Bring some numerical shock to the summoning world

After Zhou Lili subconsciously told her experience as a manager, the female teacher suddenly had a touching expression as if she had been wandering for half her life and only regretted that she had never met a wise master. She was just about to kill a yellow chicken and drink blood wine with Zhou Lili, and then become sworn sisters in front of Zhou Yun's statue, so that the people in the Xingcai class could see what it meant to manage two females.

In the end, the female teacher gave in and just appointed Zhou Lili as the class representative.

Then, there is the issue of Zhou Lili's accommodation.

After class, the head teacher called Zhou Lili to her office and began to arrange her accommodation and other matters.

"As for accommodation, dormitory resources are quite tight lately. I see you have a good relationship with Little Lihua, so you can live with her for the next two weeks."

The head teacher made the decision directly.

"what?"

Zhou Lili was stunned. "Who is Xiao Lihua?"

"Yili."

The head teacher said as a matter of course: "Don't you think she looks like a cute and shy little tabby cat?"

Zhou Lili was stunned for a moment, then she thought about it and asked tentatively, "Can I stay alone at my own expense?"

Pheromones said that Zhou Lili was indeed Zhou Lili now, but Little Zhou Lili still existed. In a sense, the most important thing for Zhou Lili now was to prevent herself from having a sudden burst of courage when going to the bathroom.

"You know, we're a women's art school."

With a smile, the homeroom teacher explained, "Our college's two flagship majors are both team-related, so we aim to cultivate team spirit. Girls' affection... no, getting along with each other is also a very important part, and it's something you have to savor."

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No, this talented and virtuous teacher, you seem to have revealed some extraordinary attributes just now.

What's your purpose for coming to the Women's College? Do you want to explain yourself? Maybe we can still play double duty when you're shot.

Zhou Lili didn't show it, but she was already complaining inside.

He wasn't completely inexperienced living with girls, but the problem was that Bai Dongdong was simply a woman. She and Zhou Lili got along as smoothly and naturally as a watermelon and a spoon. Living with a stranger like Yili was a far more formidable challenge for Zhou Lili than even a prodigy in his prime trying to blow up his own shit.

Looking at the silent Zhou Lili, the head teacher smiled and said, "Lili, don't worry. Although the little girl may not be good at speaking, she is actually very soft-hearted deep down. As long as you make a request, she will definitely try her best to meet your request. Even if you learn to be gradual and slowly erode her mind and let her get used to your presence, then she will not refuse even the most excessive requests..."

"Teacher, that's enough!"

Yang Xia, carrying a new uniform and equipment, rushed forward, receiving a barrage of punches and grappling techniques, and directly sealed the head teacher's mouth. "If you keep talking, you will spend the rest of your life in prison!!!"

"It's not that serious actually."

Wen Liang, who was holding teaching materials, said calmly, "They'll just revoke their teaching certificate, detain them for a month, and fine them 1,000 credit points."

"That was enough to cut my teaching career short."

Bowing respectfully, the head teacher said gently, "I beg you to forgive me, the teacher, as a token of my turning a blind eye to your dormitory-hopping activities. How about that?"

"Really."

Yang Xia stood in front of the homeroom teacher with her hands on her hips, and said helplessly, "Stop teasing the new students, Teacher Ruisui. If you really can't arrange it, you can let me live with the new students and let Wen Liang live with Xiao Lihua."

"I'm not going~"

Raising his hand, Wen Liang said calmly, "As a bassist with extremely poor skills in life, I can't live without Yang Xia's mother."

“Who is your mother!”

Yang Xia said angrily, "Try to learn how to take care of yourself, idiot!"

"That's it!"

Snapping her fingers, the homeroom teacher, Ruisui, said with a smile, "Zhou Lili will be living with Xiao Lihua for the next two weeks. Of course, Yang Xia and Wen Liang will also have to take good care of the new student~"

"I would do this even if you didn't tell me."

Yang Xia sighed helplessly, then extended her hand and said to Zhou Lili with a bright smile, "My name is Yang Xia, I'm the monitor of the Xingcai class and the drummer of the Bond Band. I'm very happy to meet you~"

What is this existence that is more sunny than Bai Dongdong?

Zhou Lili felt as if her eyes were illuminated at that moment. She extended her hand, shook the other person's hand, and said softly, "Nice to meet you."

"Wen Liang is a poor bassist."

Wen Liang reached out his hand and, like a typical businessman, shook Zhou Lili's hand with both hands and said calmly, "I'm working to pay off my debts now. If you have any questions about the bass or need a substitute, you can contact me. It's good quality and cheap. I can play more than three times..."

Wen Liang, whose mouth was covered, didn't even bother to resist.

"okay."

Ruisui waved her hand and said with a smile, "Dear monitor, please show Zhou Lili around the dormitory. You have to talk to Little Lihua carefully so she doesn't scare her."

"Okay."

Nodding, Yang Xia naturally took Zhou Lili's hand.

Zhou Lili immediately activated her Ultra Instinct and slid away from Yang Xia's hand.

Hey?

Are you a girl who doesn't like being held hands?

Yang Xia was stunned for a moment, but she followed Zhou Lili's habit and did not force her to hold hands. She just said gently: "Lili, just follow me. The dormitory area is very close to the teaching building."

Wen Liang on the side said nothing, but just looked at Zhou Lili with a little curiosity.

This Zhou Lili... is a little weird.

"Why hasn't Zhou Li contacted us yet?"

In the dormitory, Bai Dongdong and Lan Ling huddled together, looking at each other's magic books in bewilderment.

"According to common sense, Zhou Li should have sent us his location and other information by now, but it's been almost two hours and he still hasn't made any movement."

Lan Ling stroked her smooth chin, thought for a moment and asked:

"Did he encounter an enemy?"

"It's difficult."

Bai Dongdong frowned and said, "Besides, I don't think that Yili is a bad person. Even if he met a bad person, shouldn't the bad person be afraid?"

"Reasonable."

Lan Ling nodded, then she directly dialed Zhou Li's magic code number, "Why don't we contact him?"

"Too."

Bai Dongdong nodded.

Soon, the magic code was connected.

Then the call was instantly disconnected.

On the road, Zhou Lili looked at the magic book in her hand with sweat dripping down her face, and there was only relief in her eyes for surviving the disaster.

Fortunately, I reacted quickly.

If she spoke subconsciously, according to Bai Dongdong's train of thought and her understanding of herself, she would easily guess that Zhou Li was now Zhou Lili. Then, her life in the next life would be over.

No, we must prevent them from giving us the Grimoire!

Is there any way... Is there any way...

Got it!

"Zhou Li sent us a message."

After the call was hung up, Lan Ling looked at Bai Dongdong in a daze.

"what's the situation?"

Bai Dongdong opened the message Zhou Li sent them with some curiosity.

[Hemorrhoids burst on my mouth, and I am temporarily unable to speak]

【Text Contact】

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Haha, guys, what can I say?

While camping, I roasted some grass.

Now I have diarrhea

Can't escape the real toilet

Killed today

Chapter 174 Seize the handle

【What's going on? Speak】

[I don’t know that you don’t have hemorrhoids on your mouth? 】

【say】

【say】

【Rely on young lady to speak】

If you don't speak, I'll open your box.

[Hello, is this Mr. Zhou from the Golden Kingdom with the last number 6733?]

Zhou Lili felt the constant vibrations of the magic book on her waist, and she always felt like she was tied to a purple mood. But she still remained calm enough, so calm that she suppressed the subconscious urge to block it.

Can't block.

This excuse might hold up for a while now. If I block him immediately, Bai Dongdong might actually open a box for me. If she finds out that I'm at a women's college, that would be a lot of fun.

It's definitely not you who are happy.

Walking on the tree-lined path, Yang Xia hummed a ballad, her steps light, her ponytail swinging. The happy girl could never hide the warm sunshine in her heart.

Wen Liang standing aside still looked half dead, like a bassist in debt.

Oh, that's it.