Rebirth of the Flying Era

"Uncle, I..." As soon as Bangguner spoke, the candy in his mouth was in the way. He hurriedly took out the candy wrapper, carefully wrapped the candy, and continued like a young adult: "Uncle Du, I have something to ask. you."

"Say~" Du Fei was a little curious.

"Um...my silly uncle wants to have sex with Teacher Ran from our class." Banggun'er considers himself an adult, and when it comes to sex, he is not as shy as children of the same age. Instead, he tries his best to imitate the sophistication of adults.

Du Fei looked at his lame appearance and secretly found it interesting.

"Hmm~ It seems that there is something like this." Du Ying said: "I heard that I asked the third uncle to help introduce it."

"Third uncle..." Banggun'er curled his lips, with a trace of contempt in his eyes, and then said slyly: "Uncle, let me tell you, the third uncle is so picky, he took the things from the stupid uncle but didn't do anything. Hehe~ If Uncle Silly knows this, he will steal his bicycle wheel."

Du Fei pretended to have just found out: "Oh, it was Silly Zhu who co-operated with the Three Masters on the wheel!"

Banggan'er hurriedly said: "Uncle Du, please don't spread the word!"

Du Fei smiled and said, "I'm not an old woman who talks about my wife everywhere."

Bangpoler nodded in agreement.

Du Fei asked: "Man, what do you mean by having sex with me?"

Bang Bang'er was stunned for a moment, and then he beamed. He liked this title and said quickly: "Uncle, it's the end of the year soon, and I haven't paid my tuition yet! In a few days, Teacher Ran will come to remind me to pay my tuition. By then... Call Uncle Silly here, does this mean I’m introducing a partner to Uncle Silly?”

Du Fei immediately knew what was going on and nodded: "Yes~ of course forget it!"

I also understand what Bang Bang'er is thinking, to help Sha Zhu find a partner so that he doesn't have to pester his mother.

Bangbang'er's eyes lit up and he chuckled: "Then...can I also ask for some benefits from Uncle Silly? He gave a lot of good things to Third Uncle when he first came to see him!"

He said looking at Du Fei expectantly.

"According to what you say, there's nothing wrong with asking Silly Zhu for some benefits." Du Fei chuckled and said, "But since you came to ask me, you must have other ideas?"

Bang Bang'er pursed his lips, nodded and said: "Uncle, I think~ Uncle Silly has helped our family a lot in these years. He has not found a partner at such an old age, so I introduced Teacher Ran to him and told him He wants benefits...isn't that too manly? Besides, now I'm helping you with the chickens. My mother gives me fifty cents a month. After one semester, I can earn all my tuition fees."

Du Fei thought to himself: "Sure enough, the economic base determines the superstructure. If you can make money, your thinking will be different."

"It's okay~" Du Fei took a sip of hot tea: "I know that Silly Zhu helped your family. Since you understand everything, why do you come here to ask me?"

Bangzi scratched the back of his head and said, "I'm not sure myself, and my family is full of old women. I just thought that Uncle Du, you must know what to do."

Du Fei laughed and said, "You're still a chauvinist!"

The stick sticks out its chest.

Du Fei said: "Just say this to me, don't let your mother hear it, be careful of your butt."

Bang Lian'er suddenly felt deflated, and subconsciously reached out to cover his butt.

He suddenly remembered that he was still in front of Du Fei, and suddenly blushed.

Du Fei waved his hand and said: "Okay, go ahead, it's fine according to your own ideas."

"Hey~ Uncle, I'm back then." Just when Banggun'er felt so embarrassed, Rumeng Dashe quickly changed his shoes and ran out.

But at this moment, Xiao Wu's big head looked out from the edge of the stairs, staring fiercely at the back of Gong who was tying his shoelaces.

At this moment, Du Fei felt that Xiao Wu's emotions contained deep malice.

Looking back at Xiaowu, Du Fei called over.

"Meow~"

Xiaowu walked out gracefully step by step, the fierceness in his eyes disappeared, and he lazily jumped to Du Fei's side.

He reached out and rubbed Xiaowu's big head. Du Fei was very clear about Xiaowu and Banggan'er's grudges.

The last time Bangpoler stole the chicken and got it back, Du Fei forcefully suppressed him.

As Bangguner went out, closed the door and disappeared from sight, Xiaowu's resentment eased a little.

Du Fei stroked Xiaowu's back hair and said calmly: "You can find opportunities to retaliate, but don't kill anyone."

"Meow~"

Xiao Wu immediately became energetic, raised his front legs, reciprocated the favor, stuck out his tongue, turned around and licked the palm of Du Fei's hand to please him.

Du Fei then asked: "Remember to do it at night, don't expose yourself, so as to avoid trouble..."

In fact, Xiaowu couldn't understand much just talking like this. Du Fei had to concentrate on conveying his emotions when speaking.

But at this moment, a scream suddenly came from outside: "Ouch~ little bastard, you are so blind!"

Du Fei was stunned. The sound was like a duck quacking, causing someone to suddenly pinch his neck.

Then I heard Bang Banger's scolding: "You bastard! You are blind..."

Du Fei couldn't help but feel happy. He picked up Xiaowu and walked to the window to look out.

I saw Li Shengli looking unlucky, grinning and covering his crotch.

Bang Bang'er stood two meters away, staring at the opponent with a tigerish face and a wolfish expression.

Li Shengli didn't know whether he was in pain or angry, but his hand trembling while pointing at the stick.

You don't need to ask to know that Bangpole'er must have run out just now, bumped into Li Shengli, and somehow touched his vitality.

Seeing that they were about to fight, Du Fei didn't go out to mind his own business.

Although Banggun'er had just left his house and was shouting from the front and back, Banggun'er, the little wolfdog, had a very sour face and would fall out at any time.

As for Li Shengli, Du Fei had no friendship with him.

"Little bastard, I'm going to wedge you to death!" Li Shengli was furious, enduring the pain and rushing forward to hit him with a stick.

Although Li Shengli has a fat head and a pink face, he is an adult after all.

When Banggan'er saw him rushing towards him, a hint of youthful stubbornness flashed in his eyes.

But as Li Shengli approached with a distorted expression, Bang Bang'er gradually had to raise his head in order to look at him, which made him finally choose to be a hero rather than suffer the immediate disadvantages.

Bang Bang'er was very nimble. He first dodged to the side, bypassing Li Shengli's front, turned around and got into the corridor next to him, and then ran out of the Moon Gate like a gust of wind.

Li Shengli, however, looked like a stupid bear. He stepped over the railing of the corridor and held his eggs, grinning in pain.

At this time, his father Li Guoqiang came out of the house and cursed impatiently: "Shengli, why are you howling! This is embarrassing."

Li Shengli immediately shut up. He felt so aggrieved that he didn't care about chasing the stick, and quietly followed his father back to the house.

In the Li family room, there was a gloomy atmosphere at this time.

Aunt Li was lying on the bed with a sick look on her face, her forehead covered with a wet towel, and her mouth was covered in big blisters.

Although Li Guoqiang is not ill, he is not much better than his wife. Originally, his hair was only gray on the temples, but now his head is more white than black.

Only Li Shengli, who was heartless, still looked as unlucky as before.