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349. The Sound of Good Voice Audition (hilarious)
The Voice online audition event was quietly launched on Zhiyin.
There was not much popularity in the first week, but as singers uploaded songs one after another and social media fermented, it finally became popular.
There is talk of list voting everywhere.
"Do you know about the auditions for The Voice? Liang Bo sings so beautifully, I want to vote for him."
"It's just average, not as good as my singing."
"You are so awesome, why don't you participate in the competition?"
"If you take part, you will take part. It sounds like I don't dare."
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Many people have inexplicable confidence in their singing voices and feel that they can sing better than other singers.
If you go to a KTV with a group of people, you will find that some people sing clearly very poorly, but their confident look will make you think there is something wrong with your hearing.
Why can he sing so hard yet be so confident?
In fact, it is not a sin to sing unpleasantly. No matter how unpleasant your singing is, you still have the right to sing. You cannot stop cutting off other people's songs just because they sing unpleasantly.
The problem is that not only does he sing poorly, but he is also a tycoon. He has to sing every song and can't cut anything out.
After cutting one song, the next song is still his. Are you surprised?
In the k-room with only two mics, he always has one mic in his hand, the other five people share the same mic, and the remaining five people play dice cups and drink beer all night long.
Zhao Jianye is the one who never requests songs and only plays dice cups and drinks. Li Shan is the Mai Ba who sings poorly.
Before this, there were many music auditions, but they would set some thresholds to prevent those who thought they were capable from participating.
Players need to go through complicated registration procedures, travel to other places to compete, and go to the venue...
All these inconvenient factors ultimately made many people give up the idea of participating.
This is like HR recruitment, setting a bunch of conditions, which can greatly reduce the pressure of his interview.
However, this audition for "The Voice" is different.
As long as everyone picks up their mobile phone, they can record a song for themselves to compete.
So all kinds of monsters and monsters came in, including some who sang very well, and more of them who sang only averagely but thought they were very good singers.
No amount of judges can handle such a huge workload.
However, there are no judges for this audition, because the promotion quotas for each competition area are all decided by netizens' votes.
Ordinary users can cast one vote per day, while members can cast ten votes per day.
This audition does not look at strength, only popularity.
After they uploaded the song, no one voted, so they had to forward it to various groups to get people to vote for him.
During this period, what people are most afraid of is that a friend they haven’t contacted for a long time suddenly sends two words: Are you there?
He is not asking you to borrow money, nor is he sending you an invitation because he is getting married.
Instead, he asks you if you have downloaded the Zhiyin app and asks you to vote for him.
Later, some people got annoyed by the question and replied: I have already voted for someone else and I have no more votes.
What he didn't expect was that just after twelve o'clock in the evening, he received greetings from a group of people: There are new votes, please vote for me.
If I hadn't clicked on the message, I would have thought that it was my birthday today, and there would be so many people clicking on it to send blessings to me.
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The licking dogs were particularly happy during the audition period.
Those licking dogs who send the goddess good morning and good night every day, but the goddess never replies, unexpectedly receive messages from the goddess.
Many of those good-looking goddesses have a star dream, hoping that they can be like Supergirl, debut through the talent show, and become famous all over the country overnight.
She knows that no matter what she wants to do, the licking dogs will help her unconditionally.
So she sent a message to Liigou: Hongwei, I participated in the audition for The Voice on Zhiyin, but no one voted for me. What should I do?
After Liigou received the message, he didn't fall asleep that night.
This is not a simple canvassing, but the master’s task!
The licking dog usually has little fighting ability. It seems that everyone can bully him. That is because the owner has not given him a fighting order.
Now that the order has been issued, no matter whether the front is a sea of swords, guns, fire, or a dragon's pond and a tiger's den, he will still go through it without fail.
The combat power soared from 5 to 500 in an instant. Not only did he open ten member accounts to vote, but he also canvassed, begged and bought votes all night long, trying every means to please the master.
The next day, Liigou sent screenshots of hundreds of votes to the goddess.
Sure enough, the goddess replied to him quickly, and there was no longer just the word "oh".
Facts have proven that as long as you work hard enough, you will be rewarded.
This chicken soup sentence really makes sense, and the number of words the goddess replied to him increased significantly.
It is twice the usual number, that is to say, it has increased from one character to two characters.
These two words are not simply "thank you". If it were just "thank you", it would seem awkward.
These two words are "good".
Liigou sent screenshots of his day's results and hundreds of votes to the goddess, who replied with two words: OK.
A normal person will be very angry when receiving these two words. He will ask: I have paid so much for you and done so many things for you, but you just replied with the word "ok" without a word of thanks?
Licking Dog didn't think so. In his heart, these two words were equivalent to, he asked the goddess: Can you be my girlfriend? The goddess replied: OK.
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Sometimes the licking dog can't help but compete, and the licking dog is not the lowest creature. When he licks others, he is also licked by the lower level licking dogs.
In other words: the person you miss is also waiting for the response from others.
This is an endless biological chain, and you never know which level you are on.
Many people feel that they are at the bottom of the pile, because most people ignore their licking in their hearts and do not even realize that they are licking.
He only thinks about his goddess, but he doesn't know that other girls are silently paying for him.
Everyone has at least two licking dogs, that is his parents.
Parents always give to their children without expecting anything in return, thinking that their children are the best in the world.
When a child uploads a song and participates in the audition for "The Voice", as a parent, he will inevitably mobilize all his relatives and friends to help vote.
"Uncle Third, have you eaten? My child participated in the audition for The Voice. His entry number is 9527. Please vote for him."
It is obvious that the online auditions for The Voice have become popular.
Zhiyin, as the only designated app for this audition, has seen a rapid increase in downloads, rising to the top of the monthly download list of music apps.
What’s even more frightening is that the membership rate is much higher than that of several other music apps.
While Pinru Group was overjoyed with this achievement, it also raised new questions.
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(ps: Regardless of boys or girls, I hope they won’t be lickers.)
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