Rebirth of the New Farmers in the 1980s

There are two bricks and a flat stone in Wanfeng's training ground. These are the equipment used by Wanfeng for exercising.

In the past few days, he designed a pair of dumbbells and a pair of barbells, and asked Xiao Dexiang to make them when he was going to pick up the wheelchair frame from Xiao Dexiang on Sunday.

Picking up two bricks, Wan Feng started working out, doing shoulder pushes fifty times, chest expansion fifty times, shoulder shrugs fifty times, front raises fifty times, curls fifty times...

As soon as he got here, someone came running over.

"Bastard, aren't you tired from work, and you still have the energy to run here and play with bricks?"

"You don't have to walk to play with bricks, so you won't be exhausted when you reach Cuitun."

"I was waiting for you to find me like a silly wife at home, but you came here. Are you trying to piss me off?"

"I can't even say it? Who made you look like a stupid wife... Wait! This is a stupid wife waiting for a wild man. Who is your wild man?"

"Hehehe, it's you, are you going or not?"

"Go by yourself, you are really tired today."

"The crowd is gone, I'm going to be on my own now I'm afraid."

"Then you don't go."

Um? What seems to be abnormal?

"You yourself? What about Jiang Min? Did she go to the movies with someone else?"

"Jiang Min is catching up with the wedding dress. She said that it will be made tonight. Anyway, the movie will be the same tomorrow, so I won't go today."

"Why is she so anxious? It's Dongyue who is getting married, and no one is in a hurry. She is so anxious, as if she is going to get married. Don't be so anxious. Don't sneakily make a wedding dress to embarrass yourself."

"Hehehe, Jiang Min made one and I'm wearing it. It looks so good. I'll show you someday."

"Don't, I don't like hot eyes."

Wan Feng chatted with Luan Feng while exercising, and it would be dark after all Brick's movements.

Throwing down the brick, Wan Feng seemed to think of something: "You just said that Jiang Min made clothes at home?"

"yes."

"So she won't follow you tonight?"

"Aren't you asking nonsense? Why does she follow me when she makes clothes at home?"

"Oh, this time we are finally alone together, I think we should do something."

Luan Feng was also obviously aware of this problem, and her voice became a little vague.

"What are you doing?"

Wan Feng stretched out his hand to lift Luan Feng who was sitting on the beach: "Go drill... drill the willow hair."

Originally I wanted to talk about drilling cornfields, but I remembered that the beach was quite far from the cornfields, but there were willows on the beach, so I changed it to drilling willows.

After speaking, he pulled Luan Feng and got into Liu Maozi.

"Will someone see it?" Luan Feng murmured.

"Look at the fart, I hardly see a few people when I exercise by the river every night, and tonight there is no ghost here."

"What if there are ghosts?"

"At this time, I still don't care about ghosts or ghosts, and I can't care if there are ghosts. Come!" Pulling Luan Feng, she lay on the beach among the willows.

"Kiss first."

three minutes later...

"Bad boy, is this a kiss?"

"Of course,

Just a moment, but it takes a long time. "

Luan Feng stretched out her hand to pinch Wan Feng: "If you call you bad, call you bad!"

"Did you miss me?" Luan Feng murmured as his body was hot.

"I didn't think so."

"You have no conscience, because I miss you every day, I can't sleep well at night."

"Hehe, that's because you're stupid. If I miss you every day and can't sleep, then I can't live well. Let me check to see if your clothes-making skills have improved recently."

"Hey bastard, where are you stretching your hand?"

"Let me see what kind of fabric your clothes are made of, and see if the clothes you make are strong."

"As long as you have something to say, you are not allowed to check blindly!"

"Just check it out."

The biggest lie of a man is a moment, because it may be just a second or it may be a century.

five minutes later…

"You call it an inspection?" The flustered Luan Feng who was inspected finally became angry.

"Yes, I didn't check it a second time. Besides, I haven't finished the inspection yet. Your clothes are too tight, which is not good for your health."

"You scoundrel, you haven't finished checking a place for so long, believe it or not, I'll bite you!"

"Whoever said that only one place should be inspected, wouldn't it be necessary to inspect both the left and right local areas?" Wan Feng said confidently.

Wan Feng was very measured, going north and south, and the basic scope of inspection work was all in the north, and did not involve the southern region.

In the end, Luan Feng got angry and expelled the inspection team out of the country.

The purpose of inspection is to find problems and then solve them. How can we find problems without inspection? How to solve the problem if no problem is found?

Then Wan Feng couldn't bear to check the work several times.

"How old do you plan to marry me home?" Luan Feng asked, leaning against Wan Feng after the last inspection.

"After careful consideration, what do you think when you are thirty?"

Luan Feng waved the Nine Yin White Bone Claw: "Say it again! If you say something wrong, you will fall down."

"Why say it again? Could it be that it is missing? Then look at forty..."

Nine Yin White Bone Claws fell down.

Wan Feng hugged his head: "Don't pull your face, don't pull your ears, don't pull your hair, all right, all right, twenty or twenty, right?"

"That's right, marry me when you're twenty, or I'll go to your house by myself."

Wan Feng was amused when he heard it: "That's good, then I'll save the cost of hiring a car."

then…

"Don't pull your face, don't pull your ears, don't pull your hair."

Fortunately, Lao Tzu has a crew cut, otherwise he would have been dragged into Ge You.

"It's time for you to go back. It's probably past nine o'clock now. If the moviegoers go back and you haven't gone back, Jiang Min will find out."

Startled, Luan Feng sat up abruptly: "It's nine o'clock now?"

"It's almost there, just a little more, let's go back, and check next time."

"Hmph! It's time for me to check on you next time, do you hear me?"

next time? Then we don’t know about the year of the monkey and the month of the horse. Let’s talk about it later.

Wan Feng sent Luan Feng outside the courtyard wall of her house, and through the window, he could see Jiang Min still making clothes under the sewing machine.

"I'm leaving, dear."

After watching Luan Feng enter the house, Wan Feng went home to sleep, and his uncle and aunt came back within ten minutes.

How accurate is the time calculation.

There is a song that goes like this: Life is like climbing a mountain, life is like wading a river...

For Wan Feng, life now is sleeping.

Not only did he sleep at home, but he also fell asleep in class. Unfortunately, Zhou Xiaowen called him to the office.

"Do you realize the mistake of sleeping in class?" It was not like the teacher was criticizing the students at all, because Zhou Xiaowen even got a seat for Wan Feng, and the two of them were face to face, as if they were having a heart-to-heart talk.

Wan Feng thought for a while: "It's not comfortable to lie down and sleep!"

Zhou Xiaowen just took a sip of the tea and sprayed it out, and then coughed.