Reborn flat peach, was overheard by monkeys

Chapter 88 I am the only outsider!

Huaguoshan, Shanshenfu, main hall.

The white-fronted tiger rested half its body on the altar table, snoring loudly. From time to time, it would lick the corners of its paws and mouth with its big tongue, making a series of chirping and teeth grinding sounds.

"What a sin! I can't even sleep peacefully!"

Shen Gongbao was looking at the Taoist scriptures. He was upset by the noise and threw the Taoist scriptures towards the head of the white-fronted tiger.

boom!

The head was smashed.

The white-fronted tiger opened his eyes in a daze and asked in a muttered voice: "Who... who hit me?"

Shen Gongbao yelled angrily: "Please be quiet!"

"Oh..." the white-fronted tiger responded aggrievedly, and the snoring stopped as expected.

Shen Gongbao breathed a sigh of relief, and with a move of his right hand, he took the book into his hand. He just opened it and read two lines.

Huh-huh-

[The centripetal force of the two religions is so strong. How did those two people trick Ran Deng, Guanyin, Samantabhadra, Manjusri, and Fear Liu Sun into teaching in the West? 】

Shen Gongbao picked up the edict on the ground, opened it and looked at it twice, with a hint of sarcasm on his lips.

The fishy wind that hit his nostrils and the wet touch made Shen Gongbao stiffen and immediately broke his guard.

[Even in the current situation, I still have the arrogance of a disciple of a saint in my bones.]

After fighting for a long time and seeing no movement from the white-fronted tiger, Shen Gongbao stopped.

Sooner or later, I'm going to peel off your skin and cramp your tendons to see if you still dare to make such a fuss!

[There is also Duobao, the senior brother who intercepted the religion, who escaped the catastrophe of becoming a god, but after the catastrophe of becoming a god, he transformed into Sakyamuni Tathagata. 】

Unexpectedly, the warrior in yellow frowned and scolded: "Shen Gongbao, why don't you burn incense to pick it up..."

"Here, give it! If you want to see it, take it and see it!"

"..." The corners of Shen Gongbao's eyes twitched, and he had the urge to kill someone.

"Go! Why don't you go!"

"Master, have you beaten enough?"

Shen Gongbao thought the white-fronted tiger was dirty and was unwilling to ride it.

[These disciples of the two sects of Interpretation and Interpretation are really exactly the same.]

Before the white-fronted tiger had finished speaking, Shen Gongbao had already used a magic technique to silence him.

…………

I saw two columns of words engraved on the stone door. The right side said "I have no ears to hear the affairs of the three realms" and the left side said "I only read the Huangting Sutra."

But before Shen Gongbao could get the book back, the snoring sound of killing a thousand swords reached his ears again.

The white-fronted tiger followed him shamelessly.

idiot!

After entering the waterfall and crossing the iron bridge, I saw that the stone door of the Water Curtain Cave was tightly closed with a thick layer of dust on it. Next to it was overgrown weeds and vines growing wildly, almost covering the wall.

[In this one breath, half of the wall of Chanjiao was dug up, which is really cruel!]

"From today on, you stay here honestly, don't ask anything, don't say anything! If you dare to talk nonsense again, I will seal your mouth so that you can't even eat!"

The snoring stopped.

After huffing and puffing for a while, Shen Gongbao gritted his teeth, picked up the futon, and walked out of the hall.

No, it’s not that it seems, but it’s really because God doesn’t want him to read in peace.

The white-fronted tiger sniffed twice, and soon forgot about the pain. He cautiously moved closer to Shen Gongbao, still curious about what was written in the imperial edict.

It’s finally quieter!

It grabbed it, wiped its mouth, rubbed it with its paws, threw it aside, and asked, "Master, what are you going to do?"

Li Anran was not surprised.

This stupid tiger, how could the Jade Emperor disobey Yuanshi Tianzun's order and offend the entire Chan sect for my sake?

He didn't knock on the door or send a message. He just said a greeting as if he had completed his mission, then turned around and went back.

"Do you want to smoke your master to death? I, Shen Gongbao, have lived for so many years, and I have never seen such a sloppy mount like you!"

This monkey is quite clever!

"How many times have I told you, after eating, wash your paws and mouth, and don't lick randomly, you can't have a good memory!"

Shen Gongbao had no time to pay attention to him. Seeing that there seemed to be writing on the stone door, he waved his right hand and used his magic power to sweep away the dust.

Hengpi: "Don't bother me."

Much more comfortable!

Shen Gongbao grabbed the book in his hand and hit the white-fronted tiger's big head "bang bang bang bang" wildly.

It's not like she wants to see him, but like she's afraid of seeing him.

Shen Gongbao shook his head, not optimistic about Sun Wukong at all.

The calamity lies not only in heaven but also in human beings!

If it were so easy to escape, there wouldn't be so many worries in the world!

Shen Gongbao plucked off a leaf, and with a thought, he turned it into a greeting card and stuffed it into the crevice of the stone gate of Huaguo Mountain.

The white-fronted tiger had tears in his eyes, "I...I didn't mean it..."

Inside the Water Curtain Cave, the monkey was greatly surprised.

Shen Gongbao only felt that his head was buzzing and swollen, and he felt much better.

boom!

The book in his hand was smashed again.

Shen Gongbao took a deep breath and recited the Taoist scriptures several times before he calmed down and reached out to receive the Jade Emperor's decree.

Shen Gongbao suddenly lost his temper: "I won't do this next time!"

But today, it seems that God...

Seeing a bad opportunity, I just wanted to hide!

What a pity, it’s just a waste of effort!

"Thank you, sir! Thank you, sir!"

The white-fronted tiger's head was a little big when he saw the words written in fine writing on it, such as purging evil spirits, but the material of this edict was not bad.

What he said was to help me solve the problem of my physical body, not to take my physical body out of the Beihai Spring!

"!!!" The white-fronted tiger was shocked and quickly covered his mouth with his paws.

He burned a talisman and informed the Jade Emperor about the Water Curtain Cave, while thinking secretly in his heart.

Looking up, he saw a warrior in yellow clothes holding the Jade Emperor's edict in his hand, heading towards the Mountain God's Mansion.

At this time, suddenly a big furry head came to the front and said: "Master, this is the Jade Emperor's imperial edict? What did he say?"

Shen Gongbao was stunned, but the white-fronted tiger grinned, extremely excited: "Master, you said before that you have never seen anyone sloppier than me! Now you have seen it, right? Hahahaha!"

Li Anran suddenly admired the two Western leaders.

boom!

Before he finished speaking, Shen Gongbao swung down the fly whisk in his hand and knocked the yellow-robed warrior away.

The footsteps thumped loudly.

Shen Gongbao then threw the edict to the white-fronted tiger and said: "What is written on it is just some nonsense. In fact, it is urging me to deal with that monkey."

The snoring sounded again.

"Leaving now?"

[Zhenren Taiyi and others do not look down upon the Jade Emperor, Wen Zhong and others do not look down upon the Jade Emperor, and Shen Gongbao is no exception.]

"Master, is this the end? Didn't the Jade Emperor promise you, as long as you..."

Shen Gongbao had just taken a look under the tree outside the palace when he heard a shout in the air: "The mountain god Shen Gongbao of Huaguo Mountain has accepted the order."

Since he has been in seclusion, many people (demon) have come to Huaguoshan to look for him, but Shen Gongbao is definitely the most perfunctory and efficient.

Seeing the white-fronted tiger peeking into the cracks of the door, pulling out the bottom of the door, and wanting to call the door, I grabbed the skin around its neck, ignored its struggle, and carried it back to the mountain temple.

[It is said that Taishang Daozu sent him to divide the Western teachings of luck, but why do I feel that he works harder than anyone else? 】

monkey:"……"

Ran Deng, Samantabhadra, Manjusri, and Jusun are all disciples of the Chan teaching?

Tathagata is the senior brother of Jiejiao?

really!

In the entire Three Realms, I am the only outsider!

(End of chapter)