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Chapter 305 The self-destructive fat boy Thor

Face the fat otaku Thor in the video.

People were surprised and surprised at first, and then burst into laughter one after another. It must be said that Thor is also very talented in comedy.

The main reason is that the contrast between before and after is too huge.

In the previous video, Thor, the God of Thunder, was so majestic that he chopped off Thanos' head with an axe, and then in this video, he actually turned into a fat man? !

Tony Stark couldn't help but open his mouth, and then the corners of his mouth rose crazily, and finally he couldn't help laughing: "Shet, Shet! Hahaha... Thor, you are going to kill me today You're laughing so hard, right? Look at your round belly, I guess it's been broken for at least six or seven months, right?"

Nebula, who had been watching indifferently, now looked at the strong Thor next to him with surprise, and then at the dead fat pig in the video. It was unbelievable that these were the same person.

Thor was also surprised and couldn't open his mouth from ear to ear, then shook his head wildly, "No, no, no, this damn fat boy can't be me. God, how could this be me?"

Tony Stark couldn't stop laughing: "Hahaha, look, your long hair has grown back. You would be quite handsome, if you weren't so fat."

Team B also couldn't help laughing. Natasha pursed her lips and said with a smile: "It's... such a surprise. I have to admit now that the answer to this question should indeed be a."

Steve Rogers covered his mouth and chuckled: "Yes, although Dr. Banner has also changed a lot, he is a positive change, developing for the better, and Thor... he is too, too relaxed .”

Scott Lang was not as reserved as them, and laughed loudly: "Look, he actually threatened the players in the game. Oh my God, my God, this is such a childish thing!"

In the video, Fat Thor introduces his friends, Mick and Korenger, a bug and a stone man to Dr. Banner and Rocket Raccoon.

The stone man Korenger was playing a popular game, and was criticized by his teammates. As a polite stone man, Korenger did not retaliate, but asked Thor for help.

Fat boy Thor took the earphones and greeted Zuan: "Yes, it's me, Thor, God of Thunder!

Listen to me, if you don't log out of the game immediately, I will fly to your house, find the basement where you are hiding, rip off your arm, and stuff it into your vagina!

Yes, that's it. Go cry to your father, you coward! "

Next to them, Dr. Banner and Rocket Raccoon looked at each other, stunned by this scene.

Naturally, the audience under the light curtain were also stunned. Fatty Thor's operation simply exceeded their imagination.

Who would have thought that the God of Thunder in the new era would not carry a hammer or an ax to fight monsters, but would instead deal crazy damage to children in the game?

I have to say, games and the Internet are really harmful!

Look, what has happened to our once heroic and invincible God of Thunder, Thor?

Tony Stark was laughing so hard that he shook his head and said: "Thor, to be honest, even if you caused us to deduct 4 points, I still have to thank you, hahaha, thank you for making me so happy. "

Thor's face was naturally as black as the ashes on the bottom of a pot, and he muttered: "This is nothing funny. Isn't it normal for you Earth men to gain weight after middle age?"

"Oh?" Tony Stark glanced at him: "Aren't you the noble Asgardian god? Besides, after the Battle of Thanos, I was very thin, so we don't need to compare, right?"

Thor scratched his hair irritably: "Damn it, I've become a laughing stock again!"

"It's okay, be considerate, Thor, you should learn to get used to it."

Tony Stark comforted him without sincerity, and then continued to watch the video, hoping to find more fun in the video.

In the video, Dr. Banner and Rocket Raccoon were not amused by Fatty Thor's actions, because they all knew why Thor became so decadent.

They have also experienced similar pain, so they can understand Thor's self-destruction at this time.

Dr. Banner stepped forward and asked with concern: "Thor, are you okay?"

Fatty Thor shook his head and said, "Of course, I'm fine. What's wrong? Don't I look bad?"

Rocket Raccoon complained, "You look like a puddle of melted ice cream!"

Fat boy Thor smiled, took a sip of wine and asked, "What's wrong? Are you here to play or something?"

Dr. Banner said seriously: "Thor, we need your help, we have a chance to fix everything!"

Fatty Thor nodded casually: "Are you talking about cable TV? That thing has been bothering me for weeks!"

Dr. Banner simply said: "I'm talking about Thanos!"

This made Fatty Thor's expression immediately darken, and he no longer looked as smiling and carefree as before. He grabbed Dr. Banner's collar and warned him: "Don't mention this name!"

Stone Man Korenger echoed, "That's right, we never mention that name here."

Dr. Banner opened Fatty Thor's hand and said softly: "I know, that guy...may be the fear in your heart."

Fatty Thor sneered: "Why? What's so scary about that guy? I killed that guy myself, have you forgotten? Who else can kill him? No! No one can kill him except me. he!"

Although he said this, everyone could hear that Fatty was speaking hard and Dr. Banner spoke to his heart.

He stepped forward and continued to persuade: "I know you are struggling in pain. I have been like this before. Do you know who helped me get out of it?"

Fat boy Thor said casually while drinking wine: "Who? Natasha?"

"It was you! You helped me."

Fat boy Thor shook his beer belly and pointed out the window: "Then why don't you ask these Asgardians what the value of my help is?"

He stuffed himself into the sofa with a look of dejection on his face: "Anyway, they are all gone."

Dr. Banner said, "Maybe we can bring them back!"

"Shut up." Fatty Thor finished his drink and started eating again. While eating, he said, "Do you think I'm giving up on myself here? Waiting for rescue, or redemption or something?

But I'm fine, we're all fine. So no matter what you say, I won’t go, I don’t care, and I can’t care. "

Dr. Banner could only continue to persuade: "We really need you, brother."

Fatty had a helpless, bitter smile on his face, shook his head, and drank again.

Rocket Raccoon saw this and said, "There is beer on the spaceship too."

Fatty hesitated for a moment and asked, "What brand is it?"

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