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Chapter 34: The Old Monkey
() The old madman narrowed his eyes and looked at Hong Liebing's reaction, and suddenly said in a deep voice: "I... decided to give you a lucky thing!"
"Give me a fortune?" Hong Liebing suddenly felt a ridiculous and ridiculous feeling in his heart. He glanced at the old madman and said funnyly: "What can you give me? The most powerful magic weapon in the world? Amazing and beautiful
An eternal peerless martial art? A magic pet with unlimited potential? Or... a heaven-defying pill that can increase its strength for thousands of years?"
"I can give you all these things!" The old madman looked proud, "Now... I will give you a gift of meeting!"
As he said that, the old madman found several books from his arms and spread them out one by one in front of Hongliobing.
"These are all peerless martial arts that have attracted countless powerful people to compete for!"
"Even if it's ten thousand gold, it's hard to buy it!"
"This book is the 'Ten Yang Divine Art'! It is said that once you practice to the extreme, you can reproduce the last scene of the ancient times, where the ten rounds of scorching sun shine on the earth, causing the sea to dry up and all living beings to die!"
"This book is 'Jiuyin Dragon Claw Hand'! Once you practice to the extreme, your hands will become chicken claws... Oh no! It turns into dragon claws so sharp!"
"This book is 'I am the only one in the heavens and all worlds'! How about it? Do you think it's amazing just by listening to the name?"
"This book is the 'Ninth Sense of Understanding'! Have you ever heard of the creatures like Saint Seizures who are undead and known as Xiaoqiang? That's right! This is their cultivation secret!"
"There is also this book of 'How to Become a Saiyan', which is also a secret book that allows people to surpass the limits of human beings! According to legend, once they reach the realm of a super Saiyan, a shock wave can destroy the entire human world!"
"This book is the 'Tathagata Holy Palm'! The martial arts inside are super powerful. They are super dazzling, super shocking. They are super awesome!"
"There are several other books that are very rare. Once you reach the advanced level, it is not a problem for the seventh-level god-level masters! Boy, take them and take them!"
As he said that, the old madman stuffed the book in his hand to Hongliobing.
Then, he coughed twice, stretched out his right hand, and said, "The original price is 150,000 gold coins. Now I will give you a 10% discount to you because you helped me before. I will charge you 15,000 yuan.
Thousands of gold coins are ready. Thank you, old man,"
"..." Hong Liebing was covered in black lines, and she wanted to slap the old madman in front of her, who was constantly clamoring to the ground.
However, he finally resisted his impulse, and he was worried that he would kill someone because he was too excited and could not control his strength.
He took a deep breath, returned the book in his hand to the old madman, and turned around and left.
"Hey, boy. I kindly gave you the secret to practice. Don't accept it!" The old madman ran to Hong Liebing, stretched out his hands, blocking his way. He was very tough.
He said: "If you don't give me a reasonable explanation today, don't want to leave!"
"A reasonable explanation? That's right! You have to give me one!" Hong Liebing's forehead bulged and she roared and shouted to the old madman: "You old guy, read every book by yourself
Behind it! Even the words "Kamikaze Empire Publishing House" "Suggested Retail Price 5 Copper Coins". You still want to take it out and cheat people, you are fooling people!"
"Oh... it's true." After looking at the books in his hand, the old madman looked at the few books in his hand. He was embarrassed and laughed embarrassedly: "I'll make some mistakes, carelessness... I'll improve it next time."
"Since you understand, then you can get out of the way." Hong Liebing said angrily, "I don't have time to play with you!"
"No, I have other treasures!" The old madman suddenly fell to the ground, hugged Hong Liebing's calves and refused to let go, "Little brother, you just take a look, please!"
"Hey hey hey! It's in public now, I want it even if you are shameless!" Hong Liebing struggled hard, but it had little effect.
The old madman was just an ordinary person without power. Hong Liebing did not dare to use too much power, for fear of shocking him to death on the spot.
"If you promise me, get up!" the old madman screamed strangely, "Or I will depend on you even if I die!"
At this time, many people from all directions had already turned their attention to them.
There are quite a lot of people whispering to each other, covering their mouths and laughing secretly.
"Okay! OK! I agree!" Hong Liebing's forehead was full of black lines. He understood the feeling of the burly man before. At this time, he also wanted to beat the old madman with a stick.
"Okay, let's go!" The old madman stood up happily, grabbed Hong Liebing's sleeve and left.
"Hey, old madman, where are we going?" Hong Liebing asked in confusion.
"Go to see my partner, Old Monkey!" The old madman turned around and showed his big yellow teeth, laughing: "He has so many treasures there! And he is also a strange man with the ability to occupy the pounce!"
"Is the other one of the two major pests?" Hong Liebing narrowed his eyes, "Hey, I said, I'll admit it this time, I'll give you ten gold coins, don't bother me again in the future, okay?"
"I'm not the kind of person who is jealous of money!" the old madman said with a humming voice, "Even if you give me ten thousand gold coins now, I... I... well... I will only consider it!"
"Ten thousand gold coins, you're dreaming!" Hong Liebing curled his lips disdainfully, "Do you think money is so easy to make?"
"Oh! We're here!" The old madman happily pointed to a not far away, a picture of gossip yin Yang, sitting in a ragged mess with sunglasses, drooling and dozing off the old man, "That person is
My good brother, his pummary technique is definitely the number one in Xuanyue City!”
"Uh..." Hong Liebing opened his mouth wide, "There is a stall of the Bagua Tai Chi diagram, shouldn't it be said that it is a fortune teller?"
"Oh... don't care so much about the details, you won't be a big shot like this." The old madman waved his hand indifferently, "Go over quickly, my partner is already anxious."
"I was very anxious to wait... He was clearly sleeping! His saliva was flowing down!" Hong Liebing covered his face and sighed, "I said... Can you be a little more dedicated? In this way, those of us who were deceived
, I feel better."
"We will always adopt the customer's opinions seriously and pass them quickly." The old madman said without looking back, not even his face changed, and he looked very insincere.
After he pulled Hong Liebing to his partner, Old Monkey, he kicked him to the ground with one leg, rolled several times before stopping.
This surprised Hong Liebing a little.
"Old madman, how old are you? Your beard is white, and your legs are so neat. It is definitely awesome among ordinary people."
"Who said I am an ordinary person?" The old madman looked at Hong Liebing proudly and said hummingly: "I remember back then, I was a world-class man, and I was the most powerful in several eras, which made countless people respect me.
Super expert!”
"Yes, yes, yes..." Hong Liebing didn't want to argue with the old madman. After saying a few words, he pointed to the old monkey who was still sleeping soundly on the ground and said, "I call myself me sometimes, and I call myself my husband sometimes
Super expert, are you going to continue chatting with me here like this?"
"Well, that's true. Time is money. I'm tens of millions a minute, so I can't just waste it." The old madman nodded, reached out and took out a kettle from his waist, unscrewed the lid and put it inside.
Water poured onto the old monkey's face.
"Wow..." The old monkey screamed strangely, opened his eyes suddenly, jumped up from the ground, with his hands crossed his chest, and catching everywhere like an old monkey, "That bastard plotted against me, grandpa? Come on the name quickly!
I will not kill the unknown!”
After clamoring like this for a while, the old monkey finally discovered Hong Liebing and the old madman.
Then, his old eyes, with dizzy eyes, suddenly condensed, and realized what was going on now.
"Cough cough..." The old monkey coughed twice, walked slowly to the mess with the Bagua Tai Chi diagram, pulled over the chair and sat down.
He put on his sunglasses, reached out and pulled the tilted Bagua Tai Chi diagram on the side, shook his head and said with a slight slight silence, "The above knows five hundred years, the next five hundred years, known as the six realms of reincarnation, the omniscient world of heaven and earth, the heavens and all worlds know everything.
Banxian is me. What’s the point of doing for you two here?”
"...It's so fake." Hong Liebing commented.
"It's not something you can see with your eyes." The old monkey raised his wrinkled face, reached out to Hong Liebing, and pointed at the chair he was swaying across from him, as if he could see him at any time."
Sit down and let me count the divination. If it is not accurate, I will not accept any penny and will not reach out to stop you."
"Oh, so confident." Hong Liebing raised his eyebrows, and he became a little interested. "Then you can try it."
He reached over the chair, sat down, and stretched out his left hand.
"Well..." The old monkey grabbed Hong Liebing's hand, tossed and turned around, frowned and studied for ten minutes, and then said solemnly: "You have recently committed the peach blossom disaster, and I believe you are deeply troubled by it!"
"Can this... really be able to see?" Hong Liebing's mouth widened, and his eyes were almost glaring out in shock.
"And..." The old monkey looked at Hong Liebing again, "You have been very angry recently. You should have been angry more than once, and it has made you so angry that you almost lose your mind and become a murderer.
!”
"You...you are such a master! During this period, I have been suspicious, angry, and often suffered unequal treatment!" Hong Liebing had already used respectful words before he knew it, and he grabbed it with a hand.
The old monkey asked with tears in his eyes, "I don't know if there is a way to resolve my predicament? I feel like I'm going crazy!"
"Yes!" The old monkey was very straightforward and reached out and took out a box of potions filled with small glass bottles from the mess, handed them to Hong Liebing, and said confidently: "This is what can solve your predicament.
Good stuff!" (To be continued...)
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