..." Han thought with some relief.

…

"Hahahahahaha," when everyone's laughter stopped, Kari laughed so hard that his jaw almost dislocated, "Uehara, who is that Naruto?"

How long should this guy's reflex arc be...

Strange people do have strange brain circuits.

"Don't worry about it Naruto, I just thought of a name," Uehara responded, "So Kari," Uehara glanced at Kari with an ancient look, "I'll tell you another one."

"It is said that there was a small boat with a group of small animals such as calves, calves, pigs and so on. Suddenly the boat leaked. I had to throw one out to safely sail back to the shore. So who should be thrown? Everyone thought of a good idea. Everyone.

Let's tell jokes together, and whose joke makes the least people laugh will be thrown out..."

…

"I seem to understand," Doji stared at Kari for a long time, "What Uehara means is that Kari, you are that slow-reacting little pig..."

…

After drinking the pure water, there is still a lot of water temporarily poured in the Shinano River, but it tastes terrible. The problem of soil erosion is also serious in Tsuchokuni, which causes the water in the lower reaches of the Shinano River to be turbid.

The speed is comparable to that of the Yellow River, but it is only because of the larger water flow that the water is a little clearer.

Drinking raw water will upset your stomach, but even if it is boiled water, it still has a strong earthy smell. After shaking it for a few times, you can still see sedimentary sand and gravel at the bottom of the cup.

While he was hesitating whether to drink it, Uehara suddenly felt that someone was staring at him.

He turned around and felt something was wrong. When he dragged out the kid thrown in the shadow, Uehara was happy.

"Hey? There's a cataract here..."

After asking his companions, Hyuga Aotori, who bites and spits, is one of the members of the Konoha Hundreds. The reason why he was not killed by the violent Utsuchi and the cold Tojō is because during the interrogation, it was discovered that he was

Hinata's younger brother.

The entanglement between the Iwa Hundreds and the Konoha Hundreds made even Han doubt what kind of world the ninja world was.

Therefore, at the suggestion of former members of the Hundreds, Raizo and Aoi, Hyuga Aotori became a prisoner or one of the hostages.

"You are such bastards. Why didn't you tell me that there was a prisoner? The Hinata family is very useful." He cursed at a few people in the prison on the side, but those guys didn't take it to heart at all.

"Of course the Hinata family's one is useful, but we have tried everything that can be tried. This kid said very stubbornly that it is useless." Doji, who is good at torture, gave his professional opinion.

His jaw was dislocated, his clothes on his chest were wet with drool, his hands were tied behind his back, and there were tightly twisted iron wires around his ankles. The marks that sunk deep into his flesh were showing signs of turning blue.

Hyuga Aotori looked a little miserable like this. Uehara twitched his nose a few times, and then clicked to help him recover his lower jaw.

"Don't think about biting your tongue and committing suicide," Uehara laughed while blocking the spittle from the kid with his hand, "I'm a medical ninja. If you bite off your tongue, don't worry, I will definitely save you.

Then your pain is worthless."

"Hinagazaki told me about you," Uehara pointed to the armor on his body. This set of Konoha-style black and red samurai armor was now dark and dirty. "This is your brother.

The reason why my armor is here with me, well... is because I like it, so I asked Hinata to get it back."

The hot water was probably cold enough to drink. Uehara frowned and took a sip. The strong earthy smell was indeed nauseating.

Preparing to wait for more debris to settle before drinking, Uehara suddenly discovered that when he drank water, Hinata Aotori's throat kept shaking and his mouth opened and closed uncontrollably.

"Touji, how long has it been since you gave him water?" Uehara turned around and asked.

"About two days, or more..." Togoku frowned and thought, "If it weren't for Uehara, our water would be running out, so there's no need to waste it on him, right?"

What Togoku said made sense, and Uehara agreed.

"Kari, is there any water? The pure kind?"

…

What a stubborn brat, when Uehara kindly opened the remaining pure water and put it to his mouth, Hyuga Aotori took a sip of water and spit it all on Uehara's face.

He must be very thirsty, but he refuses to compromise.

"I said," Uehara touched the water stains on his face, his eyes turned cold, "If you keep doing this, even a good-tempered person will be offended. Be careful. Hinata and I have already cleared up.

I don’t owe him anything…Hey!”

Uehara's lecture came to an abrupt end, and Hinata Aotori looked at Uehara with a sarcastic expression. His expression was very cold, with a deathly indifference, completely unlike the expression that a ten-year-old child should have.

Blood was bleeding from the corner of Hinata Aotonori's mouth. Uehara subconsciously opened his mouth with his fingers to check and rescue him if possible. At this moment, like a puppy, Hinata Aotonori suddenly opened his mouth and bit Uehara's finger with a click.

Fortunately, Uehara's strength was great, and Hinata Aotori, who had been hungry for a long time, didn't have much strength, so Uehara was saved from having his fingers bitten off.

"Asshole, I lied to you!" Hyuga Ao Niao spat on the ground, with a look in his eyes as if he had succeeded in his plot, the revengeful pleasure of succeeding.

"Hyuuga Blue Bird's Cage Bird Technique is fake, and yours, I think, is also probably fake." With a sound, Uehara pulled out his short sword, grabbed Hinata Blue Bird's collar, and put the tip of the sword close to his upper eyelid.

Sure enough, he is not a fearless kid. Uehara felt his pupils shrink, "I need the help of Byakugan. With this, I can ensure your safety. Your brother can trust me. He can't come to the Kingdom of Wind.

I promise him not to hurt you if possible... Well, you guy, the price Hinata Zhen offered me is worth two hundred million. This is his proof of being a ninja."

"The name Blue Bird is very beautiful, but it is such a pity that it disappeared like this."

After leaving a bottle of water and leaving, Uehara suddenly remembered that the theme song of Naruto's anime was called Blue Bird.

Having a nice name is of no use. The nicer the name, the sooner you may die. When I first watched Shippuden, Uehara thought that Moonlight Hayate would be an extremely important character, but later I found out that this guy was just a sidekick.

"What's wrong with being called Blue Bird?" Uehara had been dissatisfied with his name, Uehara Doishi, for a long time, and silently complained in his heart, "What's wrong with having a nice name? A brat with such a bad temper will definitely not survive more than two episodes."

…

"Have you finished drinking?" Uehara held a bottle of boiling water in his hand and handed it to Hinata Aotori, "Do you want more?"

"want!"

"Well, you have already drank seven bottles of my water, two bottles of purified water and five bottles of non-purified water." Uehara took out a pen and notebook and counted, "The total is three million."

"When the war is over, I will send the bill to Hinata, and he will definitely pay me back, hahahaha..."

The Hinata family is probably super rich. A lollipop can be sold for ten thousand, which is probably not too much...

Hinata Aotori, who was devouring the food, probably didn't know that the snacks piled on the ground in front of him were probably the most expensive food he had ever eaten.