Questioning the world, starting from Marvel and going crazy

As a thief, Hank Pym appeared to be very amateur, and he didn't do enough spot checking or intelligence work.

But this is normal. Hank Pym has the air of an old English gentleman, and he is also a high-level intellectual and a great scientist. He is definitely not professional enough to engage in such petty theft.

His information lag was so serious that in the future, the old cruel house of Stark Industries had been transformed into the Avengers headquarters.

As a result, there was such an unexpected incident.

Tony Stark laughed so hard that tears came out. He wiped the corners of his eyes and said, "To be honest, I just thought you were going specifically to the Avengers headquarters, but it turned out that you didn't know that before you acted.

What place is it?”

Hank Pym's face was dark. There was really no excuse for this, because he had thought the same way before, and he must have been misled by the description of this question.

Nick Fury was very embarrassed when he saw the scene. He suppressed a laugh and said: "Well, Stark, we don't have plans to move the Avengers headquarters there now. No one can say what will happen in the future.

And the specific address of the Avengers headquarters will definitely not be announced to the outside world."

This is the truth, but seeing that in the future I will make an own mistake, and it will be broadcast live to the whole world, and even the whole universe, I can't bear it if I am thick-skinned, and Hank Pym is not really thick-skinned.

At this moment, I can only remain silent and pretend to be dead.

In the video, after scolding Hank Pym, Scott Lang did not obey his orders to evacuate, but insisted on continuing the mission, "It doesn't look like there is anyone there, Anthony, take me to the roof!"

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Hank Pym became a little angry when he saw that he didn't listen to him: "He's going to pay for the Ant-Man suit."

But the short-haired woman looked at him and said, "He is risking his own life."

Tony Stark did not forget to give Hank Pym eye drops at this time, and said to Scott Lang, "You see, this old guy doesn't care about your life at all, he cares more about the uniform you are wearing.

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Scott Lang didn't care much: "Frankly speaking, I'm really not as valuable as his clothes that can turn people into the size of ants."

Tony Stark was slightly startled. He didn't expect that this guy was really self-aware.

Scott Lang was actually very open-minded and shrugged: "I don't know why my future self would do things with you, but since I will trust you in the future, so will I now."

Hank Pym shook his head subtly, thinking that although this guy's brain is not that good, unlike his ambitious and cheap disciple, he has a good character. No wonder his future self will choose him to become an ant.

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While they were talking, Scott Lang, who had transformed into a little ant, had successfully landed on the roof of the Avengers Building.

Hank Pym was still trying to persuade him to evacuate, but Scott Lang felt that it was okay. He was so small that no one would find him.

However, as soon as he finished speaking, the falcon flew over directly to warn people: "The siren responded, but I searched around here and couldn't find a single hair."

When Scott Lang saw this, he said: "Look, it's okay, he can't see me!"

"No, I can see you."

The Falcon immediately locked onto him.

Seeing this, Scott Lang had no choice but to return to normal size, and took the initiative to lift his mask to show his kindness, "Hi, I'm Scott, uh, I'm Ant-Man."

Tony Stark couldn't help but laugh again when he saw this: "Good guy, a self-proclaimed thief, haha, isn't it really the eight o'clock variety show I'm watching?"

Scott Lang spread his hands towards him: "Hey, stop laughing like an idiot! What's wrong with me saying that?"

He thinks his future self is cool, and he doesn’t really do bad things. Well, stealing things is a bit unethical, but his future self has already told Falcon in advance that he is just borrowing it, so why not use it for two days?

To save the world!

Taking it without telling you is stealing. I am obviously borrowing it!

Tony Stark laughed so hard that his cheeks hurt: "Okay, man, I admit that you can be a qualified comedian. Listen, as long as you are not a fool, you will not be fooled by your rhetoric."

Obviously, Falcon was not a fool. He immediately regarded Scott Lang as an intruder and tried to capture him.

Scott Lang had no choice but to continue to turn into the size of an ant and hide and seek with the opponent, but even so, the glasses on the Falcon's head could still capture his traces.

Ant-Man lost his stealth advantage, but it was also the first time that Falcon encountered an enemy that could grow in size and shrink in size. He was a little uncomfortable at first, but was greeted by Scott Lang.

This guy was also funny. While beating the Falcon, he apologized, "I'm sorry, I'm so sorry."

Tony Stark shook his head: "Falcon must be furious, this is also his famous scene."

Nick Fury also said: "Sam doesn't mind making a fool of himself, but he certainly doesn't want Steve to see himself in such embarrassment."

"Yes, everyone knows that he is Steve's crazy fan!"

In the picture, Ant-Man and Falcon are entangled endlessly, which also makes Hank Pym and the short-haired woman in the control room extremely nervous. Once the mission fails, they will not get anything, and they will lose their soldiers and lose their wives.

If the Ant-Man suit was captured by the Avengers, that would definitely not be the outcome Hank Pym wanted to see.

As Falcon gradually adapted, Ant-Man fell into a disadvantage. After all, he was facing a battle-hardened superhero.

But in the end, Ant-Man took the opportunity to sneak into the cruel place. Falcon followed closely, but did not realize that the cunning Ant-Man was hiding in the door leaf and took the opportunity to embed himself in the aircraft behind him.

When the ant-sized Scott Lang gets into a tight machine, he can of course do whatever he wants and wreak havoc at will.

After a while, Ant-Man crashed. The aircraft was seriously damaged and it was no longer possible to capture the traces of Scott Lang who had shrunk in size.

Fortunately, he was not injured. He got up and spoke into the intercom: "The most important thing is that the captain never found out about this."

Tony Stark laughed and said: "No, everyone knows now!"

Then he said to Scott Lang: "You later sneaked into my suit to cause damage because of the experience you learned from the Falcon, right? Very good, you will never have a chance again!"

He plans to develop a system specifically for the suit to prevent insect invasion after he returns, which is not difficult.

Scott Lang shrugged: "To be honest, I never thought about going against you, uh, I mean me now."

At the end of the video, Ant-Man went back to life, and Hank Pym unceremoniously scolded him for being irresponsible, disobeying orders, and acting recklessly.

Scott Lang in the camera didn't defend himself, he just silently took out the mechanical device from his pocket. He really succeeded!