I, Naruto, started out with Hinata feeding me imported candy.

"Introduce yourselves?" Sakura Haruno asked curiously, resting her chin on her hand. "What do we need to introduce?"

Upon hearing this, Kakashi thought for a moment and said, "How about this, I'll introduce myself first."

"My name is Kakashi Hatake. From now on, you can just call me Kakashi-sensei."

I don't want to tell you what I like.

As he said this, he glanced at the erotic comic book in Naruto's hand out of the corner of his eye.

Then he added, "The things I hate... I don't want to tell you either."

"As for my dreams, I'm too lazy to talk about them."

"As for my interests, I seem to have a lot, but I'm too lazy to talk about them."

As he said this, he looked at the three people in front of him.

"Well, I've finished speaking. Now it's your turn."

"..."

"..."

Sakura Haruno: "..."

All three were speechless.

After talking for so long, all I knew was the name of the instructor, a Jonin teacher; it was as if I hadn't said anything else.

Kakashi completely ignored the speechless looks from the other three members of his team and looked directly at Sakura Haruno.

"You go first."

"Okay." Sakura Haruno nodded, smiling as she introduced herself, "My name is Sakura Haruno, and I like many things, such as..."

As she said this, she stole a glance at Sasuke.

Then she added, "I hate it when people call me 'wide forehead'!!!"

"And my dream..."

Then, she looked at Sasuke again.

After Sakura Haruno finished speaking, Sasuke maintained his cool pose and expressionless face, saying, "I am a member of the Uchiha clan, my name is Uchiha Sasuke! I don't have anything I like, nor anything I dislike, but I do have one goal in my heart!!!"

At this point, he thought for a moment and then said again, "No, I have two goals in mind."

After saying that, he looked at Naruto beside him, his eyes filled with intense fighting spirit.

"Naruto, I will repay you tenfold for the humiliation you've caused me!!!"

"The humiliation of being called 'Dad' must be avenged!!!"

"..." Naruto's lips twitched, and he rolled his eyes.

"A feud over calling me 'Dad'? What's going on?" Kakashi scratched his head, looking completely bewildered.

Sasuke saw Kakashi's bewildered expression and didn't bother to explain.

Then he added, "As for the second objective, that is to kill that man!!!"

"I am an avenger, and my sole purpose in living is to kill him!!!"

A strong killing intent burst forth from his eyes.

Seeing this, Sakura Haruno, standing to the side, couldn't help but feel a chill run down her spine.

Kakashi narrowed his eyes but didn't say anything more.

"Okay, I'm done."

Sasuke withdrew his murderous gaze and said simply.

"Naruto, it's your turn."

Kakashi spoke up.

"Mm." Naruto nodded.

"My name is Naruto Uzumaki. I like many things, such as reading... cough cough, studying erotic comics, exploring the origin of humankind, or going fishing."

There's nothing I dislike.

"As for my dream, it's to be a salted fish."

"If I could choose to lie flat and just wait to die, I think that would be pretty good too."

"..." Kakashi listened to the team members' self-introductions and summarized one point!

Sasuke is a true avenger, with only hatred in his heart.

Sakura Haruno is a girl who falls in love early and is infatuated with boys.

Naruto is a complete slacker, plus a bit of a pervert.

Thinking of this, Kakashi rubbed his forehead, his face showing worry.

"Sigh, dealing with these three problem kids is going to be tough!!!"

"What kind of karma have I created?!"

For a moment, Kakashi felt that his life was bleak.

Thinking that he should leave this sad place as soon as possible, he said to the three of them, "Okay, that's enough about the self-introductions. Now I have something important to tell you."

After gathering his thoughts, he spoke again.

"I have a test for you. Only by passing the test can you be considered my true students."

"Take your ninja tools to the Third Training Grounds tomorrow morning. Remember, don't eat breakfast, or you'll throw up!"

"And you'd better arrive before five o'clock."

"Alright, dismissed!!"

After Kakashi finished speaking, he used the Body Flicker Technique and his body instantly disappeared from the spot.

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Chapter 26 Kakashi: Damn, Naruto doesn't play by the rules!

The next morning.

The sky was bright.

The third training ground.

Sakura Haruno, Sasuke.

The two men walked over listlessly, their shoulders hunched and backs slumped.

Good morning, Sakura.

Sasuke, with his hands in his pockets, greeted him politely.

Good morning, Sasuke.

Upon hearing this, Sakura Haruno waved in greeting.

At this moment, Sasuke tilted his head and looked around, then couldn't help but say, "It's almost five o'clock, why hasn't Naruto arrived yet?"

Sakura Haruno chimed in, "Kakashi-sensei isn't here either."

"Let's wait and see, maybe they're on their way." Sasuke nodded, hunched over, and sat on a wooden stake to wait.

At 9:30 a.m.

At this moment, Naruto was fast asleep in bed.

He was also holding a color comic book titled "The Unspeakable Secret Between Me and My Neighbor Girl".

Last night, he got so engrossed in reading comics that he stayed up all night reading them.

Finally, I was so sleepy that I couldn't stand it anymore, so I reluctantly put down the comic book, closed my eyes, and went to sleep.

At nine o'clock when the sun is shining brightly.

The blinding sunlight streamed through the window and shone on Naruto's face.

Naruto, who was having a sweet dream, was immediately awakened.

I subconsciously used my hand to cover my face to make the view less glaring.

I opened my sleepy eyes and lazily stretched.

"Wuhu~"

"She's sleeping so soundly."

The sleepiness completely disappeared, and my mind became clear.

A rustling sound rang out, and Naruto had already put on his clothes.

Immediately after he finished washing up, he ate a steaming bowl of Ichiraku instant noodles and glanced at the alarm clock on the table.

"Oh dear, it's almost ten o'clock."

Naruto was enjoying his cup noodles.

"But there's no rush."

In the original story, Kakashi arrived at the Third Training Grounds very late, so Naruto wasn't worried at all.

He wouldn't be like Naruto in the original story, foolishly going to the training grounds so early.

Going right on time, isn't that better?!

After we finished eating, it was already ten o'clock.

"We mustn't forget that."

Naruto casually stuffed the erotic comics on the bed into his pocket, opened the door with a sunny smile on his face, and then walked towards the third training ground.

The third training ground.

At this moment, Sasuke and Sakura Haruno both looked extremely pale, and even twitched occasionally.

"what the hell!!!!"