Who says the Magic Cyber ​​Police can't overthrow the Heavenly Gang?

Latis shouted angrily, then paused, muttering:

"Wait, I'm a mage!"

He sullenly pulled his head back, then suddenly noticed a pair of earrings that looked somewhat familiar.

"Huh? These earrings look like the pair Art wore in the simulation, only the material is a little different."

He glanced at the half-elf who was carefully examining a leaf, secretly picked up the earring, and walked up to the shopkeeper.

"Shopkeeper, how much is this?"

The shop owner stepped out of the magic net he was surfing, glanced at the earring in his hand, and asked in surprise:

"You want to buy this?"

"Yes, is there something wrong?" Latis asked, scratching his head.

"There's nothing wrong with it, it's just that this earring has a rather old-fashioned design, so it's rare to see anyone buying it."

The shop owner thought for a moment and said:

"Four hundred gold whites. I'll refine your earrings and enchant them with a few spells. Come pick them up tomorrow morning."

"Four hundred?" Latis barely managed to control his voice, took a deep breath, and asked in a low voice:

"Is the rind of this melon made of gold, or are the melon seeds made of gold? It's so expensive!"

"Just tell me if you want it or not?" The shopkeeper was taken aback by Latis's ambiguous words, then frowned and said.

"If you can guarantee it's authentic, I'll definitely take it!" Latis asked, heartbroken. "Is there really no room for negotiation?"

"No need to talk."

"I'm a student, can I get a discount?"

"Are you a student?" The shopkeeper paused again, looked at Latis, whose body was covered in the marks of training, and asked earnestly:

"Do I look stupid?"

"Really." Latis, without changing his expression, took out his Bogu Academy certificate of incomplete studies from his soul space and placed it in front of the shopkeeper.

"You fucking dropped out of the mage academy and went to be a warrior?" The shopkeeper glanced at the certificate of incomplete studies and cursed angrily.

"Uh, what about this?"

Latis took out his Green Ivy College diploma.

"Wow, Chao, senior? Senior?" The shop owner was stunned, then said resentfully:

"You've already graduated, so stop trying to take advantage of us fourth-year students!"

……

Latis was ultimately forced to take out four hundred gold whites from his soul space.

Seeing Latis walking out of the magic materials shop looking dejected, the half-elf asked curiously:

"Brother, what's wrong with you?"

"My heart aches so much..." Latis leaned sadly on the half-elf's shoulder and sighed deeply.

Artemis suppressed a laugh, coughed, and said:

"I see something's going on at the tavern, shall we go check it out?"

"A tavern? Good, I'll drown my sorrows in alcohol!"

Latis, holding the half-elf's hand, charged forward menacingly.

……

"it is good!"

Amid cheers from the surrounding crowd, Yashutia swallowed a skewer of lamb with gusto.

"Miss Kurosawa, you look like you're about to pass away. How about we pack some to take back for my brother and the others?"

The robin held a jug of fruit wine and looked at Yashutia with concern.

"I can't? That's absolutely impossible!"

Yashutia took a big gulp of ale and shouted:

"Come on, come on again!"

The die was tossed from her hand and landed on the table, with the "1" written on the top side.

The robin sighed helplessly. She knew that Yashutia had only wanted her to eat more at first, but after a few sips of ale, Yashutia had become like this, even swearing that she wouldn't go home until she had eaten ten pounds of meat, and turning the bet into "whoever loses has to eat a skewer of meat".

She hesitated for a moment, picked up the dice, and gently tossed them, rolling a "6".

"Bravo!" The crowd that had rushed out of the tavern to watch burst into enthusiastic applause once again.

"You stinky bird!" Yashutia slammed her fist on the table in a fit of rage, grabbed a skewer of suckling pig, and swallowed it whole.

"Come again!"

The robin stared unfocusedly at the sky, silently crying out in its heart:

"Big brother, help! Miss Kurosawa is going to stuff herself to death!"

……

Latis stood outside the crowd, dumbfounded, his jaw practically dropping to the ground.

The half-elf silently opened his eyes wide, feeling that the thin hood could no longer block out the noise flooding his mind.

"Big brother... Shall we go?"

She hesitated for a moment, then looked away, unable to bear looking directly at him, and squeezed Latis's fingers to ask.

"Go! Immediately, right now!" Latis snapped out of his daze, feeling utterly humiliated, and turned to leave.

However, the robin keenly caught his voice. She immediately jumped off the chair and ran towards Latis, shouting urgently:

"Brother, help!"

……

"So she ate five pounds of meat and two jugs of ale like that?"

Latis swallowed the roasted meat in his mouth and asked in shock.

“Yes, yes…” The robin sighed, looked at Yashutia who was already drunk and passed out on the table beside him, and shook his head:

"And she usually seems so quiet and reserved..."

Latis suddenly recalled the years he spent as Brother Bull and shuddered.

"She's not exactly quiet..."

"So, are you going back to the alchemy hut first?" Artemis asked in a low voice, taking a bite of raw potato without changing her expression.

The robin looked conflicted, and finally shook its head:

"Actually, we originally planned to go to Huanjing Hot Spring on the outskirts of Hard Stem City after visiting the night market, but we didn't expect Miss Kurosawa to have such a low alcohol tolerance... But we're leaving tomorrow, and I haven't even soaked in a hot spring yet..."

"Hey, what kind of mess is this!"

Yashutia suddenly sprang up from the table, hastily wiped her mouth, shook her head, and shouted:

"Elbow, let's go to the hot springs! I'm going to wash you, you stinky bird, until you smell nice!"

She carried a fifty-kilogram bag in one hand and a robin in the other, laughed at Latis, and asked:

"Haha, big brother, you want that too?"

Latis quickly shook his head and raised his hands to show his innocence.

"cut!"

Yashutia carried the robin, who kept crying for help, and staggered away.

"Wow, this is a test for the cadres..." Latis wiped his sweat and ate another skewer of grilled mushrooms.

Ateliers' ears drooped slightly beneath her hood. She hesitated, rubbing the berry in her hand, and whispered to Latis:

"Big brother, I'd also like to go to the hot springs..."

"Huh?" Latis was taken aback for a moment, then laughed heartily and said:

"Sure, let's go together!"

"Then I'm leaving!"

The half-elf simply stuffed the fruit into Latis's arms and ran off briskly.

"Eh, no..."

Latis stared blankly, his hand raised, at the half-elf who was happily skipping around, and continued to say:

"...Why didn't you take me with you?"

He scratched his head, looked at the last two skewers of grilled chicken legs in front of him, and sighed softly.

"The life of that despised person, La, is truly cruel, oh dear, washing seaweed..."

Suddenly, the image of the soft touch of the half-elf sitting on him in the cramped plant box flashed into his mind.

"Hiss." Latis suddenly stood up and muttered:

"We're all men, there shouldn't be any problem with us taking a shower together, right..."

He grabbed the chicken leg from the table and stuffed it into his mouth, skewer and all, before running toward the hot springs on the outskirts of the city at a speed beyond human limits.

"Phase surge, I'm charging forward!"

Chapter 73 is so embarrassing (Part 2)

"Latis tried to swim in the lava, but was blown up by a Creeper. Latis landed too hard..."

Latis walked along the path, singing a folk song from his hometown with cryptic lyrics, his hands behind his head.

"How strange, these two, thinking about going to the hot springs, they're running so fast? Even someone like me can't keep up with them?"

He looked around blankly, then sighed and helplessly activated the magic radar.