Respawn Entertainment

"Guo Jiacai" is a restaurant opened by Mr. Guo Degang, which mainly sells private dishes in Tianjin and Shandong cuisine. The environment here is simple and elegant. Photos of Guo Degang are hung on signs, with a grand and conspicuous door face. The hall is antique, the ancient wood-colored tables and chairs and the layout of the hall complement each other. The word "Guo" can be seen everywhere in the restaurant.

The first floor of the restaurant is a Chinese restaurant, of which 14 ordinary private rooms are named after famous crosstalk jokes. "Eight Great Good Lucks", "Lyricus Flowers", "Manchu and Han Festival", "Fu and Longevity", and "Fugui Picture". There are 2 luxurious private rooms, and the luxurious private rooms are suites equipped with high-end furniture in the style of Old Yanjing. The second floor is De* Yunshe Crosstalk Theater.

After eating Guo’s food, I went upstairs to listen to crosstalk, which would definitely be worth the trip.

Now Chen Lin, a specialty restaurant, is also half the owner. A month ago, Yuhuang Entertainment acquired 51% of the shares of De* Yunshe for 2 million yuan in cash, including 30% of the shares of Guo Jiacai.

At 11:00 noon, when Chen Lin and his gang arrived, the two leaders of De* Yun Club, Guo Degang and Yu Qian, knew that they were coming and led a group of disciples to greet them at the door of the store.

"Teacher Guo, Teacher Yu." Chen Lin respected the two crosstalk artists very much, called them teachers when they met, and also acted as an intermediary to get to know each other with the two teachers and a group of celebrities.

The celebrities knew that the boss also had a stake in Moral Yunshe, and everyone was considered their own people, and they all felt that they were very close. They saw that the boss respected the two teachers very much, so the celebrities, except for Zhang Guoli, Wang Gang and Li Youbin, who were of high generation, called each other by their names, all followed the boss to call the teacher.

"Haha, Mr. Chen, Mr. Yu, Mr. Guoli, Mr. Wang Gang, Mr. Li Youbin, all the celebrities are in the store, and the private room is ready." His eyes narrowed into a slit, please let everyone enter the store.

With the support of two leaders and disciples of De* Yunshe, a group of people entered the largest luxury private room.

"Everyone." After everyone sat down, Guo Degang, who was the host, spoke politely to Yu Qian: "The visit of all the big stars makes the restaurant bloom and bright. I have a little wine and side dishes to please everyone to taste. I hope everyone can have a happy meal."

"After eating, please go to the second floor. Several of my bad pupils held a small crosstalk special for the stars."

"Okay, it's great to listen to crosstalk after eating."

Everyone was happy to hear that De*yun Club had a special crosstalk for everyone.

"Teacher Guo, Teacher Yu, please sit down too. Your beloved disciples should also sit together."

Chen Lin asked Guo Degang and Yu Qian to sit down, but his disciples all said that after eating, they would not sit down as waiters. Chen Lin did not force him to know that the crosstalk industry still maintained the tradition of master-apprentice system, and the master was equivalent to his father's strict control over the apprentice.

"The dish is here." With a shout, the food is served one by one. Every time the disciples of the signature dish De* Yunshe will introduce the characteristics of this dish to everyone.

"This dish is made of Guo's fattening mutton, selected fatty mutton slices, poured spicy sauce after flying water, poured with fresh pepper oil on the surface, and finally sprinkled with green and red pepper. This dish was studied and improved by my master and the chefs, and it is very worth a try."

When everyone looked at it, they saw that the fat mutton on the plate was bright in color, the slices of meat were evenly fat and thin, and the heat was just right. Huang Bo couldn't help but pick up a piece of mutton slices. "Wow, it's really delicious."

Huang Bo said this and everyone moved their chopsticks. The mutton slices were torn inch by chewing. The salty and fresh juice filled the mouth, accompanied by the spicy and stimulating feeling that was there and there was nothing, and it was tender and fragrant.

"It tastes delicious, it tastes great." After tasting, everyone gave Guo Degang a thumbs up. Unexpectedly, this has also been studied by crosstalk artists in cooking.

"Please see, this is a pair of crispy fish. The crucian carp and horse-mouth fish are marinated with Duliu old vinegar, a specialty of Tianjin. After adding the ingredients, stew it and then let it cool, it becomes a cold dish. The fish meat is tight and the fish bones are crispy and rotten, and you can't stop eating it."

"The special shrimp paste fried buns, corn, soybeans, millet and three-meal noodles are fryed first and then fried, and the coarse grains are fragrant. With the special shrimp paste, green onion slices and cucumber strips, you can cook or make staple food."

"There are also shrimp gluten alone, Guo's meatballs are thrown, the home-boiled beanfish, smelly fish and rotten shrimp, and the master's wife makes braised noodles..."

Wow, everyone's appetite has increased significantly in the face of so many delicacies, "Mr. Chen, announce that we will start eating. We can't wait."

Chen Lin smiled slightly and raised his glass and stood up. Seeing this, everyone quickly put down their chopsticks and raised their glasses and stood up.

"Before eating, I drank this glass of wine, and this glass of wine congratulates the long-lasting ratings of "Bright Sword"."

"Cheers~~"

Everyone clinked glasses and drank them all.

"Everyone, should we give our boss and wife a cup to congratulate our boss on our career getting bigger and bigger, and let us follow our boss to enjoy the glory of the United States and South Korea. At the same time, we wish our beautiful boss and wife eternal youth and a long life with our boss."

"Okay, that's right. Congratulations to the boss and the boss for their sweet love and a prosperous career. Cheers to everyone~~"

Everyone applauded Teacher He’s proposal, and they had another drink with Chen Lin and Yu Yu and his wife. After the two drinks, the atmosphere in the private room became warm.

After a glass of wine, everyone started chatting. Guo Degang and Yu Qian talked to everyone about some old almanacs in the crosstalk industry. Everyone listened to it with relish and gained great knowledge.

At this time, Chen Lin couldn't help but suggest that the two teachers come to the scene for a short period.

"Come, come one." Chen Lin's proposal was unanimously agreed by everyone and they started shouting.

Guo Yu and the others looked at each other and smiled, without discouraging everyone's interest, and said something on the spot.

Guo: Everyone, I’m so ugly. I’ll tell you a joke "Dream of the West"

...

A group of military talents gathered together to form old men and troops to maintain world peace.

Yu: Oh, I have to maintain peace in this world

Guo: Oh, isn't this? It includes me

Yu: Are you from the old man and the army?

Guo: I was there, so I booked it at that time. I had to find a place to train and a country.

Yu: Where to look for?

Guo: Switzerland, Switzerland is not doing it, we are neutral

Yu: No mixing

Guo: France, no, France is so romantic, I'm afraid we'll be busy getting married

Yu: Why did you go there?

Guo: Japan, I am afraid of having diarrhea after eating sashimi

Yu: All the bad habits

Guo: Finally, I chose a country with picturesque scenery and spring.

Yu: Where?

Guo: Tongxian

Yu: Tongxian? Is Tongxian a country?

Guo: What's wrong with Tongxian? You are not allowed to insult Tongxian. Tongxian will always be an inalienable part of our country's territory.

Yu: This is not close to it

Guo: I like to be in Tongxian.

Yu: If you like it, go

Guo: Where are we all together? Everyone gathered together. We picked it from all over the world. Our hundred people gathered together.

Yu: It's been on the xin

Guo: It's time for class, this teacher, American five-star general, Corporal James

Yu: You can wait a moment. Why are you still a corporal if you are a five-star general?

Guo: After he finished serving the sauce, he would go to the market to sell it.

Yu: OK, it's a big sauce

Guo: Why sell dai sauce? Teacher? We all stood together in the morning, everyone will do it first.

Yu: Practice this

Guo: Do ​​eye health care

Yu: I remembered it

Guo: It's done, sing the school song

Yu: School song?

Guo: Everyone stood together and sang: You are the best-selling person behind the official sect. You can eat delicacies and wear silk and silk to satisfy your wishes. I never thought that

....

Guo: Something happened later. There was a building in the United States, and I praised it. I asked the plane to repay it.

Yu: Your word is too uncivilized, World Trade Center

Guo: It’s so bad, I’m anxious. President Bush is so anxious. He only takes 30 pounds of gunpowder a day.

For: not

Guo: Look for it, find military geniuses. Lead troops to fight and arrest these terrorists.

At: Oh, look for it

Guo: There is peace all over the world, where can I find it? It’s hard to find it

By: There are few talents

Guo: Finally, President Bush has a secretary named Wang Fugui

Yu: What's the name

Guo: Tell the president that there is a Guo Degang in Beijing, China

Yu: Looking for you

Guo: Great, military genius, literary talent, can bring pens to the world, martial arts can make the world clear, go to the kang to meet the girls, go to the kang

Know the shoes in the kang.

......

Guo Degang and Yu Qian made everyone laugh out loud in this episode of "Dream of the West". Basically, every few seconds, some of them couldn't help laughing and couldn't help but cheer.

Finally, the two teachers ended the performance with warm applause from everyone.

"Come on, everyone will give the wine, let's toast the two teachers."

"Oh yo ~~ I'm so proud of my face."

Chen Lin took the lead and greeted the two teachers with everyone. At this time, everyone had almost eaten. Everyone was addicted to Guo Yu's performance, so they all got excited and went to listen to crosstalk on the second floor.

(If you are interested, you can listen to "Dream of the West", "My Life", "On Dreams", "Trust Wife and Children" and "I Want to Travel" are all funny crosstalks.)

......(To be continued.)