Rebirth 1983: Back to the day when his wife and daughter died
Chapter 25 Is this thing worth two cents?
"Fishing? Are you planning to go home and eat?"
"Brother Yang, what are you talking about? I don't have much oil at home. Who will eat the fish? It's very fishy!"
"If you don't eat, then what's the use of fishing if you don't go home early?"
Xu Yang wanted Wang Xiaodong to leave quickly, so that he could leave quickly.
"Brother Yang, didn't you tell me last time that fishing is not about fish, but about fun?"
"Cough~cough...what did I say?" Xu Yang smiled awkwardly,
Thinking about it, he was indeed the one who led Wang Xiaodong astray. I don’t know if he got a wife in his last life.
Because in a small place like Kaoshan Village, those who are over 20 years old have not yet married a wife.
It is estimated that he will be a bachelor for the rest of his life. Xu Yang apologized in his heart and could only give some advice.
"Xiaodong, I don't mess around anymore. Stop fishing. Go home quickly. Remember to be a good person and stop messing around."
Wang Xiaodong; "..."Brother Yang, didn't you take me to Wangjia Village next door to watch Widow Wang take a shower last week?
Xu Yang: "...Is it possible? Uh...it seems possible. Don't tell your sister-in-law about this~"
"You go fishing, I won't disturb you and go back first." Xu Yang stopped talking nonsense.
He knew that Wang Xiaodong would not change in a few words.
"Brother Yang, I see that your clothes are soaked with sweat. I will help you take these things back."
Wang Xiaodong was still confused at this time. When did Brother Yang hire someone to pay back his wife?
He usually shouts: "Xiao Dongzi, let's go, I will take you fishing."
"Xiao Dongzi, I heard that Liu Ergou from Liujiacun's new wife is very beautiful. Brother Yang will take you to see her."
"Xiao Dongzi..."
Why does it feel like he is no longer in Brother Yang's eyes now?
Before Xu Yang could refuse, a cry came into their ears.
I saw a few little kids coming out of the pond in the distance. The oldest one was fifteen or sixteen years old.
The younger one is only six or seven years old, and the cry came from that six or seven-year-old child."
"Brother Xiaodong, Erdan's balls are bitten." The children shouted to Wang Xiaodong as they walked.
"Is this the brother you said is fishing?" "Ahem~" Wang Xiaodong smiled awkwardly.
Only then did Xu Yang remember that even though Wang Xiaodong was in his twenties,
Because he is not married and does not work, it is not Xu Yang who takes him around on weekdays.
He was the one who led a group of little kids to play around, and became a veritable king of kids in Kaoshan Village.
"Brother Yang, come and see what's going on? Just wait for me."
After saying that, Wang Xiaodong walked towards the children and greeted them.
"Third son, what's going on??" Wang Xiaodong asked loudly before he stepped forward.
"Erdan's balls were bitten by the bastard and he couldn't pull them off~"
The boy who looked the oldest among the group said hurriedly.
Didn’t I tell you to throw away all those things? What’s so fun about a tortoise shell? You can still be bitten by it.
Wang Xiaodong stepped forward at this time and saw Erdan,
There is a tortoise hanging in front of the egg. They accidentally dropped the tortoise when they were fishing just now.
Wang Xiaodong wanted to try and remove the 88, but it turned out that he hadn’t even touched it yet.
Erdan cried even louder.
What should I do? If you are bitten by a tortoise, just wait for it to let go.
But now Erdan is bitten and cannot be touched.
What if I get bitten, and Erdan keeps crying,
Wang Xiaodong was even more upset. It was easy to deal with other places, so why did he bite it somewhere?
"Xiaodong, what's going on??" Seeing Wang Xiaodong go,
Not only did the cry of the little kid called Doudan not stop, but it got even louder.
Xu Yang couldn't help but ask at this time. He thought the little kid was bitten by an insect or water snake while playing.
"Brother Yang, Erdan, was your egg bitten by the bastard? It's still hanging on and can't be pulled off," Wang Xiaodong said anxiously.
"I was bitten on the balls by the bastard." Xu Yang also knew the importance of the matter. If he was bitten, Erdan's life would be over.
So Xu Yang put down the sack and ran over with two old hens in hand.
Sure enough, the kid named Erdan had a big bastard hanging in front of him.
It probably weighed two kilograms, and it looked like the child was quite frightened.
"Get out of the way, I'll do it." Xu Yang shouted, and everyone suddenly became quiet.
"Xiaodong, find me a small branch, something sharp and thin."
"Okay~" Wang Xiaodong didn't hesitate at all. Now no one has any choice but to look at Xu Yang.
Xu Yang looked at Bastard and then Erdan, okay.
It seems that this bastard has bitten most of his pants.
After a while, Wang Xiaodong ran over holding a pointed twig.
At this time, Wang Xiaodong and several children were looking at each other with big eyes and small eyes.
I don’t know what method Xu Yang used to make this bastard loose his mouth.
I saw Xu Yang, pick up a small branch, poke it at the bastard's nostril,
In an instant, the bastard turned his head and let go
“Is this still possible???”
Wang Xiaodong and several children looked at Xu Yang in disbelief.
In fact, this method was also accidentally discovered by Xu Yang in his previous life when he had not yet made a fortune.
After all, in this day and age, few people would think about being bitten by a bastard, and it would still be bitten in that position.
"What's going on? Does it still hurt??" Seeing the tortoise fall,
The kid named Erdan quickly took off his pants and took a look.
"It's okay ~ it doesn't hurt anymore"
It seems that the bastard didn't penetrate the clothes just now, and Erdan is still young,
Being hung up by a two-pound tortoise again, it must be painful.
"Brother Yang, you are so amazing, you can think of all these methods."
Wang Xiaodong boasted, and after finishing speaking, he did not forget to show off to a few little kids:
"This is the Brother Yang I'm telling you about."
In fact, several Xu Yang had seen this child, and he was basically from the same village.
…
"Damn it, it's all this bastard, let me throw him to death."
After saying that, Wang Xiaodong was about to attack the two-pound tortoise.
"Wait a minute," this is all money, especially if it weighs two kilograms, Xu Yang naturally won't let him drop it like this.
On the way back, Xu Yang was thinking about how to catch the tortoise.
He can't make any money by catching tortoises by himself. He might as well go hunting in the mountains.
And depending on the villagers, no one probably believes that he has the money to buy a tortoise, a thing that no one wants.
And it’s troublesome~
Good thing now. When something like this happened, a good idea suddenly appeared in Xu Yang's mind.
"Brother Yang, what's wrong??" Wang Xiaodong was a little confused. He just wanted to throw a bastard, but Brother Yang stopped him no matter what?
"I bought this bastard for two cents," Xu Yang said slowly.
''Two cents? The children were shocked when they heard this astronomical figure.
What does two cents mean? I usually want one or two cents.
That’s a lot of money. As for two cents, I can’t even think about it.
Even adults can't make a few cents after working exhaustingly for a day.
Not only the children, but even Wang Xiaodong was stunned.
Is this thing worth two cents? What’s wrong with Brother Yang? I’ve felt something wrong since we first met...
After hesitating for a moment, Wang Xiaodong still said: "Brother Yang, if you like this bastard, you can take it without paying."
As soon as he finished speaking, several children nodded quickly.
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