Rebirth begins with e-commerce

Luo Xiu spent a lot of effort to explain to his parents how he started his own business.

Compared with making a girl pregnant, starting a business in college and making hundreds of thousands, it has become a little more acceptable.

It's like a girl telling her father that she borrowed dozens of dollars from loan sharks, and in order to repay the money, she accepted several godfathers, had several abortions, and still has two babies in her belly.

When her father was completely despairing, she told him that it was just a joke, that he didn't owe any money, and that he didn't recognize his godfather, but that he just failed the exam.

The father will definitely feel that failing the exam is not a big deal at all, and will give his daughter a reward when he comes back so that she will not put too much pressure on her studies.

This is contrast.

Tell your parents some very bad news first, then tell them less bad news, and the second news becomes more acceptable.

Luo Xiu had been in e-commerce for so many years before he was reborn, so it can be said that he knows the ropes well.

First, mark the original price of a product as very expensive, and then offer a discount of 300 for purchases over 500. This not only makes consumers feel cheap, but also encourages consumers to buy a few more items just to spend over 500.

Some real estate agents will also do this. They will first take you to see those shabby and expensive houses, and then take you to see an affordable house. They will also say that this affordable house has already been interested by customers, and they will come over tomorrow to pay the deposit.

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Later, the designer learned this trick. When submitting pictures, he would submit a poor version first, and after being scolded, he would submit the good-looking pictures.

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After hearing how Luo Xiu started his business, his parents had different reactions.

Although my father doesn’t understand what e-commerce is, he likes to give guidance on work.

Whenever he had time, he would drag Luo Xiu along and talk about how to manage employees, how to negotiate business with others, and most importantly, not to be deceived.

He himself was dawdling within the system, but he felt that he just missed the opportunity back then. If he had made up his mind to break out of the system and start a business overseas, he would be a multi-millionaire now.

Luo Xiu complained silently in his heart: If I let you drink two more drinks, you would be a billionaire.

Of course, it is a rare occasion to go home during the holidays, spend time with your parents, and listen to his bragging, which can be regarded as your duty to the Son of Man.

No one outside would spoil him and listen to his bragging.

Unlike my father, my mother is not interested in career. She is more interested in Guan Shiyu.

When you have time, ask the girl what she likes to eat, what she looks like, how tall and heavy she is, when she was born, what her zodiac sign is, how many brothers and sisters she has in the family, and what her parents do.

All I have to do is tell fortunes with my birth date and horoscope.

Apart from these questions being asked a thousand times, I am still happy at home.

You don’t have to think about anything, just open your eyes and eat.

Of course, this state of loving mother and filial piety lasted only three days, and after three days, she was disliked by all kinds of people.

If you stay at home and don't go out, it's said that you only eat, drink and sleep every day and don't go out for a walk, and your whole person is useless.

If you go out to play, you will be told that you are away from home every day.

These are all good, but the worst thing is that he has become a tool for his parents to show off.

After lunch every day, my mother would look at her son and say expectantly: "Son, take me to your uncle's house later."

While Luo Xiu was eating, he replied: "It's just a few steps away, why don't you drive a motorcycle there?"

"Your uncle used to change your diapers when you were a kid, but now you don't visit your uncle when you grow up. Do you have any conscience?"

When Luo Xiu heard this, he had to surrender immediately: "Okay, okay, I'll take you there."

If you let her continue nagging, there will be no end.

On the way there, my mother warned: "Please remember to give your uncle and aunt red envelopes for the Chinese New Year later."

"I'm still a child, why should I give red envelopes?" Luo Xiu was dissatisfied.

"Your uncle helped you when you were young..."

"Here!" Luo Xiu said with a bitter face, "But I didn't bring a red envelope either!"

"Mom has already prepared it." She stuffed two red envelopes into Luo Xiu's pocket, "Remember to mention that this is the money you earned from starting a business."

"knew."

Luo Xiu said impatiently.

After arriving at his uncle's house, Luo Xiu finally experienced the feeling of being a child of another family. It is estimated that his cousins ​​have been living in his shadow for a long time.

When leaving, Luo Xiu took out the red envelope and practiced Tai Chi Push Hands with his uncle and aunt for a while.

Luo Xiu has never understood how people who practice Tai Chi determine the winner, but now he finally understands.

On the surface, they appear to be pushing each other back and forth, with no one taking advantage, but in fact they are divided into two parties: offensive and defensive.

If the attacker puts the red envelope into the defender's pocket, the attacker gets one point. If the defender takes the red envelope out and puts it back, the defender gets one point.

Luo Xiu even thinks that if Tai Chi wants to enter the Olympics, it must follow this rule.

Whoever has the red envelope in the end represents the loser.

Of course, if the red envelope is thick enough, the losing party actually wins.

Luo Xiu was trying to make a tie this time and successfully handed the red envelope to the other party, but his uncle didn't want to take advantage of this, so he returned two red envelopes before Luo Xiu drove off.

This is the advantage of having a car. It is much easier to throw red envelopes directly into the car than stuffing them in your pocket.

"So I still made a profit."

Luo Xiu smiled and stretched out his hand towards the red envelope, but the devil was one foot taller than the other, and his mother took the red envelope away first.

"Mom, this is a red envelope given to me by my uncle. How can you take it away?"

"I prepared the red envelope for my uncle, so of course I have to return it to me."

The reasons are so abundant that it is impossible to refute.

My dad’s hobbies have become very extensive recently. When I have time, I will play chess, fish, and play cards with my dad.

"Son, I'm going to play chess with Lao Zhang later, please take me there!"

"Didn't you say that Lao Zhang regrets playing chess and never wants to play with him again?"

"He has this little problem, so I want to treat him today."

For this reason, Luo Xiu couldn't refuse, so he had to drive him over and watch him for two hours.

Whenever Lao Zhang wanted to regret his move, his father would say meaningfully to Luo Xiu: "Son, when you are doing business outside, you must not forget two words, that is integrity."

After hearing this, Lao Zhang could only put his hand down silently.

What left Luo Xiu speechless was that Lao Zhang was indeed embarrassed to regret the move, while his father regretted it instead.

As a result, Lao Zhang retreated steadily and lost several games in a row.

Dad came home with a great victory and felt particularly happy.

Luo Xiu also understands the behavior of his parents quite well. After living for decades, his life has basically been settled. His only hope is that his son can make a difference.

This is their only pleasure. As their son, they can only cooperate and be a ruthless pretentious tool.

In the evening, Luo Xiu talked to Guan Shiyu on the phone and told her these things as a joke.

"Hahaha, uncle and aunt are so cute."

"Do rich people like your parents drive nice cars to visit relatives to show off during the Chinese New Year?" Luo Xiu asked with a smile.

"No, my family likes to go skiing abroad during the Chinese New Year. We will leave tomorrow and will not come back until the New Year."

Luo Xiu:......

Or you rich people are better at pretending!